Chris Calder

Duck tape turns "NO,NO,NO" to "MMM,MMM,MMM"

18 tygodni temu | ja też! | Odpowiedz

O mnie

Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
Graduated from Strathclyde with a masters in Mechanical Engineering!! (Stick that in ur crack pipe)

Work for an oil service company in aberdeen, occasional trip off shore to the north sea!

Away to go to egypt then the states for 4 months, again stick that in ur crack pipe!!!


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Things that worry me
The throbing prostate which stops me in my stride! Herpies!!
Scared Of
Sleep Palarysis.........
Sleep paralysis is a condition characterized by temporary paralysis of the body shortly after waking up (known as hypnopompic paralysis) or, less often, shortly before falling asleep (known as hypnagogic paralysis).

Physiologically, it is closely related to the paralysis that occurs as a natural part of REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, which is known as REM atonia. Sleep paralysis occurs when the brain awakes from a REM state, but the bodily paralysis persists. This leaves the person fully aware, but unable to move. In addition, the state may be accompanied by hypnagogic hallucinations.

More often than not, sleep paralysis is believed by the person affected by it to be no more than a dream. This explains many dream recountings which describe the person lying frozen and unable to move. The hallucinatory element to sleep paralysis makes it even more likely that someone will interpret the experience as a dream, since completely fanciful, or dream-like.

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      Whts happin ma man huws it gawn? :D ged laugh on the boat last weeknd eh?.. :L x

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      saturday night was great........x

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    • Jackie MacGregor
      Jackie MacGregor

      Het Toots!
      Looks like your having lots of fun in Texas...can't wait to hear all the goss when you get back, never a dull moment listening to your tales...lol xx

      12 tygodni temu
    • Scott Mann
      luv Scott Mann

      hows it going big man?
      miss u xx

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    • Vikki B
      Vikki B

      Hey! How you doing... been a while since bumped into you in Fats that night lol.. hows life treating you? Where you at these days? xx

      14 tygodni temu
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      Good Girl Gone Bad

      Alright you how have you been long time no speak, what you been up to?x

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      Hey jobbie.......miss you! Better see me when you get back!!

      Mwah! xxx

      18 tygodni temu
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      Nice profile photo - hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

      Where you gonna be in Texas?? Not that we could meet up...EVER!!!

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      20 tygodni temu
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      Hey Chum,
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      Aaaahhhh balls....what time you leaving at? Im on a 10am til 1am tomorrow....SUCKS!!! You gonna be in texas the whole time?

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      20 tygodni temu
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      Hey Cuteness!
      Can't believe you are just back from 2 weeks hols and going to the USA Sunday for 3 months, the word 'Jammy' comes to mind...lol xx

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      Carla Jack

      Can I oil your bum cheeks ?

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      Awright cunt face, Howz things...need to catch up soon...!

      xxx

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