Do this its funny!!
Pick the month (number) you were born in:
1-----I fell in love with
2-----I raped
3-----I smacked
4-----I wanked off
5-----I gave my number to
6-----I murdered
7-----I shot my load on
8-----I gave a lap dance to
9-----I got wiped out with
10----I licked out out
11----I had sex with
12----I humped


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1--------A homeless guy
2--------your mom
3--------a kkk member
4--------a striper
5--------a Mexican
6--------a gangster
7--------a hooker
8--------an ipod
9--------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------a pornstar
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------mr bush
14-------my neighbor
15-------a football player
16-------myself
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a riped comdom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White-------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was druk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green-------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because i was wiped out
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange------Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll