Wibble Wobble Wibble Wobble, Waxed Spaniards & Scooter supplying Germans, greetings via the car rental place, discussing pooh over dinner, motor mouth Dermot (catching up on a week), racist holly (not really!), "It tastes the same as any other piss", 47 cent per litre wine, Big birthday hair, Gawd awful kareoke- FOR CRYING OUT LOUD IIIII THINK I LLOOVE YOU!!... The Johnstons, 4 brothers, half of them gay & fans of beautiful Dermot, pool party- pacs ahoy! Vodka in an orange juice carton, romancing with the crikets- ribbet ribbet (!!!!????) !!, Lazy days, Lazy nights, Trevor & Phoebe, Crazy French guy named Georgina, horrific post birthday hangover in the heat, hollys dodgey wrong side of the road driving and the battered wing mirrors of La Zenia, the beach bar- hollys back legs sinking into the sand- te he!, oh and her big busted ankle, Jade (practically Goody) & her drunken feotus, Cameron & the new age, neo colonian, art dekko, blah de blah Archetecture, being offered 120 Euro for a dermot, 2 girls and some cocaine!- Pardon me!? Claires arrival & livening up the chinese- if ye canny decide what you want just order it all, its cheap enuf! Yer man who drives a taxi in bangor- Hilarious! Dermots spanish Granny hair, San Miguel, accidental joy riding in a stolen convertable- ignorance is not an excuse apparently :-/, street party, heading out at 2am, coming home at 1030 after along nights boogieing, getting robbed- hence a blog and feck all fotos! :-(, street chase, thunderstorm and a day in a daze, revealations never to be revealed, Orange picking, a dodey spanish theme park, ESCORTHIO!, PPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 ZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! Blocking the parade and having the car towed, Nanev from Morrocco, 5am bed time- every flaming night! 35 in the shade, 50 in an anonymous armpit!.......all for now, holly- im rob some of your endless spheil...

IF ANYONE HAS BOTHER SLEEPING HERES HOLLYS MEMORYS- SHE OBVIOUSLY HAS A BETTER MEMORY THAN ME, SHE WAS ONLY THERE A WEEK, I WAS THERE 3 AND THE ABOVE IS ALL I CAN RECALL

*Brushing my hair once the whole Hollyday
*Having weirditis on plane with Tracy- and knowing exactly how to annoy her so continually doing so for my own enjoyment.
*Dermot scaring the shit out of everyone by shouting through the car renatl place.
*Not being able to shut him up- forgetting the sound of laughter
*Discussing pooh over dinner
*Apparently I'm racist-it only sounded racist cause we were in a chinese restaurant
*Having a midnight cake feast
*Enjoying Dermots birthday more than he did
*Going back to the cruel tampon store of last year- and finding 1 litre cartons of wine for 47c and no wine bottle dearer than 3euro.
* Having a deep and meaningful conversation then next minute being carried down by two ppl drunker than me.
*For crying out loud I think I love you-the 9 minute song-dermot didn't know the tune or the words too then getting kicked off the stage.
*Demanding to Tracy we sing, 'You're the one that I wan' from grease -then demanding I sing the males part
*Meeting Georgina-the amazing old french man(perv)- who I was convinced I was speaking fluent french to-Tracy attempted; 'Tu alle your house'
*Doreen speaking to Dermot for about ten minutes-then him deciding to guess where in england she was from...she then for the next two seconds put on a fake liverpool accent- and he was like....'oh liverpool!!!'you twat!
*Being convinced the door had no lock to the toilet and the women being mortified when she walked in on me, whilst I pee'd and told her not to worry I didn't mind she could come in.
*Tracy introducing us to Alex and Tim...me throwing a grump
*Texting Dabbsie to tell him to ring me and hang up so i could get away from the scary french man-then ringing him back asking why he rang me?(this is blurry)
*The hangover from hell....dermot screaming ,ooooooo, I'm dying i'm dying....for an hour or 2 and tracy and i ignoring him and going in and out of sleep.
*Listening to Tra

Oh holy God....
....My bangin' head!
OOOOOOH... Do me a favour, lord
Strike me dead

I look to thee with bloodshot eyes
For I did over-socialise....
....Yes, Fall from grace, Last Night
Did I
And Dranketh , Lord
The whole pub dry

And now my mouth tastes like a sewer
Oh sendeth me, dear Lord
A Cure
And I will NEVER drink again...
...I swear to God I wont - AMEN!!

