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- OH WHAEA!!!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Well where to start...i have five beautiful children Mary, Francis, Selena, William and Mark 3 boys and 2 girls, who are all @ school. Mary starts intermediate next year so i must be getting old lol
Living and working in Manukau the heart of the south....
and thats pretty much it, if im not home with the kids or @ work well then im hidding from them both....
Love to eveyone, take care n dont be shy to leave a message!!!!
- mUsIc i lYk
- anything that gets a party going, ol'skool, hiphop, RnB, anything really...
- the never ending story and saw 1, 2 and 3, 4, 5 and now 6 but dont watch them alone.......
- me and sports just dont happen unless im on the sideline cheering or in front of the t.v watching lol...
- sCaReD oF
- i did have my mum on here but she told me to take it off or else...lol and she wonders why i had her up here hahahaha
- hApPy WhEn
- sleeping talking eating drinking coz im always happy, nah for reals i am!!!!!
- lOvE mY ....
- kids MARY, FRANCIS, SELENA, WILLIAM AND MARK LSS.XOXO.......
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THE UGLY TRUTH..
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
Go play in traffic.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"Repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!
"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second your true love will...SHUT THE F**K UP!!! shit aint gonna happen"
0 Comments 226 weeks
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* If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
* Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
* Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
* Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
* Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
* Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
* Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?
* Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
* Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
* What is the speed of darkness?
* Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the
* If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
* If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing
* Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
* Do you cry under water?
* How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
* Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
* Did you ever stop and wonder......
* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
* Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
* Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to
a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
* Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
* Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
* Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
* Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!!)
* If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from?
* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
* Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
* Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
* Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
1 Comment 305 weeks
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet.
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.
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