Haccp Would Not Be Pleased
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Hombre, 18,
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- de My Parents Basement
- Situación sentimental: Casado/a
- Miembro desde: octubre 2006
- Última sesión: hace 4 días
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- Lema
- And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track..
- Información
- Name's Chris.
All you need to know
- Media naranja
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*All night gender bender*
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- THE- HACKANATOR- retarded banter- holidays- old school Pokemon- cinema- quick wit- lottery wins- money- payday- tennis- lazy days- spontanious days out- train journeys- unputdownable books- laughing at something no one has a clue about- waking up and realising it's almost 1:00PM- cold pillows- late nights- Poke-thon all nighter's- winning- good music- country walks in the sun- TV- leather sofa's- getting something in the post that's actually for me- supply teachers- swearing- anything vulgar- exchanging smiles with strangers- having "a usual" somewhere- the realisation that you and your mates have all seen the same porn film and all know the name and what happens... O guy persuades blond to do back yard sex...
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- sleepless nights- death (without any rape)- being bored- waiting- rows- being wrong- losing- boring films- long car journeys- the 85 bus journey from Holsworthy to Bude- spending too much money on something pointless (hooker fund's not looking good
)- not finding something funny when everyone else does and having to fake it- trying to be interested in a boring story someone's telling- cocky people – day time TV – fly’s and all other insects – Chinky dead ghost girl films...
Bad times.
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Top 16 things to rip peers about.
1. Their contorted face when scratching their mouth (Off the scale on sex appeal).
2. Their use of the words "Epically" "Epic" that accompany "Fail" when somebody makes a mistake.
3. High voices, Golden Compass with them Polar Bears.
4. Faces, mostly those that resemble plates with balloons and children’s drawings of cows.
5. Their *add whatever action they are doing* skills.
6. Overuse of terms such as “I was going to say” and “Literally”.
7. Their hair.
8. Their nose.
9. Their out of control bum fluff sprouting from the bottom of their nose.
10. Their weight.
11. Their Jim Carrey in ‘Dumb and Dumber’ haircut.
12. The age of someone of the opposite sex that they have had relations with.
13. Their constant use of the ‘reload’ button.
14. Their inability to properly ‘rip‘.
15. The lack of a reply when texting the opposite sex.
16. Errors they have made when typing.
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An actual good blog! Woah aye?
1.Whats your Name?
2.Are we close?
3.What do you think of me?
4.Do you hav a crush on me?
5.Would u kiss me?
6.would u fuk me?
7.Describe me in 3 words?
8.If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9.What was ur first impression of me?
10.Do u still think the same?
11.What reminds u of me?
12.If you could give me anything what would it be?
13.How well do u know me?
14.What do u like best about me?
15.Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16.Could you ever love me?
17.Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?
Don't make snide comments lol That's MY thing...
Anyway everyone please do this!8 comentarios 1098 días
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Nicked off Jakes page lol
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| Name : | Chris | |
| Nick Name : | Hiller | |
| Birthdate : | The same day that I was born | |
| Birthplace: | My mum's vitals | |
| Current Location: | 51.149949,-4.306641 - to be exact. | |
| Eye Color: | Brown | |
| Hair Color: | Also brown | |
| Height: | 6Ft something | |
| Weight: | 12.5/13 Stone I think, not sure | |
| Piercings: | Nope | |
| Tatoos: | Nope | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. | |
| Vehicle: | The Mummy Express | |
| Overused Phrase: | "Check On" | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | Bacon sandwich :D | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | THE FALCON - Of course. | |
| Candy: | White Chocolate | |
| Number: | 2 | |
| Color: | White (Yes it's a shade.. Fuck off) | |
| Animal: | Cheetah | |
| Drink: | Milk | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | Opposite sex? So the myths are true.. | |
| Perfume: | Linx, the blue one | |
| TV Show: | The Inbetweeners | |
| Music Album: | Sawdust | |
| Movie: | Lord Of The Rings Return Of The King (Rock on nerds) | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | Coke, obviously | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | McDonalds, for the toy | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | Hot Chocolate | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Kiss, though it costs more. | |
| Dog or Cat: | Cat | |
| Rap or Punk: | Punk | |
| Summer or Winter: | Winter | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Funny, though scary are awesome | |
| Love or Money: | Money, no experience in the other | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | 11, sleep at 2 normally :S | |
| Most Missed Memory: | Eating a banana on the toilet while having a shit when I was | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | Who knows | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | "Fuck... Work.." | |
| Ambition: | Teacher or Copper and a happy family | |
| Best Friends: | Sam an Martin, obviously | |
| Weakness: | Water types | |
| Fears: | Not having control | |
