mY fiNe iS $130.50!!!!!!!!!!
This is fun to do. Just read the "offence" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offence" and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "my fine is $..."

*Smoked pot -- $10
*Did acid -- $5
*Ever had sex at church -- $25
*Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
*Had sex with someone on bebo -- $25
*Had sex for money -- $100
*Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
*Vandalized something -- $20
*Had sex on your parents" bed -- $10
*Beat up someone -- $20
*Been jumped -- $10
*Cross dressed -- $10
*Given money to stripper -- $25
*Been in love with a stripper -- $20
*Kissed someone who"s name you didn"t know -- $0.10
*Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
*Ever drive and drank -- $20
*Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
*Used toys while having sex -- $30
*Got drunk, passed out and don"t remember the night before -- $20
*Went skinny dipping -- $5
*Had sex in a pool -- $20
*Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
*Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
*Cheated on your significant other -- $10
*Masturbated -- $10
*Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
*Done oral -- $5
*Got oral -- $5
*Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
*Stole something -- $10
*Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
*Made a nasty home video -- $15
*Had a threesome -- $50
*Had sex in the wild -- $20
*Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
*Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
*Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
*Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
*Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
*Said you love someone but didn"t mean it -- $25
*Went streaking -- $5
*Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
*Been arrested -- $5
*Spent time in jail -- $15
*Peed in the pool -- $0.50
*Played spin the bottle -- $5
*Done something you regret -- $20
*Had sex with your best friend -- $20
*Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
*Had anal sex -- $80
*Lied to your mate -- $5
*Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

(x) snuck out of the house

( ) got caught sneaking out

(x) gotten lost in your city

( ) saw a shooting star

( ) been to any other countries besides new zealand

(x) smoked

( ) had a serious surgery

( ) gone out in public in your pajamas

(x) kissed a stranger

(x) hugged a stranger

(x) been in a fist fight

(x) done drugs (only legal ones)

(x) laughed and had drink come out of your nose

(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator

( ) made out in an elevator

( ) slept with someone

( ) had a member of the opposite sex tell you they love you and didnt mean it

( ) told a member of the opposite sex that you loved them and meant it

( ) been to a casino

(x) been skydiving

(x) broken a bone

(x) skinny-dipped

(x) skipped class

(x) played spin the bottle

( ) gotten stitches

( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour

(x) bitten someone

( ) been to Niagara Falls

(x) gotten the chicken pox

(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex

( ) kissed a member of the same sex

( ) crashed into a friends car

( ) been to Japan

(x) ridden in a taxi

( ) been dumped

( ) been fired

(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back

( ) stole something from your job

( ) gone on a blind date

(x) lied to a friend

( ) had a crush on a teacher

( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans

( ) been to Europe

( ) slept with a co-worker

( ) been married

( ) dated a red head

( ) dated a blonde

(x) dated a brunette

( ) had children

( ) saw someone die

( ) been to Africa

( ) Run a stop sign just because you wanted to

(x) Slept for 12 hours straight

( ) Lied about your name and had people believe you

(x) Eaten nothing for more than 2 days

(x) Lied to parents

(x) Rode on motorcycle

(x) Drove a car

(x) Drove around town with windows down and amplifiers turned up

(x) Said youll be home one time and got in at least 2 hours later

( ) smoked a Cigar

(x) Questioned your heart

(x) swam in the ocean

( ) felt like dying

( ) cried yourself to sleep

(x) made prank phone calls

(x) danced in the rain

(x) sang in the shower

( ) had a dream that you married someone

(x) glued your hand to something

(x) got your tongue stuck to an Ice lolly

( ) kissed a fish

(x) sat on a roof top

(x) screamed at the top of your lungs

( ) done a one-handed cartwheel

(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours

(x) stayed up all night

(x) picked and ate an apple

(x) climbed a tree

( ) had a tree house

(x) been scared to watch scary movies alone

( ) believed in ghosts

( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(no but i do have over $1000 worth)

( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say

( ) gone 4 a boxer run (and a top)

(x) played ding-dong-ditch

(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on

(x) been easily amused

(x) caught a fish then cooked it

( ) caught a butterfly (im scared of them lol)

(x) laughed so hard you cried

(x) cried so hard you laughed

(x) mooned/flashed someone

(x) had someone moon/flash you

(x) cheated on a test (who hasnt)

(x) forgotten someones name

(x) slept naked