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Haccp Would Not Be Pleased

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8/22/08 | me too! | Reply

Haccp Would Not Be Pleased
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  • Male, 21, Luv 213
  • from My Parents Basement
  • I am Married
  • Member since: October 2006
  • Last active: 8/10/10
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And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track..
Me, Myself, and I
Name's Chris.

All you need to know :D
The Other Half Of Me
Sam Dsc

Sam Dsc

*All night gender bender*

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THE- HACKANATOR- retarded banter- holidays- old school Pokemon- cinema- quick wit- lottery wins- money- payday- tennis- lazy days- spontanious days out- train journeys- unputdownable books- laughing at something no one has a clue about- waking up and realising it's almost 1:00PM- cold pillows- late nights- Poke-thon all nighter's- winning- good music- country walks in the sun- TV- leather sofa's- getting something in the post that's actually for me- supply teachers- swearing- anything vulgar- exchanging smiles with strangers- having "a usual" somewhere- the realisation that you and your mates have all seen the same porn film and all know the name and what happens... O guy persuades blond to do back yard sex...

Good times.
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sleepless nights- death (without any rape)- being bored- waiting- rows- being wrong- losing- boring films- long car journeys- the 85 bus journey from Holsworthy to Bude- spending too much money on something pointless (hooker fund's not looking good :( )- not finding something funny when everyone else does and having to fake it- trying to be interested in a boring story someone's telling- cocky people – day time TV – fly’s and all other insects – Chinky dead ghost girl films...

Bad times.

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    • Top 16 things to rip peers about.

      1. Their contorted face when scratching their mouth (Off the scale on sex appeal).

      2. Their use of the words "Epically" "Epic" that accompany "Fail" when somebody makes a mistake.

      3. High voices, Golden Compass with them Polar Bears.

      4. Faces, mostly those that resemble plates with balloons and children’s drawings of cows.

      5. Their *add whatever action they are doing* skills.

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      8. Their nose.

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      11. Their Jim Carrey in ‘Dumb and Dumber’ haircut.

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    • An actual good blog! Woah aye?

      1.Whats your Name?
      2.Are we close?
      3.What do you think of me?
      4.Do you hav a crush on me?
      5.Would u kiss me?
      6.would u fuk me?
      7.Describe me in 3 words?
      8.If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
      9.What was ur first impression of me?
      10.Do u still think the same?
      11.What reminds u of me?
      12.If you could give me anything what would it be?
      13.How well do u know me?
      14.What do u like best about me?
      15.Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
      16.Could you ever love me?
      17.Give me a nickname and explain why?
      18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
      19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

      Don't make snide comments lol :D That's MY thing...
      Anyway everyone please do this!

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      Hillerrrrr :D France was rather awesome thanku :D Well of course my fault.. but i couldn't help it if my family decided to go on holiday! Wasn't exactly guna refuse a free holiday was i :P haha hehe. Haaa, epic, can't wait :) When will u know of days? I will most likely be free.. but you know what im like.. so let me noo asap :) lol Well i will hopefully catch u later then.. i have text u but uv just informed me ur at work lol. speak sooonn much love xxx

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      Msn It?!?! x

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