Darragh:
By George this man was born to entertain... is gifted with the ability of putting on a performance by simply running, jumping, cycling, eating ice cream, getting up out of bed or any other mundane task normal people take for granted. Consistently gave 110% whether it being the fastest in the west or gawking up the green shit. Kept his spirits as an above average level throughout the holiday but was put to the test when he got hit by a truck as a result of “denis being a selfish c*nt”. Never went through a night without having a tale to retell while wearing his celtic jersey and orange shorts.

Highlight of the holiday: getting locked inside the school or revenge on the hooker

Barry:
A connoisseur of fine vodkas...its like ice cream to the man. Had no problem over indulging to ensure he was a write off at the end of the night. With the vodka on board his quick wit and guile gave him the genius idea of piercing his own ear...which needless to say turned out to be a big success. Also had the tendency of seeing the red mist which nearly caused complete turmoil in the camp. Luckily Darragh settled things down by running to the delight of everyone.

Highlight of the holiday: Trying to plant one on Denis.

Denis:
The male model himself...quote en quote. Where to start, the man lives and breathes disgusting comments. Provided the house, mainly darragh, with an outlet for releasing our frustrations through the medium of violent verbal abuse. The man palm read his way into a sand plant to the face but left the country with a breathless image of how good a male model can look in women’s lingerie. There was also a 5 seconds of giving it socks which will scar the memory of those who were present for the retelling of the love affair between the double d’s!

Highlight of the holiday: pissing on a rabbit

Ray:
Christ this man is dirty but he brings an awful lot to the table. Consistently rummaged for anything edible or drinkable to keep an eye on the pennies. The man is financially retarded but gained the great experience of working with Earl the wife beating sex offender on several occasions. Was in an upbeat mood for the majority of the holiday and was renowned for his healthy diet of 1 meal a day consisting of pasta and a can of natty ice. Turned out to be the spokesperson for the group when the shit hit the fan with the leasing centre and he acquitted himself well. Had a lot of real heart wrenchingly beautiful moments. Became a kleptomaniac for the good of the team.

Highlight of the holiday: Projectile vomit

Lyonsy:
Where to start...his outlook on life could be considered absolute genius or the ravings of a mad man. His quick thinking brain develops sum of the most mind bottling comments that you are left understanding why people say we are descendants of chimps i.e “do we need our hammer? “(He meant to say passport). The world’s worst man for organising his finances...on the last day of his holiday he decided to buy everyone pitchers and only had 25 cent to get to LA when he woke the following morning. Time and again got stopped at the boarder due to his Mexican like features. Took one for the team when accepting the blame for darragh throwing a bottle at the baseball game and getting us kicked out. Ended up scrounging for money and as a result doing the shopping for me and darragh for the sake of a fish taco.

Hoghlight of the holiday: “Whats this Brazilian thing about?”

A - AVAILABLE:AM I WHAT!
B - BEST FRIEND'S: ALLAN & KEV, LYNDA AND THE LADS,AYIA NAPA LADS,21 TEAM
C - CAR: RED ROCKET
D - DADS NAME: ALLAN
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: WILL KENNEDY
F - FAVOURITE DRINK: BLITZIN BUD
G - GUMMY BEARS OR WORMS: BEARS
H - HOME: CHURCH ROAD, BLACKROCK
I - INSTRUMENT: TROMBONER
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: ANYWHERE WITH HOGGY SEEMS AGES
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOUR: STRAWBERRY
N - NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE: ONCE FOR SURE FOR MY MAMMY
O - ONE WISH: MEET THE HITMAN BRET HART
P - PHOBIA: JACK SHIT NIGGA WHA'??OH HEIGHTS
Q - FAVOURITE QUOTE: WHATS FOR YOU WONT PASS YOU BY
R - REASON TO SMILE: PINGING BALLS
S - LAST SONG: TI - STAND UP GUY
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 12 BELLS
U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: I NEARLY DROWNED WHEN I WAS SMALL BUT MY SISTER RESCUED ME
V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE: MUSHY PEAS
W - WORST HABITS: MESSING
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: GOGGLES
Y - YUMMY FOOD: ROLLS AND SANDWICHES
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: TAURUS

