In case you needed further proof that the world has gone potty, here are
some actual label instructions on consumer goods.


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside
down.


(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)


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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)





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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)



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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)


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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)


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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)



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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)



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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???....)


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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)


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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)


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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts." (Step 3: say what?)


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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one.)


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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals." (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


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(thank you to Sadia for that!! made me laugh!!!!!)