Noon: Hit JB's for some all day Drinking Pitchers and shots and bowling for cash on the machine

16.30: Shower and change for night in Tampa

17.30: BAck to JB's for more drinks while we wait four our taxi

18.35: Taxi picked us up 5 minutes ago, Olav is in 7 Elevin buying beers for the 45 minute taxi ride

19.30: Having disposed of the beers in some random street corner, we are now going into winghouse to hassle Jess for free drink

20.30:Enter Hooters for a perv, Matty is now chatting up Erica or Becky, whoever is first to approach. Coffey and the others are giving Katelynn some long missed banter about her, you know whats!

22.00:Enter Coyote Ugly, now its getting really messy! Body shots all round followed by penalty shots, Baz is struggling in the corner, we perk him up with a Jaeger bomb, he's back in the game!

00.30:Taxi to Hyde park cafe. Struggle to get in due to the state we are in but the uprgrade chat that Ferlay taught us back in our homeland is working!!

00.50:We are in!! by this point things are getting blurry.... Cant tell you much apart from its carnage!

03.30:Taxi to Mons Venus! Olav is lost in translation with a 21 yr old Naked female from conneticut, He has now spent $810 Dollars tonight! no surprise, Baz is getting a strip show from a Brooklyn Brawler! Matty is just staring at the stage in amazement, Coffey has been thrown out for reasons yet to be discovered

04.30:Hit the hard rock casino, 24hr drink!! We are fucked by now, Olav has just spent the last of his spending money at the poker table, We have only been here 3 days!! another 8 to go!!

06.00: It's really messy now, Baz is breaking even while Coffey and Matty are just drinking and chatting up 2 37 year old American Soccer mom's, They dig the guys from Scatchland!!

08.30: Everyone hits JB's for breakfast, We are all drinking water for every second drink, bar Olav who is on Triple Vodka red bulls, paid for by Coffey as he has no cash!

10.00: Told to leave the bar and not to come back till 3pm at the earliest as we are far too drunk and Baz iz scaring the gay couple in the corner.

10.26: Sound asleep see you at 3pm ,but lets be honest it will be 8pm!!

Call to God

An Englishman decided to write a book about famous churches around
the
world. For his first chapter he decided to write about British
churches so
he bought a train ticket and took a trip to London , thinking that he
would
work his way up the country from South to North.

On his first day he was inside a church, taking photographs, when he
noticed
a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read, "£20,000
per
call!"

The Englishman, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by
what
the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct
line to
heaven and for £20,000 you could talk to God. The Englishman thanked
the
priest and went on his way. His next stop was in Northampton .

There, at a very large church, he saw the same golden telephone with
the
same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he had seen in
London so
he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was
a
direct line to heaven and that for £20,000 he could talk to God.

"Thank you," said the Englishman.

He then travelled to Coventry , Birmingham , Liverpool, Manchester ,
Blackpool,
Lancaster and Carlisle .

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
"£20,000 per
call" sign under it.

The Englishman, upon realising how close he was to the Scottish
border,
decided to see if the Scots had the same phone.

He crossed the border and came to a small town called Gretna , and
again,
there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it
read,

"20 pence per call".

The Englishman was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.

"Father, I have travelled all over England and I have seen this same
golden
telephone in many churches. I'm told it is a direct line to heaven,
but in
every one the price was £20,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered,

"Well laddie, you're in Scotland now, it's a local call."

1. Full Name: Barry Neil Watson
2. Nicknames: Baz,Baza,DiscoBaz
3. Birthday: 16/01/85
4. Place of Birth: Good old Aberdeen
5. Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
6. Male or female: Male
7. Grade: --
8. School: Harlaw
9. Occupation: offshore
10. Residence: Broomhill
11. MSN Screen Name:

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: Brown
13. Hair Length: Depends
14. Eye colour: Green,a little blu and little yellow
15. Weight: just under 11
16. Height: 5-7
17. Braces? Nope
18. Glasses? Nope
19. Piercings: Nope
20. Tattoos: no but I wont one
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Callum Yule
23. First Award: A pint
24. First Sport You Joined: Primary School Boys Football Team Soccer 7's Baby
25. First pet: Cookie, my hamster
26. First Real Vacation: Disney Land
27. First Concert: David Gray (sh*t)
28. First Proper Love: Sammy

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: You Got Served
30. TV programme: Scrubs
31. Colour: Dunno
32. Rapper: J-Z
33. Band: Fall outboy
34. Song Right Now: To many
35. Friends: Tommy nips and the milk man
36. Sweet: Tryin not to but penut m&m's
37. Sport to Play: Golf fookin love it !!!!
38. Restaurant: Highland Hotel
39. Favourite brands: G star,Prada,Quicksilver
40. Store: AB10,Usc,Ebay
41. School Subject: Gym
42. Animal: Dog
43. Book: Blood Trail
44. Magazine: Nuts or Zoo
45. Shoes: My brown ones

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Ok supose
47. Single or Taken: Single (for too long)
48. Have a crush: Think so
49. Eating: Nothing just now
50. Drinking: Water
51. Typing: This
52. Online?: yes
53. Listening To: My Ipod
54. Thinking About: Superbowl
55. Wanting To: Play golf
56. Watching: Nothing
57. Away to do next: Go back to work

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? Yes (2)
59. Want to be married? Yes
60. Careers in Mind: Not Sure
61. Where do you want to live: Not Sure
62. Car: God Knows

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: Not Bothered
64. Hair length: Not Bothered
65. Eye colour: Not Bothered
66. Measurments: A Hand full and a bit
67. Cute or Sexy: Sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: About 5 o 5-7
71. Easy going or serious: Easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Not to skinny
74. Sensitive or Loud: Some one who can have a laugh
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Not Bothered
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Both.

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yes
79. Had Alcohol: No never
80. Smoked: Yes but away to stop
81. Ran Away From Home: Yes
82. Broken a bone: Yes
83. Got an X-ray: Yes
84. Been with someone: Yes
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: Who me get real
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes but should not of
87. Cried When Someone Died: Of course
88. Cried At School:No

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Dont' think so
90. Miracles: No
91. Love At First sight: Dunno
92. Ghosts: Yes
93. Aliens: No
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: Yes
96. Hell: No
97. Angels: No
98. Kissing on The First Date: Yes it's a must
99. Horoscopes: Not really
___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? Alway's