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- I'm 20 and I'm a Civil Engineering Technician for a big company. Got its perks but can be boring as hell sometimes. Play football as much as I can and playing twice a week at the moment.
Morrissey, Friday May 8
One of the best nights of my life. The man can do no wrong.
Morrissey and the band were on top form the whole night.
Got wrecked during the day straight out of work and had a great time. Definetely going to get tickets if he plays Scotland again.
"I am the son and heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar"
"If it's not love, then it's the bomb that will bring us together"
"Send me your pillow, the one that you dream on, and I'll send you mine"
Was up at Pitlochry the weekend before with my mates and had a great time. The walk home on the Saturday night was brutal, especially walking into the wrong caravan park
- Music
- Morrissey, The Smiths, Damien Rice, Arctic Monkeys, RHCP, Radiohead, etc
- Films
- 28 days later and 28 weeks later! Full Metal Jacket, Scarface, Godfather, Pulp Fiction, Anchorman, Old School, Superbad...quality film. Batman Begins and The Dark Knight are two of the best films ever made!!
- Sports
- FOOTBALL!!!! Rangers and Scotland are my teams. Yes, I'm a glory hunter but at least I can admit it.
- Joke of the day
- Q. What b's produce milk?
A. Boobies - Happiest When
- Partying down with mates or simply raising the roof, dancing on the ceiling, drinking, sleeping, i'm not at work, Partying
- Favorite Beverages
- Favorite beverage is a tin of Sainsburys 2% lager. Best drank on a cold Xmas morning!! I also enjoy a nice bottle of Pinot Grigio
Everything when it's Pub Golf, as long as its down in one!!
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Best Drinking Game EVER!!
Jeff Stelling is a sport television presenter, currently hosting Soccer Saturday on Sky Sports. Gillette Soccer Saturday is a television programme broadcast on Sky Sports in the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland during the football season.
Starting at mid-day and lasting up to six hours in total, Stelling hosts a panel of four pundits every week who debate the games coming up and the current issues in the sport until 3pm. When the games kick off the pundits watch a game each, usually from the FA Premier League or FA Cup, and report on significant incidents as they progress.
Drinking game rules are as follows.....
- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on
toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same
sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager0 Commentaren 839 dagen
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Sir John Smeaton
The following are facts about the greatest hero of our time, John Smeaton
1. John Smeaton is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
2. When John Smeaton goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
3. John Smeaton can't part the sea...it just gets out of his f*ckin way when he goes near it.
4. John Smeaton is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's crap.
5. John Smeaton has two speeds: walk and "set about ye".
6. John Smeaton is the reason why Osama is hiding.
7. John Smeaton played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
8. When John Smeaton does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
9. John Smeaton invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Terrorists invented pink.
10. When John Smeaton sends in his tax return form, he sends back the blank form with a picture of himself crouching, ready to attack. John Smeaton has never paid tax...EVER.
