Actual answers given to Larry Gogan on the Just a Minute Quiz. 2 days ago


1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword

2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon

3) Name the Capital of France? F

4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell

5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar

6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital

7) What is Hitlers first name ? Heil

As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name) A pig in shit

9) Some famous brothers ? Bonnie and Clyde.

10) A dangerous race ? The Arabs

11) Something that floats in a bath ? Water

12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers ? A horse

13) Something you wear on a beach ? A deckchair

14) A famous Royal ? Mail

15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine ? A bicycle with wings

16) A famous bridge ? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

17) Something a cat does ? Goes to the Toilet

1 Something you do in the bathroom ? Decorate

19) A method of securing your home ? Put the kettle on

20) Something associated with pigs ? The Police

21) A sign of the Zodiac ? April

22) Something people might be allergic to ? Skiing

23) Something you do before you go to bed ? Sleep

24) Something you put on walls ? A roof

25) Something Slippery ? A conman

26) A kind of ache ? A fillet of fish

27) A Jacket Potato topping ? Jam

2 A food that can be brown or white ? A potato

29) A famous Scotsman? Jock

30) A famous Scotsman? Vinnie Jones

31) Something you open other than a door ? Your bowels

32) A mint named after a Grand Prix Commentator ( Larry's Hint: you suck
them) Dickie Davis



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Actual Court Quotes 63 days ago


Q: Are you sexually active?

A: No, I just lie there.



> Q: What is your date of birth?

A:July 15.



Q: What year?

A: Every year.

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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.



Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.



Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've

forgotten?

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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.



Q How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.

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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up

that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

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Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or

the occult?

A: We both do.

Q: Voodoo?

A: We do.

Q: You do?

A: Yes, voodoo.

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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies ha