A-Z 1 hour ago

A - Available: What ?
A - Age: 16
A - Annoyance: Rain

B - Biggest Fear?: No Tomato Sause
B - Birthday?: 15 August
B - Best Friends: och lots

C - Crush: Yes
C - Car: Favourite? Astra Subaru Blue !
C - Cat: Whappans Would Eat It

D - Dumbest Moment: Uh Dont Thing The Blogs Big Enough
D - Dads Name: Alec !!
D - Dog: Yes Whappans

E - Easiest Person To Talk To: Ones That Are Awake
E - Eggs: Fried
E - Email: Whats Email ? :S


F - Favorite color(s): Subaru Blue And Phantom Black
F - Favorite Food: Tomato Sause

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Gummy Bears
G - God:
G - Good Times: Work , Weekends And Every Other Bant

H - Hair Color: Dunno
H - Height: Any one got a measuring tape ?
H - Happy: most of the time (:

I - Ice Cream: vanilla
I - Instrument:
I - Idol: Pop Idol ?

J - Jewelry: Chains ....
J - Jobs: Garage Bitch D MACKAY & SONS !!

K - Kids: Not That Am Aware
K - Karate: Black Belt !!
K - Kung fu: I Was Kung Fu FIghting !!!

L - Longest Car Ride: Fuck KNws !!
L - Longest Time Spent On The Phone: A Few Days
M - Milk Flavor: normal
M - Movie Last Watched: Cant Remember ....
M - Mom's name: JESSE !!!

N - Number of Siblings: 1
N - Number of piercings: 0

O - One Weakness: Smoking
O - One Phobia:Needles
O - Otter Pop: uh?

P - Parents: Jesse & Alec
P - Part of your appearance you like best: Dimples
P - Part of your Personality you like best?: Where Do I Start ...

Q - Queen or Queer?: Queen :S

R - Reason to Smile: it's sunny!
R - Reality TV Shows: Deadelist Catch !!

S - Song Last Heard: Iris Goo Goo Dolls
S - Season: Summer
S - Sex: Male

T - Time you woke up: today. 12.30
T - Time Now: 18:56
T - Time for bed: after 12

U - Unknown Fact about me: I Used To Play Football !!
U - Unicorns: Theres Some in a croft down the road .....
U - University: Fuck That !!

V - Vegetable you like: potatoes
V - View on Politics: I should run for pm

W - Worst Habit: Smoking !
W - Where are you going to travel next: Edinburgh !

X - X-Rays: Yep !

Y - Year you were born: 1993
Y - Year it is now: 2009
Y - Yellow?: VAN PUNCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO RETURN

Z - Zoo Animal: Tigers!
Z - Zodiac: Leo

Western Isles Facts!!!


The percentage of dual male ear-rings has risen by 100% since 2005.

The Nicolson Institute is currently home to the least intelligent children in Europe (apart from the whole of Dundee, which is not an achievement to be proud of); in Spain, there is even a police-dog school with smarter pupils.

As an obvious consequence of the above statement, consider- while a lot of NI graduates head over to Glasgow or Aberdeen, how many of them actually go for their top universities? How many of the above percentile graduate? With first class honours? And how many are there for a shite college which doesn't even have the balls to masqeurade as a uni (Napier/Heriot Watt/Caledonian/Queen's Margret College/The Polytechnic of Abertay Dundee)?

Mr MacSween, (mario) (maths teacher at NI) is possibly the greatest teacher ever, as he is a sheep loving, cardigan wearing Hearach who is actually Einstein re-incarnated.

Point is an independant island. They're just lucky Stornoway built the causeway for them.

Due to half the population of Poland moving to Stornoway for work, Poland's national football matches will be played at Goathill, Stornoway.

Even church is banned on a Sunday.

There are not enough women on the island, and the Sun newspaper proved this. Men have nothing better to do than drink and play with their tractors and use chat-up lines such as "Get your wellies, you've pulled!". This statistic was backed up by local hotties on the wall opposite the Clachan.

Resident Evil was originally based on the activities of the more elderly members of Hebridean society on a Sunday afternoon during the professional hospital visits.

The Comhairle nan Eileanan Siar is run by two drunkards, a Vietnam war specialist, an irritable old sheep, Master Chief, a lvl 43 paladin by the name of MightyWarSpoon34 and the remains of Tutankhamun - according to a twelve year old oracle.

The fossilised body of a wooly mammoth was found in the Creed, which was later identified as Red, who had staggered out one nite in winter and was frozen by the cold harsh lewis weather

A recent survery found that 75% of residents in Stornoway have less than 5 GCSE/Standard Grade qualifications. The main reason for this is thought to be the large amount of different cultures such as travellers (gypsies near the dump), religious organisations, the English invasion and, of course, the terrifying Polish peasants.

Stornoway is the worlds largest producer of wool, rain and wind powerfart protesters
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Uncyclopedia has been banned from the Nicolson Insititute's computers as a result of this page.

Everyone living in the Outer Hebrides is there as punishment for something they did in a previous life.

Cearnies have found shellsuits and are now more feared than ever. While keeping up with fanshion, with their seagull effect hair

The people of Tolsta can be killed only with a silver bullet.

In Tolsta there is a tribe of Witchs who can only be spotted on a full moon hunting down the local cats and dogs.

Balallan holds the Guinness world record for most uprisings against the local police. The station has been burned to the ground a total of five times only to be rebuilt. Sadly the Taxi-driver's house next door has always been spared of fires.

Cearnies have now realised adding the term "Youth Team" (CYT) on the end of their name, they are now far more intimidating and even hearing the name strikes fear into everyone on the island.

You only truly realise how much you should never return to the island after uni when you head off to start your degree. Unless you are disabled in some way mentally. In which case, return. And fester. Idiot.

And you can actually return to your childhood, in a sense, upon reaching middle age generally. Just don't go to Lewis. In comparison, all the other islands actually make for good tourist spots and aren't

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