M Wyse

Mary..... Have you been to the vet recently?????? Cause theses Swans are sick!!!!

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Slogan: ''A girl should be two things: ''Classy & Fabulous'' - Coco Chanel
Tout sur moi: The otha day,my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.One of da girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a e10. Wen the male dancer came ova to us, my friend licked the e10 n stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, anotha friend pulls out a e20. She calls da guy back ova,licks the e20, and sticks it to his otha butt cheek.In anotha attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a e50 and calls the guy ova, and licks da bill. i'm worried about the way things are going but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived. Seeing da way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and da guy's egging me on to try to top the e50,my brain churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the marketer in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the e80 and ran.
ME....: I would tell you more about myself but then i'd sound like i'm boasting cos u know i'm f*&kin awesome!!!!!!!.
LIFE: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Never regret anything, cause at one time it was exactly what you wanted
FILMS: chick ficks, horrors, american pie so funny.... emmm.. superbad, knocked up, p.s i love you..the note book, oh back to da future, 2 and 3 da bomb best eva!!! and dirty dancing "no-one puts baby in the corner" Fast and The Furious loving the latest one the hunks are back hehe... and sex and the city!! oh and loving role models brill film...
SCARED OF AND HATES...: Snakes, Wasps, Rats and Spiders..... oh and heights major fear And scared of growing old... hate people who lie and cant be honest, cheaters.. hate when im bored.. when not able to talk to friends.. being lonely.. when its raining out and can do nothing... when i dont get my own way!!oopsss.. when im tired!! hate being broke when ive spent all my money and hate being interrupted when im talking thats a no, no..grrr...
LOVE: shopping, going on holidays and chilling with my friends.. spending time with my family.. watching man united kick some ass....hehe.. and being curled up on the sofa in front of the tv watching a good film.... girly nights in, girl nights out!, my bed... my dogs, my phone! junk food yum, haribo sweets... coke cola... Ben&Jerry's ice-cream.. Christmas.. Shoe Shopping .. CHOCOLATE CAKE...mtv watching music and watching the hills... and getting off early from work!! Skins love that show, oh hollyoaks and home and away... walks on the beach.. my kitties, reading a good book, girly chats with my friends pizza! chilling in the sun.. listening to my ipod, getting paid and going shopping and buying way to much.. loving my sex and the city box set best programme EVER..
QUOTE: ""Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and its better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.” A u d r e y! _ Hepburn"♥i believe that everything happens for a reason. people change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you apprieciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.♥ - marilyn monroe.
WISE WORDS: "Success is not a Destination Its a Journey"

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Sayings

Lights on, door open, nobody at home

As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

He's as bent as a butchers hook

He's as happy as a Pig in $hit

About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box

About as subtle as a flying brick

She's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum

She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs

As tight as a Camels arse in a Sand-storm

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

About as interesting as watching paint dry

Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard

I've seen better hands on a clock

As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market

He's as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

She's got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits

As nervous as a turkey at Christmas

She's seen more ceilings than Michelagelo

She ran off quicker than sh*t off a shovel

She's as fit as a butchers dog

She's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag

As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse

His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender

Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.

As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner

This guy is all foam, no beer.

As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.

A legend in his own mind...

He's an expert on padded cells.

He couldnae engineer his way outta paper bag!

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Egoists

1.If nobodys perfect I must be nobody.

2.I used to be conceited but now I'm perfect.

3.My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

4.My only flaw is that I'm perfect.

5.Remember there is no I in team... (But there is an M and an E)

6.An egotist has one point in his favor - he doesn't go around talking about other people!

7.Don't believe that sort of rubbish, unless you hear it from me

8.I'm so great I'm jealous of myself

9.Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

10.Save time... see it my way.

11.There are two ways to look at things: Either my way or the wrong way. (User Submitted-Thank you!)

12.It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

13.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

14.He is a self-made man and worships his creator. (User submitted-Thank you!)

15.I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.*

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Bebo addiction

You know your a Bebo Addict if.............................
1) You are at a bar or a club and suddenly realize that you recognise someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you.. You have never met this person before but have spent a considerable amount of time looking at their Bebo.

2)After meeting someone, your conversation somehow leads to - "So, are you on Bebo?"

3)You do not call or text anyone anymore, you post comments and send messages through Bebo

4)When you're out with friends and you take a good picture, you exclaim loudly - "That's going on Bebo!"

5)Conversations with friends usually lead to - "Did you see that new comment/bulletin/new picture so and so left?"

6)You start off intending to check if you have any new comments but find TWO HOURS LATER and you have no idea what you've done in that time except stalk

7)You find yourself laughing (sadly) and agreeing as you read these, and you know your going to repost it for everyone else to see

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Be happy..
There comes a time in ur life
when you have to let go
of all the pointless drama
& the people who create it
& surround yourself with people
who make you laugh so hard
that you forget the bad
& focus solely on the good.
After all,
life is too short to be anything but happy!
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...
Im The Girl That Your
Ex-Girlfriend Will Hate,
The Girl Your Mom Will Love,
& The Girl You’ll Never
F*$king Forget
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ME......
.*. I am something you aint, I aint better or worse. I am me, the one the only .*.
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Name :	Michelle
Nick Name :	Shell
Birthdate :	27th may 1985
Birthplace:	coombe
Current Location:	My house!!
Eye Color:	Hazel
Hair Color:	Blonde
Height:	5'7
Weight:	good question lol..
Piercings:	ears
Tatoos:	just the one (back of neck!)
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:	Not at the moment
Vehicle:	i need to get one..
Overused Phrase:	yeah, yeah..
FAVORITES
Food:	anything spicey
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:	palace
Candy:	wispa bar yummy...
Number:	7
Color:	pink..
Animal:	be between cat and dog cant choose!!
Drink:	Vodka and red bull
Body Part on Opposite sex:	ass
Perfume:	D&G light blue
TV Show:	sex and the city
Music Album:	ne-yo year of the gentleman
Movie:	Back to the future
Actor/Actress:	george clooney
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:	coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:	kfc
Chocolate or Vanilla	vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:	hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug:	both
Dog or Cat:	hmmm.. though both
Rap or Punk:	rap
Summer or Winter:	summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:	both
Love or Money:	love
YOUR...
Bedtime:	when ever im tired
Most Missed Memory:	just being a kid
Best phyiscal feature:	you tell me..
First Thought Waking Up:	do i have to get up??
Ambition:	to be sucessful in what ever i do..
Best Friends:	mary, jess, trisha, edel, aine..
Weakness:	none
Fears:	heights
Longest relationship:	6months haha..
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:	nop
Ever been beaten up:	nop
Ever beaten someone up:	nop
Ever Shoplifted:	nop
Ever Skinny Dipped:	no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:	hell yeah...
Been Dumped Lately:	nop
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:	brown
Favorite Hair Color:	brown
Short or Long:	short
Height:	taller than me
Style:	any
Looks or Personality:	both
Hot or Cute	hot
Muscular or Really Skinny:	tonned
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:	oz
How do you want to Die:	in my sleep
Been to the Mall Lately:	yeah stupid question lol..
Get along with your Parents:	mum
Health Freak:	not really
Do you think your Attractive:	hmmm.. yea
Believe in Yourself:	yes
Want to go to College:	yeah
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Drink:	yes
Shower Daily:	yes
Been in Love:	yes
Do you Sing:	when no-one is listening lol..
Want to get Married:	at some stage
Do you want Children:	maybe
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:	80
Hate anyone:	hate is a very strong word!! nop..
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