MEMORIES...

How ghetto is you?

GET A PENCIL AND PAPER BEFORE YOU START THIS JUST
HOW GHETTO IS U??

1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan.
(5 points)

2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle
of the street.
(10points)

3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.
(5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy
lady)

4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.
(3 points for each)

5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked
home from school.
(2points)

6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for
bubble bath
(5 points)

7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time
because you got tired
of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just
made.
(5 points)

8. If you have ever played any of the following
games: hide and go seek,
freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light.
(2 points each)

9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.
(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)

10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as
"Nighladers".
(5 points)

11. If you've ever run from the police on foot.
(5 points + 5 if you got away)

12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a
container on your stove
(5 points + 15 if you still do it)

13. The batteries in your remote control ever been
held in by a piece of
tape.
(5 points)

14. If you have ever worn any of the following
fragrances Brute, Hai
Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English
Leather, Stetson, Charlie,
or Faberge.
(1 point each):

15. You've ever used Tussy.
(5 points)

16. You've never been to the dentist.
(15 points)

17. If you have a friend or family member whose
nickname is one word
said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay,
lee-lee, ree-ree,
ray-ray, nay-nay, etc.
(10 points)

18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason.
(3 points)

19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the
house.
(2 points)

20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already
in the past tense
(for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint,
etc.)
(5 points)

21. You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of
people
( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em).
(5 points)

22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks
after your flat.
(5points)

23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you
sanitize it by sucking it.
(10 points)

24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing
up your hair.
(10 points)
25. You've ever left a social gathering with a
plate.
(2 points)

26. You can't hold a glass because of the length of
your nails.
(5 points)

27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words.
(10 points)

You don't have your own house but your son has a leather coat and
a pair of Jordan's.
(15 points)

29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just
call here?"
(10 points)

30. You think Tupac is still alive.
(20 points)

31. If you are going to have to use a calculator to
add your points.
(25points)

fuck all the the hater and there a lot
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