this porno called antiques shopworker gets hot, found on redtube, total wouldnt happen, this butch man walks into an antiques shop for some reason the wifey who wor there is like a supermodel and within the first miniuite the guys like i wanna see some better shit or something like that, and then he starts bonin' the wifey after like 5 mins.
totaly wouldnt happen but still.

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce Your Nose Or Tongue? Tounge
2. Be Serious Or Be Funny? Funny
3. Drink Whole Or Skim Milk? whole but skimmed tastes scrumptious
4. Die In A Fire Or Drown? die of teeth??
5. Spend Time With Your Parents Or Enemies? Parents


D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Flowers Or Sweets? swebs
2. Grey Or Black? Black
3. Color Or Black And White colour,who you think i am matt mccraw
5. Sunrise Or Sunset? sunrise
6. M&Ms Or Skittles? Skittles
8. Staying Up Late Or Gettin Up Early? Staying Up Late

A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y.

1. Do You Like Anyone? loads of folk i dnt usually keep it private
2. Do They Know It?well i tell almost everyone i like that i like them

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun Or Moon? the mooooon
2. Winter Or Autumn? both
3. Left Or Right? Right
4. 10 Acquaintances Or 2 Best Friends? all 15
5. Sunny Or Rainy? Sunny
6. Vanilla Ice Cream Or Chocolate Ice Cream? vanilla Ice Cream


A B O U T . Y O U

1. What Time Is It? 2:09, i like staying up nigger
2. First Name? Douglas
4. What Is Your Birth Date? 09/01/92
5. What Do You Want? 10
6. Nervous Habit? moving my mouse in a weird way e.g. making weird lip movements
7. Are You Double Jointed? FUCK YOU GRAVY ROBBERS
8. Can You Roll Your Tongue? yeh baby
9. Can You Raise One Eye Brow? if you want...pervert
10. Can You Cross You Eyes? ha ha cockeyed boy

R A N D O M

1. Did You Eva Lie To Avoid Goin Out With Some One? who??/
2. Ever Thrown A Shoe At Some One? a seagull??
3. What Was The Oldest Some One Thought You Were? 17

O T H E R

1. Do You Twirl Your Hair? Yes
3. What's Your Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink? coke,bru,barr cola
4. Do You Cook? i hope i could


IN . T H E . L A S T . M O N T H . H A V E . Y O U.

1. Had A Bf/Gf? not me ever i wish i did i could of if i was someone else
2. Bought Something? yes
4. Sang: as always
5. Been Hugged? i dont think so yna lonely boy
6. Felt Stupid? Yes
7. Missed Someone? you??
8. Got Drunk? hey sir not me sir
9. Danced Crazy? i do every time i dance
10.Gotten Your Hair Cut? no i only chew bits off
11. Cried: hey hey boys dont cry

WAR OUT GUYS ND LADIES/GENTLEMEN XXXXXX