Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn

Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut

Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.

Holy Mother full of class,
Bless my girlfriends juicy ass
Bless her hands that are good at going up and down
Keep her hands where they belong
Bless her pussy which i licked
Keep it safe from all the dicks♥
Bless the shower where we made out
Bless the bed which we broke down
And plzzz God bless my life because
her dad walked in on us that night!


Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration

If guys got periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

Sucky Sucky up and down
Licky Licky all around
kissy Kissy on my lips
Rubby Rubby on my hips
Touchy Touchy on my breast
On my booty plzz caress
Tell me nasty things in my ear
And ill tell u the rest from there


Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,♥
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,♥
Very slowly,♥
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

roses are red
violets are white
so see u in bed♥
Friday night!!

ωσυℓ∂ уσυ...
кιѕѕ мє?
нυg мє?
мєєт мє?
fυ¢к мє?
ℓєт мє ѕℓєєρ ιи уσυя вє∂?
ѕтαи∂ υρ fσя мє?


¢αи ι...
кιѕѕ уσυ ?
тι¢кℓє уσυ?
мαяяу уσυ?
ѕℓєєρ ωιтн уσυ?


αм ι...
ℓσνєαвℓє?
fυ¢кαвℓє?
иαѕту ?
кιи∂?
α gσσ∂ fяιєи∂?
gιяℓfяιєи∂ мιтєяαℓ?
ρяєтту?
вєαυтιfυℓ?


нανє уσυ...
кιѕѕє∂ мє?
мєт мє?
ѕαω мє?
нαиgє∂ ωιтн мє?
нανє α ∂яєαм αвσυт мє?
gσт му иυмвєя?
fυ¢кє∂ мє?


∂σ уσυ...
ℓσνє мє?
нєтє мє?
fαи¢у мє?
мιѕѕ мє яιgнт иσω?
тαℓк тσ мє?


αяє уσυ...
gσιи тσ αѕк мє συт?
αѕк fσя му иυмвєя?
тαℓк тσ мє αgαιи?
мιѕѕ мє ωнєи уσυ ∂σит ѕєє мє?
ρυт тнιѕ σи уσυя ρg?
αиутнιиg тσ ѕαу вє fσя уσυ gσ?

Dear Katie

The first time i saw you i thought _______.

You have a nice______.

I really loved our first _______.

You make me _______.

I really love when you ___________.

You should _______.

Someday I will ______.

You + me =________.

The thing i say most 2 you is _______.

If I saw you now I'd __________.

I would build a _______ just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my __________.

If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

I would spend hours _______ to you.

Love n hugs!,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)