1. Full Name: Mark Thomas Russell
2. Nicknames: Russell, Rusty, Midfield General, Sparky
3. Birthday: 21st of May, 1986
4. Place of Birth: The Bonnz Hospital For New Babies
5. Zodiac Sign: Taurus
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Class: I am
8. School: Gaelcholaiste Mhuire, An Mhainistir Thuaidh
9. Occupation: Bluffing thru college
10.Residence: Church road, Blackrock

__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color: Black
13. Hair Length: short when i get it cut, long when i dont...weird aint it??
14. Eye color: not sure greeny/brown
15. Weight: 12 stone
16. Height: 5 foot 11....animal
17. Braces? nope
18. Glasses?: nope
19. Piercings: nope
20. Tattoos: nope
21. Righty or Lefty: Lefty...i WILL ping a ball with the left

___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: The brother i spose
23. First Award: Mrs. Mulcahy gave me an award 4 best hand writing
24. First Sport You Joined: Hurling...they signed me up for 2 wham bars
25. First pet: goldfish....the worlds worst pets
26. First Real Vacation: Kerry 9 years on the trot
27. First Concert: Power Rangers in Milstreet
28. First Love: Mrs. Kelleher, junior infants teacher

___ Favorites___
29. Movie: Wedding Crashers you sand baggin' son of a bitch
30. TV programme: Never Mind The Buzzcocks
31. Color: Green and Gold jerseys
32. Rapper: Kanye West
33. Band: The Feeling coz there a happy bunch
34. Song Right Now: reef-place your hands....its old but its top
35. Friends: too hard to call
36. Sweet: Ice cream
37. Sport to Play: Hurling and Gaelic Football aka Pingball
38. Restuarant: Subway
39. Favorite brand: Abercrombie & Fitch, Puma runners, Adidas boots
40. Store: Footlocker, Abercrombie & Fitch
41. School Subject: PE
42. Animal: Summit retarded like a penguin
43. Books: Those Dan Brown ones
44. Magazine: Nuts
45. Shoes: i faackin luv shoes...pumas, adidas, nike shox

___Currently___
46. Feeling: flyin...training over and session 2moro nite
47. Single or Taken?: Single...da nites r lonely
48. Have a crush: Do I what!
49. Eating: nuttin...just after 4 bowls of cereal and a tin of pears
50. Drinking: nuttin coz i'll wet the bed
51. Typing: any good questions???
52. Online?: any good questions???
53. Listening to: place your hands
54. Thinking About: How did noah get all those animals onto a boat?
55. Watching: borat
56. Wearing: sydney swans jersey and my hitman shorts(pink and black)

___Your Future___
57. Want Kids?: Spose i wudnt mind a lash of em
58. Want to be Married?: wud be handy
58. Careers in Mind: Primary Teacher
60. Where do you want to live: Not to sure...wicklow??
61. Car: An Old Mini

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
62. Hair color: I dont discriminate
63. Hair length: Long i spose
64. Eye color: Brown looks well but its all the one really
65. Cute or Sexy: Both wud be top
66: Eyes or lips:have 2 have both,i cudnt eat lukin at sum1 wit no eyes/lips
67. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses
68. Short or Tall: not taller than me
69. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing
70. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous
71. Fatty or Skinny: very harsh question....a much of a muchness
72. Sensitive or Loud: Both but not louder than me
73. Hook-up or Relationship: Depends on alcohol intake
74. Sweet or Caring: Both
75. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One:Trouble-maker,timid people are kinda weird

___Have you ever______
76. Kissed a Stranger: yesh
77. Had Alcohol: yesh
78. Smoked: kev told me it'd be cool...but it wasnt
79. Ran Away From Home: hell no my mam is class
80. Broken a bone: yesh
81. Got an X-ray: yesh
82. Been with someone: yesh
83. Broken Someones Heart: possibly
84. Broke Up With Someone: yesh
85. Cried When Someone Died: yesh retarded question, next
86. Cried At School: first day in primary when my mam left

___Do You Believe In___
87. God: Yesh, he is a top man
88. Miracles: Yesh
89. Love At First sight: Maybe
90. Ghosts: Yesh
91. Aliens: No
92. Soul Mates: Yesh
93. Heaven: Yesh
94. Hell: Yesh