1. Euro coins are like gold... espeicially when it comes to laundry day.

2. Two meals a day is standard.

3. Spontaneous nights out become every night.

4. Checking for post was never an ego booster/breaker before.

5. You will begin to nap again.

6. Your bookstore/ bar tab bill will almost equal tuition.

7. Nintendo Wii = stress relief.

8. E-mail becomes your second language.

9. University students throw paper airplanes too.

10. You never realized so many people were smarter than you.

11. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite last weeks rerun of Coronation Street.

12. You will never rent more movies in your life.

13. No one is too old for video games.

14. The health service nurses are there because they couldnt make it in a real hospital. Never, ever forget that!

15. Campus is only clean for open days.

16. It never sucked so much to get sick.

17. Nothing you want to register for will be open.

18. Not all your food in the dining hall will be edible.

19. Lectures: the later the better, (but you will still nap through them)

20. You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you.

21. Disney movies are more than just classics.

22. Asleep by 2:30 AM is an early night.

23. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.

24. New additions to food groups: Pizza.

25. Cash Machines are the devils advocate.

26. Duct tape heals all wounds.

27. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.

28. Showers become less important, sleep becomes more important.

29. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.

30. You realize university is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.

31. Procrastination is an art form.

32. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.

33. The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.

34. Youll eat anything if its free.

35. A cancelled lecture is almost better than christmas.

36 - Having a lecturer that doesn't know what planet he's on is kinda cool, especially when he sets you 'homework' to find out what planet he actually is on.

37 - Looking out of the window IS entertaining no matter how drunk you are.

38 - You will base your day arround whats on tv and not your time table

39 - Your room will only be tidy when you're meant to be working and are bored of facebook/msn/ the internet in general

40 - Assignments / reports / lab sheets / tutorial sheets / revision will all result in bebo / msn

41 - Tesco value food range is the food of gods

42 - Making a study timetable counts for study itself

43 - 3 twenty minunte long tea breaks every hour is the normal amount

44 - Afternoon TV is the best

45 - You'll Bebo/MSN your flatmate even tho he/she is in the next room

-2 bottles of wines and the Notebook
-17 stolen phonebooks stacked outside our door
-17 stolen phonebooks being thrown outside our window
-Dawn and Eimear collecting 17 stolen phonebooks while trying to avoid being hit by eggs
-Dawn throwing her fone against the wall
-The lads thrashing our house
-Wine glasses bein smashed
-A glove in the blender
-Dawns underwear being tried on.. And then getting thrown out the window
-Dancing around the kitchen
-Someone getting sick out our window
-The Guards getting called to our house.. Twice
-The guards shinin a light in our window
-Waving at the Guards
-TROLLEY WARS!
-Shane not being impressed when he came home to a destroyed house the next day.
-Me and dawn walkin to dunnes in our pyjamas the nxy day.
-The security guard following us around dunnes.

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR ASS WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US

8. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.

9. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

10. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

11. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.

12. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?)

13. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKEN THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."

14. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

15. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

16. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

17. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE''RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.

18. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING
PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT