- lis
- trams legs!
- "Le Specs are Le Spensive"
- trainly trains
- rewind: cat with the wobbly head
- kfc
- elevator love
- FOB!
- Foo(l)!
- VODKA
- not seeing enough of shell =(
- lis's $16.70 pokie extravaganza
- "hello world..."
- rockin' the SUMMERRRR!
- SUPER COCKTAIL
- "good morning sunshine..."
- lisi's clothes
- dead birds
- dead shoe. bec's dead shoe.
- C-I-N-E-M-A 11 C-I-N-E-M-A 11 C-I-N-E-M-A 11
- decaf
- "he's coming! he's coming!"
- loving showers
- sexual chocolate
- eternal coldness of the cousinly crew (bec inc.)
- the great escape - of tomato & cheese
- "everybody dance now"
- stranooooo...& his fun theatre friend david bowie, oh ah i mean jon
- drunken dancing/drunken sickness
- death by treadmill
- GO GEELONG!
- fiesty blonde chicks at fall out boy. gulp.
- awesome apartments
- midori & pineapple
- amazing views
- fob water
- adelaide brothers
- casino do-da.


Why did I come home again? Who would know.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Move out when they're 18 with the full support of their parents.
WOG FRIENDS: Move out when they're 28, having saved for that nice house and are a week away from getting married...unless there's room for the newlyweds at home.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: When their mum visits them she brings a nice bunt cake and you sip coffee and chat.
WOG FRIENDS: When their mum visits them she brings 3 days worth of food and begins to immediately tidy up, dust, do the laundry or rearrange the furniture.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Their dads always call before they come over to visit them and it's usually only on special occasions.
WOG FRIENDS: Are not at all fazed when their dads come over, unannounced, on a Saturday morning at 8:00am and start pruning the trees with a chainsaw or renovating the garage.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: You can leave your kids with them and you always worry if everything is going to be ok plus you have to feed them after you pick them up.
WOG FRIENDS: No problem, leave the kids there and if they get out of line the WOG friend can set them straight...plus they get fed.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Always pay retail and look in the yellow pages when they need something done.
WOG FRIENDS: Just call their dad or uncle and ask for another dad's or uncle's phone number to get it done...cash deal, you know what I mean.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will come over for cake and coffee and expect cake and coffee, no more.
WOG FRIENDS: Will come over for cake and coffee and expect an antipasto, a few bottles of wine, a pasta dish, a choice of two meats, salad, bread, potatoes, a nice dessert cake, fruit, coffee and a few after dinner drinks...

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Think that being a wog is a great thing.
WOG FRIENDS: KNOW that being a wog is a great thing.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
WOG FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
WOG FRIENDS: Call your parent’s mum and dad.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
WOG FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
WOG FRIENDS: Will share this with other wog friends.

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The Queen's Head with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box.......

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my F***ing shoes on."