"maybe the cafe closes for lunch" . . .
WTF! was I on lmso


Amy: "do you get female horses" . . .
well there would be a few reproductive problems without them sweetie


"wot mel wears glasses?" . . .
OMG chris ive worn them for 5 years!


"we got wanky" . . .
did we now sarah?!?! haha
[[for the benefit of ppl's who wernt there it isnt how it seems]] *looks shifty* lol


"Pancakes taste pancakey I dnt like it"
I think I was giving an accurate discription of pancakes *nods*


"I wouldnt lick you if you were glazed in honey"
Gotta luv sarahs comments


"stick your finger in and wiggle it about you will like it"
And the next sexual inuendeo from katy is ...... lol


"do sheep have ears?"
In my diffence I was having a bad day


"If I Could Find My Hand I Would Slap You"
Amy how the fuck do you loose your hand!


"I have a hole in my nipple!"
Chris you make me giggle lol


"But on the bright side I have pubes"
Chris u started puberty! well done


"I dont like red hot chili peppers, there music is catchy, and so is clamidia"
Dad that was sooo random


"In the future all men will be dolphins"
a guy on the radio said it, i think he was a tad bit drunk, haha made me laugh so much at the time XD


"well just looking at my 'private' area i can see that i dont have the male genitals"
see dean I told you your not a man lol [[typo]]


"Mum what time is the half past bus?"
Campbell you muppet

"Whats that" *points*
Laura thats a window....

"What stairs?"
How the fuck did u get up here then!?!?!


"Look that penguin..." *points*
Only problem is i was pointing at a pigeon!