because some moments are too funny 2 be forgotten!!!
if u think of any more leave a comment!

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Me: One of these days, someone's going to get a punctured lung and i'm going to shout for clingfilm and NOBODY'S GOING TO LISTEN!!!

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Ciara: Paddy, did you put cheese in this? It's all stringy.
Me: Um, Ciara, did YOU put cheese in it?
Ciara: Yes........

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Alanna: I hate maths. It's like, 'hi, i'm a number. GUESS ME!'

Robyn: (like 6 months later when we learn the definition of "implicit" as in "implicit functions") Now it's "hi, i'm a number, guess me - but first you have to find me !!!"

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Avril: Ciara!! I'm.....
Me: Pregnant? It's a baby farm!!
Avril: I could fit twins in here.......
Me: Twin farms!!

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Sarah: C'barsed!

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Alanna: (about our Irish exam) "I'm screwed more than a Malaysian hooker!!"

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Ms Butler: Robyn, you can get a book about film making, and Alanna, you can get a book about art, and Ciara, you can get..... something......

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Me: I think i was abused as a puppy...

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Alanna: There's a big hole where my head should be!!

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Me: A thiarcais!
Alanna: Last Friday
Me: What?!

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Avril: la la la la la la
Alanna: Hey i know that song!
Avril: la la - Really?!
Alanna: Yeah, you're butchering it.

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Cathal: I'm wearing red socks today.
Alanna: Well I'M not wearing any underwear!
Cathal: What?!
Alanna: No, wait, I didn't mean that!!

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Alanna: Let's play a game. Whose vagina am I describing?!

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Avril: The age of consent is lower for boys than for girls, right?
Me: Yes
Avril: So technically i broke the law..... No! Wait! You're all taking that the wrong way!!!

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Alanna: Well that's a whole other pond of sandwiches!

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Mr Buckley: You have to tell the truth. Don't go in there saying you want to be an accountant for the next 40 years, if what you really want to do is go to India and become a hippy and smoke pot.

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(ok, so this isn't really a "quote", but it was funny!!)
Alanna: *draws on one side of piece of paper: this is bob. bob stole my cookie. *bob as hangman* haha bob. haha.* *draws on other side of piece of paper: alanna. alanna in a bin. vikke. vikke upside down in a bin.*
Richie (ie teacher): *walking over*
Alanna: *oh crap* *turns sheet over - bob as hangman. turns it over again - alanna and vikke in bins. turns it over again - bob as hangman - oh crap!*
Richie: *picks up paper. turns it over.* *wtf?!?!*
Me: *pisses self laughing at alanna until practically crying*
Richie: *walks away*
Alanna: Well, at least it wasn't something embarrassing, like...
Me: Like sex drawings?
Alanna: Yeah, like this. *draws sperm*
Me: ...like he's coming back over!!!

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Avril: I told her like 500 times I was gonna talk about cows, and what does she put down? Cursaí féirme!!!

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Alanna: (re: some Hitler movie...) "It's like.... what's it called? King of the Frogs? No! Lord of the Flies!!"

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Mr Streuli: What's wrong with you people?! Don't you speak GREEK?!?!

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Alanna: I sleep like a helicopter!

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Avril: (looks up from putting books in her bag) Woah! It's a whole load of male penises!!

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Me: If my dog starts licking her paws move her off the bed, or there'll be a big wet patch there later.
Alanna: My dad does that too!

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Paddy: Normal people take 9 months to grow inside a woman. Helens take 9 weeks in some good fertilizer!

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Alanna: Fresh and breezy like a baby's bottom!!

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Avril: Move, I want to si

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool....because your not!
7. Post your results here

Opening credits:
LoveStoned/I Think She Knows - Justin Timberlake

Waking Up:
Wall To Wall - Chris Brown

First Day At School:
Over My Head (Cable Car) - The Fray

Falling In Love:
What A Girl Wants - Christina Aguilera

Fight Song:
I'll Be - Edwin McCain

Breaking Up:
My Style - Black Eyed Peas

Prom:
Object Of My Desire - Dana Rayne

Life's OK:
Love It When You Call - The Feeling

Mental Breakdown:
Let Me Love You - Mario

Driving:
Before I Sleep - DJ Project

Flashback:
Bruised Water - Chicane vs Natasha Bedingfield

Getting Back Together:
What I've Been Looking For - Ryan and Sharpay

Birth of Child:
I Won't Be Crying - Infernal

Wedding:
Bella's Lullaby - Carter Burwell

Final Battle:
Words - Byzone

Death Scene:
Show Me Heaven - Mickey Modelle

Funeral Song:
Cry For You - September

meeeee!!!!