11. John Smeaton doesn't go hunting...he goes killing. Hunting suggests there is a chance of failure.
12. The main export of John Smeaton is pain.1 Commentaar 876 dagen
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| Name : | Calum Campbell | |
| Nick Name : | D-I-S-C-O or Mr President | |
| Birthdate : | 18/07/1988 | |
| Birthplace: | Bellshill | |
| Current Location: | EK | |
| Eye Color: | Greeny blue | |
| Hair Color: | Brown | |
| Height: | 5' 10 | |
| Weight: | Perfect | |
| Piercings: | none | |
| Tatoos: | none | |
| Vehicle: | Bus | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | Anything The Captain makes | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | Captains | |
| Candy: | Wine gums | |
| Number: | 4 | |
| Color: | Blue | |
| Animal: | Liger....bred for it's skill in magic | |
| Drink: | Cider atm | |
| TV Show: | Football | |
| Movie: | Dark Knight | |
| Actor/Actress: | Megan Fox :) | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | Coke | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | Burger King | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Chocca | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | Coffee | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Why not both? | |
| Dog or Cat: | Cat | |
| Rap or Punk: | Rap | |
| Summer or Winter: | Summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Depends on my mood | |
| Love or Money: | Again....both!! | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Most Missed Memory: | Cant remember | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | It's all good | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | Am I wet? | |
| Ambition: | To become a waterboy | |
| Best Friends: | PYT | |
| Weakness: | Whiney voices | |
| Fears: | Looking too good | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | Nah | |
| Ever been beaten up: | Aye | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | Aye | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | Haha yeh, pogs | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | Probably when drunk | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | Once or twice | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | Nope | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Greeny blue and sparkly | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Brown | |
| Short or Long: | Long | |
| Height: | About same as me | |
| Style: | Doggy | |
| Looks or Personality: | Both preferably | |
| Hot or Cute | Same as above | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | Neither | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | Japan | |
| How do you want to Die: | By taking as many people as possible with me | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | Yep | |
| Get along with your Parents: | Yep | |
| Health Freak: | Haha nope | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | Nah | |
| Believe in Yourself: | Somethings | |
| Want to go to College: | Nope, but I still do | |
| Do you Smoke: | Nope | |
| Do you Drink: | All the time | |
| Shower Daily: | Yep | |
| Been in Love: | With morrissey | |
| Do you Sing: | Only when drunk or by myself | |
| Want to get Married: | Yep | |
| Do you want Children: | Yep | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | I don't want to lose it | |
| Hate anyone: | Don't think so | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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LIsa Lashes12 weken geledenEROTIQUE PRESENTS - LISA LASHES AND TIDY GIRLS TOMORROW AT CITY FALKIRK!
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Gary23 weken geledenHow's it?!
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Cheeky
heyy calum
how are you? was wondering if u wanted to come out for my 18th a week on friday into town?
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Definitely Maybe26 weken geledenGood mate thanks
Yeah was some day mate and along time in coming waited 4 long years to get the title back! Goin got the cup final on sat so looking forward to that.
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Lucky Lou XX26 weken geledenHey, thanks. We had a fab time! x
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Cait.26 weken geledenthank god ! haha, al be practicing my fighting skills i think i could take u ..
oh nicee! av been so lazy theses days coz im off for exams haha the only thing av been studyin is sleeping
aw sounds good
maybe get a wee tan
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hello
! good thanks yourself ?
em out with the girlies saturday thats about it what about u ? oh i heard but em they wont win am sorry dont see it happening lmao dont kill me (a)
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Gary27 weken geleden
lol nnnooooooo you diddy! she was tellin me to shut up cuz I was sayin tht I was lookin forward to th wknd trip away cuz she won't be in Ives but she wants to be :-)
if she had told u to shut yir trap then i'd have had some words lol
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Alistair C27 weken geleden
did you get my message.lol
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Alistair C28 weken geleden
alright calum how you now still tired you still cming to the house tommorow.can you send me love
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Gary
here's my love returned!
lol maye it is a quality picture man ain't it was a smashin day all round i met some crackin people th jump was classic :-)
am doin alright man am happy tht av got my car now just been cruisin about. went up to fife etc at th wknd & we all went over to troon last nite great nite mate!
how are u doin?!
not lon til ur 21st now eh . . .wat u got planned?!
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Definitely Maybe28 weken geleden
I keep getting urine infections mate so ive to go into hospital next monday to small operation done on my bladder im just back the now from hairmyers for my pre-assessment getting camera inserted in me and other things done it's not very pretty!!!
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Definitely Maybe28 weken geleden
Yeah not bad mate ive got the hospital the day to see whats happening for my op next week so im not really looking forward to it.
Yeah like some of his stuff, you going to see oasis next month?
You see the gers game on sat?
hes the new leo messi
Alistair C 0 Antwoordenthis is your fave drink lol
Alistair C 0 AntwoordenJohn Smeaton, 'settin aboot' the flaming terrorist
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