I’m a boy named Harry both my parents are dead
Now I’m hangin in the ghetto earnin' wizard street cred
In the common room crib I be chillin with the Shorties,
My homies and me be drinkin Butter Beer forties

Malfoy is the boy I'd like to kick in the rump
We're at each others throats just like Rosie & Trump
I fight the 3 headed dog and I ride the big birdy
Buckbeak is my Freak 'cuz she makes me feel dirty

I pimped out my broomstick with 28 speakers
I once cut a house elf just to take his sneakers
Voldemort is my bitch fool, he ain't no man
I can’t wait to bust a cap up in his Azkaban!

My name is Harry P
To the O
To the T
To the T
To the E
To the R you see

He's a magic man
He puts the hex in the city
Don't call him Harry Potter

'Cause my name is H Piddy


When Dementors are near it's like the arctic zone
So I Hufflepuff the chronic till I'm Sorcerer's Stoned
At the drive thru in my Invisibility cloak
For the Order of the Phoenix I’ll take fries and a coke

I eat Chocolate Frogs and bogie flavor beans
I be grubbin on Hedwig's hot and spicy wings
The Muggles all see me as a nifty gent
But I can take more bullets than 50 Cent...

A evil spell can cause a bad reaction
Like a day care center run by Michael Jackson
I drink pollyjuice potion when I'm in the hood carousin,
Doin' drive by magic on my Nimbus 2000!

My name is Harry P
To the O
To the T
To the T
To the E
To the R you see

He's a magic man
He puts the hex in the city
Don't call him Harry Potter

'Cause my name is H Piddy


Water skiin' with Hagrid in the castle trough
On the carpet eatin' burgers like Hasslehoff
I'm a bad boy wizard, I don't tolerate phonies
I showed the world my privates in that show about ponies

I be ditchin my scarf, with the robe and the tie
Got this bitchin' gear from Fubu and it’s super-fly
A wizard is judged by his ice and his threads,
Galleon gold in my grills, extensions in my dreads

The ladies all love me cause I look so fine
I'm poppin out more babies than Federline
2 parts pumpkin juice one part Mr. Pibb
A dime bag of floo-powder to get back to the crib

A pinch of dragons eye and a smidge of toadstool
One sip you're flying high, just like Paula Abdul

My name is Harry P
To the O
To the T
To the T
To the E
To the R you see

He's a magic man
He puts the hex in the city
Don't call him Harry Potter

'Cause my name is H Piddy


In the hood, in the hood, he's the wizard in the hood
He uses magic powers for the forces of good
He eradicates evil, he protects the poor

I get a little, on my Dumbledore.

Nevermind me 'cause I've been dead.
Out of my body, Been out of my head.
And nevermind the Songs they hum, Dont wanna sing along.
Theres nothing that I said;

That could bring you happiness.
Is hard to come by I confess;
Im bad at this thing happiness.
If you find it, share it with the rest of us.