Gerard Way can assemble the entire contents of an IKEA store without instructions or an alan key.

When Gerard Way was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Gerard Way".

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Gerard Way spared your life.

Gerard Way won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal.

What color is Gerard Way's blood? Trick question. Gerard Way does not bleed.

Gerard Way once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the
keys.

When Gerard Way stares into the sun, the sun flinches.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken,
but Gerard Way says its beef. Then it's beef.

James Bond has a license to kill. Gerard Way doesn't need any licenses.

Gerard Way's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no
one fools Gerard Way.

Gerard Way played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Gerard Way once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

You can lead a horse to water. Gerard Way can make him drink.

Gerard Way once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made
him blink.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Gerard Way jumps out.

Simon Says should be renamed to Gerard Way Says because if Gerard Way says something then you better do it.

Killing Gerard Way doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Gerard Way does the Sunday Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.

When Google can't find something, it asks Gerard Way for help.

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Gerard Way way. It's
basically the right way but faster and more deaths.

Gerard Way once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball
point pen. This lead to the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword."

Gerard Way has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gerard Way

Superman wears Gerard Way pyjamas

People with amnesia still remember Gerard Way!

When you need a shoulder to cry on,
Remember that I have a warm embrace,
Ready to offer comfort.

When you think I'm being too tough,
Remember that which does not kill you
Makes you stronger.

When you need a friend to listen,
Remember that I am here for you,
Always.

When you doubt me,
Remember that I once knelt at your feet,
Washing them in service to you.

When you lose faith in yourself,
Remember that I never did,
Nor ever will.