PACKING UP- AGAIN AND AGAIN TO MOVE A MILE IN VARIOUS DIRECTIONS, UNPACKING, AGAIN AND AGAIN, ALTERNATE HANGOVER AND GYM DAYS, SAMBUCA- A POUND, TAQUILA- A POUND, THE ANCHOR- PRICELESS!!, FECKIN TRANSLINK, POLICE RE: PSYCHO VISITOR (27/10/04), HOUSEMATES DRUGS & SERIAL ROBBERIES (2005) POLISH MURDER ATTEMPTER (MAY 06), THE MUMPS- MUMPITY MUMP, MUMPITY MUMP! SEA SPRAY, GALE FORCE WINDS, ELECTRIC MONEY, SPEED IN COUBOARD, COFFEE JARS, LIFTS TO UNI WITH POLICE, LIFTS HOME WITH POLICE DUE TO "BROKEN" ANKLES, POLICE NOT COMING WHEN A LUNATIC CALLED BO IS ON THE RAMPAGE, FLEEING TO CENTRAL AVENUE, DRESSING FRIENDS IN ALL YOU OWN, MOONING AT A REGULAR CUSTOMER WHILE WEARING A KILT AND DANCING ON YOUR GATE POST, FLOWER POT MEN, BURNING A BEDSIDE CABINET AND WATCHING BB ON A WHEELY BIN, STELLA ARTOIS, DRUNKEN BANKING, STRAWPEDOS, RIOTS IN EXPRESS PIZZAS, AFTERNOON NAPPING, DUMONTAGUE, FRRRRRROM PARIS TO BERLIN, DRUNKEN REFERENCING, KISSES, HELLISHLY BORING WINTERS NIGHT QUIZZES, THE PINK BOOK!!, NOT WASHING, FAITH IN WIPES, DOMINOS, TV TOO DAMN LOUD, NO BULBS, AGING BOKE ON BOG, BOILER BUSTING AT XMAS- BRRRRRR!!!, BALLS FREEZING, TAIWANEZE TAPESTRY, ANONYMOUS JOHN OF BALLYMENA, BO (AGAIN) AND HIS VIAGRA, CHOCOLATE NUT SPREAD, 6 MONTHLY SHOP, DISHES, PSYCHOBIOLOGY, AGGREGATED BETA AMYLOID & NEURO FIBRILLARY TANGLES, QUIET LECTURERS, FUNNY LECTURERS, SPSS, MILK, BREAD, POLICE TRAFFIC AMBUSH IN MILLFORT CLOSE, VANDAS STAIRS, BOTANIC GARDEN BENCH, ESPERANZOS, GOOSE- HOW U SAY "YUMMY" IN SPANISH!?, TURNING 21- "I'LL HAVE 3 DRINKS AND IM NOT PAYING FOR ANY OF THEM!!!", GARDEN PARTY, SCHIZO FITS, DRAMA, TEARS, SCREAMING, SINGING, EATING, DATING, MATING!?, CIF CREAM, HARBOUR CAFE, STILETTO STABBING, CHEESE THROWING, BOTTLING, MORE CRYING, LAUGHTER, PAIN, ALITTLE SHAME, STRESS, MESS, A PRETTY GOOD CHEST. "THE HOLE", TRACYS A MOLE, LAQUAR!, BITCHIN, DANCIN, FATAL HEAD COLDS- THE 9TH NOVEMBER 2006- NEVER, EVER AGAIN!! IRRATIONAL ACTIONS, ALOT OF FUN, ALOT OF STRESS- MY GAWD- WOT THE HELL WILL WE ALL DO NEXT!?