Brian McCormack

Brian McCormack
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  • Membre depuis: January 2006
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À propos de moi

À propos de moi
Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity..........

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.




At the moment, working up in Ballsbridge with Dublin vec. Livin the Dream cause best nite-life around.
How to live life by Einstein...
If A is success in life, then A = x + y + z
where x=work. . . y=play. . . and z=keeping your mouth shut.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
Films
The Wedding Crashers, Cinderella Man, Bad Santa, Gladiator.
Sports
GAA -> Ballyhaise, Cavan.

Soccer -> Tottenham Hotspur.
Music
Dance -> Gatecrashers Classics, Ministry of Sound.

Pat Shortt has some good tunes also.

Rock -> The Killers, Kaiser Chiefs & Coldplay.
Happiest When
Partying abroad.... Giving the Irish a good name. (Someone has to)
Biggest Jokers Around
Andy Dolan, Sean McCorm, Justin, Delaney, Pior-wire, B Mc Caff, Ray and Farrell.
Einstein War and Peace....
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . To my mind, to kill in war is not a whit better than to commit ordinary murder. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.

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    • Love, War and Peace by Einstein

      Einstein War and Peace
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      . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . To my mind, to kill in war is not a whit better than to commit ordinary murder. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.



      Einstein's take on love. . . .
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      Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.



      How to live life by Einstein
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      Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

      If A is success in life, then A = x + y + z
      where x=work. . . y=play. . . and z=keeping your mouth shut.



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    • Drunk driver


      From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes
      a true story from Carrick-on-suir.

      Recently a routine Gardai patrol parked outside a local pub.
      Late in the evening the Garda noticed a man leaving the bar so
      intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around
      the car park for a few minutes, with the Garda quietly
      observing.

      After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five
      vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He

      was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
      the bar and drove off.

      Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it
      was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off,
      tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the
      vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
      remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more
      vehicles left.

      At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive
      slowly down the road.

      The Garda, having patiently waited all this time, now started up

      the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the
      man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test.

      To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the
      man having consumed alcohol at all!

      Dumbfounded, the Garda said "I'll have to ask you to accompany
      me to the Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be
      broken."

      "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".


      True story...

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    Brian McCormack is definitely
    The Witty Drunk

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    • Louise Gaffney
      Louise Gaffney

      Well wat ye up 2:) Hw r u? Any plans 4 d wknd? Any nw's?

      Il y a 5 jours via Mobile
    • Louise Gaffney
      Louise Gaffney

      Well wdc hun. No didn't go out last nite. Set in watchin films relaxin :) so wat ye up 2. x x

      Il y a 2 semaines via Mobile
    • Sean Mc Fheargusa' Jizzcheese
      luv Sean Mc Fheargusa' Jizzcheese

      Hardly ever lad! was in galway there yesterday and day b4!
      saaaaaaaaaaaavage crack!
      what r u up 2 urself these days lad?

      Il y a 3 semaines
    • Mickey Xx
      Mickey Xx

      ook well thats all nice 2 know !
      ehh collage yeh hopefuly...um halloween dats stil ta b decided on

      Il y a 4 semaines
    • Sean Mc Fheargusa' Jizzcheese
      Sean Mc Fheargusa' Jizzcheese

      lad! whats the crack!

      Il y a 5 semaines
    • Steve Kearns
      Steve Kearns

      alright gorgeous ;)

      i'm graduatin in November so me full name is now Steve Kearns Bsc. :O only 1 more year 2 go now

      4th year is gay by d way - rhymes )

      hows life in d VEC??

      Il y a 5 semaines
    • T O Y A H
      T O Y A H

      hiiii derr....
      not much now and youuu...???
      eeehhhh ya whaaaaaa??????

      Il y a 7 semaines
    • Mickey Xx
      Mickey Xx

      haha me nd gilly are fine..

      ur still parting ya mad whore u work cant see that happening!.

      emmm dont wana no what that means..!

      :L :L :L

      Il y a 8 semaines
    • Elaine
      luv Elaine

      brian havn 4got t post dat stuff! wana wrap tat drive tingy t keep it safe in d post! hw u? ya bak hme?

      Il y a 10 semaines via Mobile
    • Steve Kearns
      Steve Kearns

      alrite shithead, hows it goin??

      Il y a 18 semaines
    • Siobhan S
      Siobhan S

      Hey u!
      How's tricks? Sorry such a delay, no I was working in the bookies all punchestown, woulnd't mind, I had tickets to go aswell!

      Unfortunately, I won't be able to make the BBQ, I'm in Cape Cod for the summer, not back till end of Sept!!!
      Raging though, would love to go! There's always something going on when I'm not there, if I was at home I'd be twiddling my thumbs. Ha!

      Your really sticking it our up there, they must be happy to put up with the hangovers and drunkem crack! Ha! I'm sure u livin the place up something shocking.

      Il y a 21 semaines
    • Stephen Gibney
      Stephen Gibney

      Definatley

      Il y a 22 semaines
    • David McDonnell
      David McDonnell

      brian good to see ur still crazy..ur not back to college again..holy crap..oz great place..benny in fine form..he is workin in a topless bar..wiping tables..when we get back..we will meet ya in dublin...

      Il y a 25 semaines
    • Emma Kilduff
      Emma Kilduff

      not workin for the council at all dis year dey didnt take on any students at all:(

      u gonna head down for the bbq??

      Il y a 25 semaines
    • Jo Ward
      luv Jo Ward

      Hi Brian, going great in the VEC. No cut backs thank G. No haven't been to Punchestown ever, I'd say theres a great night out to be had!
      I'm due a night out with the girls soon from the Council but trying to round em all up for the same night is the problem.
      Hows Dub VEC? Would you prefer to be back in Naas?

      Il y a 28 semaines
    • Sean Mc Fheargusa' Jizzcheese
      Sean Mc Fheargusa' Jizzcheese

      wen's this rediculous night u hav planned happenin?
      we'd wanna get a place sorted!

      Il y a 32 semaines
    • Joanne Percival
      Joanne Percival

      Hi Brian

      Same to you - hope its a good one!!! Hows work going - r u still in the same place?.....

      Il y a 44 semaines
    • Ste Fitzsimons
      Ste Fitzsimons

      ah Brian, how's it going??

      I was in your place last saturday, talking to your parents. I heard your living up in dublin now alright?? how's all that going for ya?? your job sounds deadly!!!

      Yeh i'm so busy these days, im workin in the bank and then workin up at the concerts in the new o2 arena too. Get to see all the gigs for free which is cool.

      u be out much up here?? coppers probably haha

      Il y a 45 semaines
    • Sharon
      luv Sharon

      Hey Brian, How are ya?? Ahh yeh christmas is a good time to meet and do sum shots!! Had ya a good night? Don't think saw ya in imperial after or maybe i did? :L

      Happy New Year to you too:) Have a heart to start it off!

      Il y a 45 semaines
    • Emmet Cullen
      Emmet Cullen

      hey brian,how are you.i had a great xmas,was out loads but not in town coz i just didnt bother with the hassle of if.how are you gettin g on

      Il y a 46 semaines