I started to think about the human mind and body. I concluded that the body runs strictly by animal instincts, while the mind is the only part of us that is truly human. What I mean to say is that without the mind, the body is no better than animal. Then I realized that this is probably common sense. But I had never really come to that conclusion based on my own free train of thought until now

They say tomorows not promised today, but today i promise,
If we dont make our own way sombody will take it from us,
snatch it like rats to cheese, so lord help me please,
coz id rather die on my feet than to live on my knees.
living like im bulletproof cocking a glock and aim and shoot,
my futures everclear, 180proof
so i open a bottle to swallow my pride and drink the pain away
i take shots and just lay up then fade away
dreaming of better days, dreaming of better pays
but we got our work cut out for us so we better pray,
pray to uphold the weak, now for eternal sleep
but if i die i pray the lord my soul to keep

Ludacris

- More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think
about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own
story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.

- Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're
going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be
going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the
direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check
your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself
to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by
randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

- I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.

- The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This
recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be
ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

- Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know"
feature on facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not
to be friends with?

- Do you remember when you were a kid; playing Nintendo and it wouldn't
work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically
fix the problem. Every kid in the world did that, but how did we all
know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or
faq's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

- There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

- Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.

- I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes
stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes
shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the
right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a
millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really,
really gets it.

- How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

- I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than
take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

- The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish
a text.

- Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to
say"

- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.


- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I
hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and
smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to
prevent someone from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

- Everytime I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples,
I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I
had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G
as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

- What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each
other?

- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and
instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.

- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the
shower first and THEN turn on the water.

- I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

- Bad decisions make good stories.

- Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile
is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red
Ryder BB gun that I always wanted.
546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

- Why is it tha