The following are actual sentences found on insurance forms where car drivers tried to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest words possible. The instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even incompetent writing may be highly entertaining.

1.Coming home i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree i dont have.

2.The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

3.I thought my window was down but i found it was up when i put my head through it.

4.I collided with a stationery truck coming towards me.

5.A truck backed through my windshield into my wifes face.

6.A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

7.The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before i hit him.

8.I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

9.In an attempt to kill a fly i drove into a telegraph pole.

10.I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As i reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and i didnt see the other car.

11.I had been driving for 40 years when i feel asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

12.I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

13.As i approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to to stop in time to avoid the accident.

14.To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front i struck the pedestrian.

15.My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

16.An invisible car came out of nowhere, hit my car and vanished.

17.I told the police that i was not injured but on removing my hat found that i had fractured my skull.

18.I was sure the fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when i struck him.

19. The pedestrian had no idea in which direction to run so i ran over him.

20.I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

21.The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

22.I was thrown from my car as it left the road. i was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

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