Full Name: Ciara Elizabeth Brewitt
` Nicknames: blondie & german dude (thanks robyn!) & The Brewitt (avril!!)
` Birthday: 16th june 1991
` Place Of Birth: some hospital in cork
` Zodiac Sign: gemini
` Male Or Female: female
` School: BGS

♡ APPEARANCE ♡

` Hair Colour: blonde
` Hair Length: long
` Weight: haha like i'm gonna tell u that
` Height: 5'4" and a half!
` Braces: nope
` Glasses: only for tv and stuff
` Piercings: just my ears
` Tattoos: no
` Righty Or Lefty: lefty!!! lefties rock!!!


♡ MY FIRSTS ♡

` First Best Friend: jess k, i think
` First Award: probably gymnastics
` First Sport You Joined: swimming
` First pet: the legendary fishies Fanta and Stevie!! (unless you count seamonkies that is...!)
` First Real Vacation: kerry r sumwhere when i was about a month old!!
` First Love: em..............!


♡ FAVOURITES ♡

` Movie: Twilight, New Moon (Best. Movie. Ever!!) and A Cinderella Story
` TV programme: home and away, greys anatomy, desperate housewives, 90210
` Colour: umm....... anything!
` Band: dont really have one
` Friend: all of them!!!
` Sweet: chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!! or peanut tracker bars... theyre addictive!
` Restaurant: anything italian
` Fav School Subject: german
` Animal: doggies!!! followed very closely by horsies!! lol
` Book: 'Twilight', 'New Moon' 'Eclipse' & 'Breaking Dawn' by Stephenie Meyer!!!
` Magazine: don't really have one......
` Shoes: my socks.... haha

♡ RIGHT NOW ♡

` Feeling: frustrated because i want to go see New Moon again but my mom's being difficult!
` Single or Taken?: single
` Have a crush: yeah......
` Eating: soup
` Drinking: water
` Online?: 10 points for observation..................!!
` Listening To: Never Leave You - Tinchy Strider ft. Amelle
` Thinking About: New Moon and its AMAZINGNESS!!
` Wanting To: go see New Moon again!!
` Watching: the computer screen.. haha
` Wearing: clothes

♡ IN THE FUTURE ♡

` Want Kids?: yup - 3; a boy and then twin girls (haha, im not particular at all...!)
` Want to be married?: yes
` Careers in Mind: speech therapist or psychologist (wow i actually spelt it right!!)
` Where do you want to live: ireland i suppose... don't mind staying in Cork...
` Car: something fast-ish.... DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT CARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

♡ PREFERENCES FOR THE OPPOSITE SEX ♡

` Hair colour: anything i suppose just maybe not red or grey....lol (and before anyone (probably robyn or caitlin) points this out, BRONZE IS DIFFERENT TO RED!!! lol )
` Hair length: short!! (but not TOO short...) GUYS - DO NOT GROW LONG HAIR!!! IT NEVER WORKS!!! ARE YOU HEARING THIS???!! AND CAITLIN, DO NOT CONDRADICT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
` Eye colour: brown or blue is nice.... but anything really.......... haha topaz is best...
` Cute or Sexy: cute with sexiness as opposed to sexy with cuteness...!
` Lips or Eyes: hard descision.......
` Hugs or Kisses: both! lol
` Short or Tall: well, taller than me.... (although thats not exactly hard!!)
` Easygoing or serious: easygoing but with the ability to be serious
` Romantic or Spontaneous: in between... but leaning more towards romantic
` Sensitive or Loud: both!! lol (although apparently im quite loud myself!!)
` Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
` Sweet or Caring: theyre the same!
` Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: in the middle - not too bad but not too boring!!
` Blind Date or Friends First: friends first


♡ HAVE YOU EVER ♡

` Kissed a Stranger: yes.....
` Had Alcohol: yes
` Smoked: NEVER
` Ran Away From Home: once.... i didnt get very far tho!!
` Broken a bone: yes
` Got an X-ray: yep

♡ DO YOU BELIEVE IN ♡

` God: yes
` Miracles: not really
` Love At first site?: not sure......
` Aliens: who knows!
` Soul Mates: no.... well not in the traditional sense anyway
` Heaven: i guess so
` Hell: if theres a heaven i suppose theres a hell
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