| Longest relationship: | 2 years, because I moved away, and was 7 (not aware you have | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | Nope, loyal | |
| Ever been beaten up: | My dad raped me once | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | I paid him back. | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | Nope | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | Went wild in the bath one time | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | Suprisingly, yes. | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | Not lately, no | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Brown | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Brown | |
| Short or Long: | Really not fussy | |
| Height: | Tallish | |
| Style: | Classy | |
| Looks or Personality: | Personality, looks cost more | |
| Hot or Cute | Cute | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | In the middle, if that's allowed Mr. Bebo app | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | Egypt | |
| How do you want to Die: | In a funny way | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | No I haven't | |
| Get along with your Parents: | Not really, only when they feel like being friendly | |
| Health Freak: | Certainly not | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | No I don't | |
| Believe in Yourself: | Yes | |
| Want to go to College: | £30 a week? Yep | |
| Do you Smoke: | Nope | |
| Do you Drink: | Barely | |
| Shower Daily: | Yea | |
| Been in Love: | No | |
| Do you Sing: | Sometimes | |
| Want to get Married: | Yep | |
| Do you want Children: | Yep | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | Minus a few years | |
| Hate anyone: | Probably not | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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the broken pavement.hace 48 semanasHey, we'd love it if you'd join our group (:
Feel free to ask for a pic up, apply for site model, vote on the polls and comment on the forum.
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Mrs.hace 57 semanasheyyy Hilller!
damn it i was so busy last week that i never got to go on n sort anything out for sat u should of come to penstowe ball cuz we cuda caught up then! sam went! why dint u go gaayyy?
hmm, iv been thinkin n i really miss r chats
hope ur all good. n shall hopefully actually meet up soon!
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Crazy Psychohace 61 semanasim here fool for one thing
nice skin chrissy baby -
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hace 69 semanas
Martin Horman
hey, liked your answers to the stupid question answer thing.
Some are especially funny
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Cazhace 69 semanasDrama........................... what grade?
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hace 70 semanas
Martin Horman
Hey bruv, soz we ain't spoken, i r been in germany.
Been up to a lot of work yeah, damn naional insurance is taking a lot of my money though
Yeah, still off mondays and saturdays.
Yeah, we'lll sort something out.
Yeah, Ds pimp out sounds li3k r33t fun. My R4 and 8GB micro SD should be here soon.
Results day should be a laugh, i may have to have a laugh with the really saD FACE THEN START FAKE CRYING WHEN I OPEN MY RESULTS FOR A LAUGH TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE DO. Caps and i cba to go retype it.
Have to shoot off to work after results day, should be working from 9-5 on that day but i'm just gonna get there when i get there now, might wear my asda uni to hols school for a laugh.
t3h 3nd....
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Crazy Psychohace 72 semanas
i jus thought id ask , ive bein sat outside da cinemas 4 days weeks months , lik 4 eva , but wen is debbie does dallas on ,
i jus wanna c it
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hace 72 semanas
.Aymee.S
Ha ha slaughtered! Saw you today walking speedily up the hill in Bude. I was in Wavehouse. The traffic was chaotic so couldnt cross the road and aswell I had clothes in my hand. Nuisance xx
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hace 72 semanas
.Aymee.S
hey christianO. See how I'm still refusing to call you hiller. Ouch.
I am suprised I am even bothering to reply to a 'bag of shit'. You are a fine one to talk. I love it. Gay sounding chris. Nice. Well I really have been up to quite alot hence not been on the computer for a fair long time. Err when are you next using a computer mr?If that makes sense.
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Jessiehace 72 semanas
n anovaaa cos im sooo kind.mn thenn uowoe meee
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mwa ahhahaha x
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hace 72 semanas
Jessie
Babeeee. i owe u liv,
so i thought i wud pop over snd hand ddelivder it for u.
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hace 72 semanas
Mrs.
Hillerrrrr
France was rather awesome thanku
Well of course my fault.. but i couldn't help it if my family decided to go on holiday! Wasn't exactly guna refuse a free holiday was i
haha hehe.
Haaa, epic, can't wait
When will u know of days? I will most likely be free.. but you know what im like.. so let me noo asap lol
Well i will hopefully catch u later then..
i have text u but uv just informed me ur at work lol.
speak sooonn
much love xxx
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Jessiehace 72 semanas
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Ok, you have three minutes to get somebody on Msn to block you. You cannot ask to be blocked but can do anything else in order to be blocked. ETC. Nudging constantly, Spamming…
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Ok, all you have to do is reply “lol” to whatever somebody says, tho...