1. Relax. You don't want to make noises, the victims MUST be taken by surprise. DO NOT force it out ( you may end up touching cloth and or following through and you would'nt want to go into a meeting and sit down with a 'squelch' now would you?)
2. Let it all go. The smell will be diluted with air, so you must provide all the fartium you can!!
3. Whatever you do, DON'T SMILE!! If someone sees you smiling you're on your own. Just a little grin may ruin it all. (Alternative: Tell a good joke before starting the mission)
4. Do not Cough. Same principle than before. Not During the act, not afterwards. Don't Cough at all.
5. Put your best "Someone Farted" Poker Face, but don't make the first NOR the second coment NOR the 96783537th comment. These are always the first suspects - It is a commonly held belief that whoever smelt it, dealt it.
6. Don't do it when there's only 2 guys in the elevator.
7. Don't blame, but look blamingly. Choose the fattest guy in the elevator (Unless it's you, duh), Soon everyone will suspect your suspect.
8. Finally: Stay in there as long as you can. It's worthy and your body has activated a natural defense, which makes your own Farts smell pleasant to you.

(Extra tip: If you're in a car, be sure it's a cold day, so there's no windows open and no air conditioner)

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