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- Me, Myself, and I
- «Yh Yh Double~O~$even! 2oo6 woz good bt o7 gonna be BIGGLE!»
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aLL DaY eVRee DaY
Half Nigerian half Caribbean bt reppin dem St Kittz an St Vincent bitz yhyh!!!
If u checkin out my page you gotta drop me a komment peepz lol an feel free to share da luv
lookin to meet peepz pon ere dat luv shubzin an havin a gd time, coz life's too short- So hit me up peepz if dere a shubz i'ma be dere looool!!!!
- to bashment//reggae//soca//dance
- no one at da minute which is surprizin lol
- life to short so party while u can lol
- when i'm dancin lyk a mad gyal afta havin too much to drink (oopz!), up in da shubz, an when wiv family and friendz!!
- Nicole, hayley, olivia, greeny, ginge, motty, shazza, b, vicky, gee, shi shi, t-bo, shakz, kudz, grandad [lol] and my cuzen DeeDee keepin it real in IllTown nuff luv ryte dere!!! Luv U all
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1. When I go in, I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!
I KNOW U PEOPLE WITH DERRRRTY MINDZ WOZ FINKIN DIS WOZ SOM X-RATED SHIT LOL
0 Comments 347 weeks
Only a BLACK WOMAN can go Primark, Fonthill Road & Portobello
Marketand spend a tenner and get 8 outfits.
Only a BLACK WOMAN can
kiss her teeth & wave her hand after a bruddah when he asks her
for a dance at a rave, cos she don't fancy him.
Only a BLACK
WOMAN can take your drink then refuse to give you a dance in a
club and say "just cos he buy me one drink him tink say him own me".
Only a BLACK WOMAN can wait 4 hours to get her hair washed in a hairdressers then complain that the ques in Asda
are too slow, saying "why don't they have enough people on the
tills, stupse, I'm gonna stop shoppin here"
Only a BLACK WOMAN
can sulk for 8 weeks continually even though she knows she was in the wrong and keep it going even when she can't remember what the row was about
Only a BLACK WOMAN can hate
J-Lo and say "I don't know what the big deal is, I know 10 women with a bigger batty dan she"
Only a (foolish) BLACK WOMAN
can educate herself, get a good career, house & car, then pick
up a big load of useless rubbish, no job having, street
loitering, Low life, date him for years, try to pass him off as la creme de la creme and then "malice" friends when they spot
him for who he is. Then tell everyone that her friends are
jealous of her!!
Only a BLACK WOMAN can put their hands up and dance to
'Independent Women' by Destiny's child, then ask a
bruddah for a drink, then a lift home at the end of the rave.
ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Wears a wig, 3-inch heels and a split up
her thigh to work and makes it look professional.
ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can wear the hell out of Lycra.
ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can raise a doctor, a world-class athlete and an A+ student in a council flat
ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can heat a home in the winter with 1 Calor gas heater
ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can work full time while going to Uni part time, raising respectful and
intelligent children, and a make it all seem effortless
ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can go from the boardroom to the 'yard and "keep
it real" in both places.
ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can cut you in half with a look
ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can make a Black man and his non-Black date nervous without saying a word
ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can live below poverty level and yet set fashion trends.
ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can fight struggles everyday and make it
SO DIS IS JUST A BIG UP TO ALL THE BLACK SISTAS KEEPIN' IT REAL!
2 Comments 348 weeks
One Day A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you're born you're pink, "
"When you grow up you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun you turn red, "
"When you're cold you turn blue, "
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.... Pass it on if you HATE Racism!!!
0 Comments 348 weeks