Queen Slug-for-a-Butt

The Evil Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed, Slug-for-a-Butt, (Queen Slug-for-a-Butt for short) is the final foe that Jim faces in the video game Earthworm Jim. She is the twin sister of Princess What's-Her-Name, though clearly failing to resemble her in any way. Queen Slug-for-a-Butt closely resembles a large queen insect, especially a queen termite.

Slug-for-a-Butt was planning on using the "Ultra-high-tech-indestructible-super-space-cyber-suit" to conquer the universe (the fact she once fit in the suit is a marvel). Thus, she intends to destroy Jim, and reclaim the suit. She is the boss of Buttville, the final level, and the player must first defeat her butt before fighting the Queen herself.

In the Earthworm Jim television series the Queen is ruler of the planet Insectika and is voiced by Andrea Martin. She is easily Jim's most evil and competent enemy, and, as in the game, attempts to reclaim the suit so she may rule the universe. Unlike many of the villains, who are obsessed with destroying Jim, the Queen sees him more as a pest she has yet to squash, and usually prefers to send less threatening adversaries like Psy-crow. She only deals with Jim herself when she tries to get the suit back. Otherwise, she prefers other schemes, such as turning people into chickens, and hypnotizing Santa Claus. She also loathes anything nice and good, such as chocolate.

In the episode, "Queen What's-Her-Name", the rivalry between the Queen and her sister is expanded on; the Princess, considered "ugly" by the Insectikans, was constantly abused, and ultimately banished by the Queen. What's-Her-Name eventually became the leader of the rebellion against the Insectikan monarchy, and Slug-for-a-Butt seems to hate the Princess much more than she hates Jim. In the episode "Sidekicked", she tells Psy-crow that What's-Her-Name did "something awful" to her.

In another episode she gives up her throne, in order to live the normal civilian life and demands that everyone call her Lucy.

1.Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
6. Describe me in 1 word........
7. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
8. do u still tink the same?......
9. What reminds u ov me?.....
10. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
11. How well do u no me?......
12. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
13. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
14. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....

what you BUT what you really mean wen ur drunk!!!!

I LOVE This Song! = I KNOW This Song!

Dude, all the chicks at this party are ugly = Dude, none of the chicks at this party will talk to me.

Man, I’m hungry = Man, if I don’t eat right now I am going to be puking all over this bar…again.

You’re really pretty = I’m going to be ashamed of it tomorrow but tonight is all about instant gratification, honey.

Want to watch a movie? = Want to come over to my room for some extremely creepy back rubbing and some equally disturbing neck-nibbling?

I’m soooo drunk = I’m planting a seed in your head that will eventually grow into a beautiful tree which excuses me from blame for my actions tonight.

I just, like, want to help animals, ya know? = I just, like, want to get in your pants, ya know?

You’re my best friend, man = You’re my only friend in arm’s reach right now and I need someone to pay for this shot, man.

I don’t want to ruin the friendship = You’re a nice girl but you’re very heavy and I’d rather pretend I value our friendship than spend tomorrow dreaming up ways to kill myself.

This is the BEST night of my LIFE! = This is the BEST night of my WEEKEND!

Let’s take a walk, this bar is crowded = I prefer my handjobs outdoors.

I’m totally fine, dude = I’m totally going to be needing a toilet or bucket in about five minutes, dude.

What’s up, Bro? = What’s up, guy-who’s-name-I-can’t-ever-remember?

Who wants to dance? = Who wants to watch me stumble around the party, waving my arms, spilling my drink and pile-driving my genitals into anything wearing a skirt?

Hey, did you get the notes from Bio? = Hey, I’m going to ask you about class because I’m too scared to ask you out.

I had, like, ten beers before I even came out = I'm, like, the kind of guy that lies about how much I drink.

So whose round is it?
please don't say me, please don't say me, please don't say me.

I can't believe you're drunk already!
I've been milking a Miller Lite all night while you've been downing Whiskey Sours.

C'mon, she has nice big tits - She may well indeed be horrendously fat and I'll take a lot of shit for this tomorrow but I'm going to make petty justifications to satisfy my lust monkey.

Man, check her out. = I'm way too intoxicated to tell if she's attractive or if she's a three-toed sloth. Your reaction should be helpful in deciding which she is.

She has pretty eyes. = See "She has big tits"

I'm just too tired. = Yes, I have whiskey dick.

This place is shit. Let's go = I have tried for 45 minutes and can not find a woman I want to have sex with.

or = I got shot down by a couple girls over there and want to leave before they tell every woman in here about my half assed drunken attempts.

You have beautiful eyes. - And an ugly face.

The crowd was really bad.
-I was the best looking person there

The crowd was really snobby.
- I was the ugliest person there

Yeah, all bouncers suck.
-I'm too ugly to get in anywhere

that girl is totally eyeing me= she glanced and looked away in revulsion

dude, this girl was totally in to me= she gave me a fake name and left

That fat chick is kinda cute... =
Take my keys away immediately; I am in no condition to be driving tonight.

What are you drinking? =
There is no more beer left. Make me one of those.

This is my beer- This is really your beer but since you don't remember and this one is more full I'm going to take it.

Drunkerportation - You're out for a night of drinking when someone calls out "Hey, let's go to XXX!" You blink your eyes once only to realize that you are at said location, with no memory of how you got there, who came with you, or how you got in.

I have to go find my friends. : I'm trying to get the hell away from you.

Do you want to go back to your place? : I still live with my parents.