In school Barry was messing in the woodwork room with a big piece of dowel, he was doing Zulu impressions and launched the spear down towards a small room at the end of the classroom. Jacob walked out of that room as the spear headed towards him. It hit him in the face, he didn,t know what hit him and his reaction was to put his hand where he got hit. He hit himself so hard in the face that he knocked himself out.

Niall Kelly and I were climbing over a gate, when I got over I said be careful its slippy. Just as I said that he slipped and lodged a Spike half way up his ass. He was half crying and half laughing....
I was only laughing.

Tried break dancing in a girls kitchen one night and when another fella tried it he launched himself into the washing machine.

NUCK CHORICE..... thats his name right,NUCK CHORICE.
(Couldnt remember Chuck Norrice's name)

Playing Charades, Sounds like.....
HIP FUCK...HIP FUCK was all I could shout.
( PLaying charades one night, the TV programme was NIP TUCK )

When I was young,Calling my sister a wanker in front of my dad.
My dad turned around and said "WHAT...do you even know what that is and all I can say was... I don't know but she is one..

Getting drunk in Newbridge one night I decided to walk home, got half way up the town and saw a car pull in. I went over to it, took about five minutes to find the handle as I rocked back and forward. Got in and the Driver says "Where are you going ". I said where I lived and he repeated the question. Only then as I looked around I realised it wasn't a Taxi, it was some one just pulling up to park.

One friend of mine climbed up on the roof of a PENNIES and shouts " anyone want an "E", as he proceeds to pull the huge E letter from the Pennies logo.

I know all these stories of me drunk makes it sound like Ihave a problem, but the fact is I don.t drink that often but when I do it could only take two pints to get me hammered. Another night out in town I again insisted to walk home after the club only to wake up the next morning outside the place I worked on the grass with a huge hangover.

Went up to a bar in a nightclub one night and was talking to this fella. Waiting to be served he says what are you having anyway. I presume he was just gonna order my drink with his order, We get our drinks and I throw him what I owe him, He says its grand don't worry bout it. I said thanks man, see ya later and walked off. As I walked away it clicked, he was gay and I looked back to him and he had these sad eyes on him. I felt so bad for him as I have never had a gay fella hit on me and just thought he was being nice.

Playing the game bollox in school years ago in class, you know the one where you have to shout BOLLOX as loud as you can without getting caught.
We started off low and gradually got louder. It came to my turn and the teacher wa right beside me. I roared it out and he turned to me and said
Quieten down there young fellow in a posh accent" Not really funny but it was when your young.

Do you remember drinking in the fields at the back of Lakeside and getting chased out by a farmer. Staying in tents in Quaffer's house and Ross heading up to collect the cans that werent opened. He wipes the cow crap off one can with his finger and opens it and downs the Dutch Gold.

Sitting at Naas bus stop drunk one morning and Wren sees two hotties and smiles at them, then Eoin turns to one side and pukes all over the place and the two women walk off in disgust.

Eoin pissing all over his room while I cringed in the corner dodging the splash back.

Ross puking all over Wrens bed while lunging for the window that would not open.

Me breaking my ankle on a bouncing castle. And people asking me if I could drive myself to the hospital.

Madhu getting so drunk he climbed into bed with Coyers not realising what he was doing.

Ross calling himself the lord of the dead....

Madhu convinced himself he could jump an eight foot gap in a river....while drunk.

Ado singing "Fuck the Police" at Madhu's 21st while all his family members clapped him on not realising what he was saying.... all our jaws dropped.

Convincing a girl that a hebrew tattoo on someones arm was actually this girls name.

Actually having a pants party.

Bringing my 15 year old cousin on a pub crawl in Spain and accidently bringing him into a brothel... being greeted at the door by a girl pulling her knickers up.

Tried to be funny by dressing up as a prostitude at a "priests & Prostitude Party" only to be the third fella to be dressed as one.

Loosing control of a 350bhp Skyline at O'briens off licence in Naas and going sideways going past the security shack.

MOVE YOU BEAST OF A CAR.....

Made a punk tune from the "A TEAM" theme with Madhu.

Recorded Nutmeg dancing in his room with his top off.... not perverse just really funny.

Ross Farrell pissing down a massive hill in a trolley and the only thing that could stop him was a wall.

Sarah Savage, Ross and myself sleeping under a duvet in the Kelly household and I was coming down with a fever or flu, and Sarah was cold so she huddled against me. I explained that I was sick but all she said was " but your so warm". I saw her a week later and she was sick as a dog. I laughed alot.

Ross and Madhu fighting at the Kelly house and they ended up pulling the front door off the house.

When I was young I saw a fella jump off the lower roof of his house so I tried it... I was ok but my neighbour tried it and gave himself two black eyes from hitting his face off his knees.

One girl I knew was drunk one night in a pub and was wearing a low cut top....shortly after that I heard a scream from one of the lads "get your tit out of my pint". One tit popped out of the top while talking to him. She was too pissed to even realize.

Driving my car, I tried to flick the end of a fag out the window but didn't see it fly in between my legs. About a half mile down the road I jumped out of my seat with a burning feeling in my crotch.

After a heavy nights drinking I was in my kitchen with my mates. I went to fart, but this fart didn't end up soundin like a fart. I froze, and my mate said "your after shitting yourself aren't ya" I replied "I'll just check".

Getting my wallet nicked by a hotty on my 18th birthday on the dance floor of Pharohs, its ok I had spent all my money so it was empty.

One day in school I was playing basketball on my own, and Wren came in to talk to me. He had a hurley with him and a Hockey ball in his hand. As we talked we didn't hear anyone come into the hall and he threw the ball in the air,turned and launched the ball straight into Paul Dowds face. Funny but painfull.

In school Barry was messing in the woodwork room with a big piece of dowel, he was doing Zulu impressions and launched the spear down towards a small room at the end of the classroom. Jacob walked out of that room as the spear headed towards him. It hit him in the face, he didn,t know what hit h