FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn we fucked up but that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your things so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you..

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while... love you
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
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This Sounds Familular R.S.B ... ?

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A Cuddler? Yeah
A morning person? Definitely not
Are you a perfectionist? sometimes
An only child? Ha no
Catholic? No
In your pajamas? No, its to late
Currently suffering from a broken heart? no
Okay styling other people's hair? Don't touch mine I won't touch yours
Addicted to MySpace? No, not anymore
Shy around the opposite gender? nah
Bite your nails? When nervous
Get paranoid at times? Probably
Curse frequently when you get mad? yep
Enjoy jazz music? naa
Enjoy smoking? no.
Enjoy talking on the phone? Yep
Have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" person? Yes
Have all your grandparents? no but have great
Have a broken bone? nope,

HAVE YOU:
Changed a lot over the past year? Definitely loads.
Had friends who have never seen your natural hair color? No
Had surgery? Urmm iuno maybe when little
Killed another person? Yeah, what about you? NO U IDIOT who the hell makes up these questions?
Had your hair cut within the last week? no

IS THERE ANYONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WHO:
Saw you cry? yh
You went shopping with? Yeah
You talked on the phone with? yh
Said 'I love you' to you and really mean it? who can tell with boiz...
Broke your heart? yep
Made you laugh? And again stupid question, OF CORSE

WOULD YOU RATHER?
Pierce your nose or tongue? Erm...neither.
Be serious or be funny? urmm iuno
Drink whole or skim milk? skim
Die in a fire or drown? Fire drowning will take ages


ARE YOU:
Simple or complicated? bit of both

DO YOU PREFER:
Gray or black? black
Color or Black and white photos? colour
Lust or love? Well lust comes first...
Sunrise or sunset? sunset, as I said i'm NOT a mornings person
M&Ms or Skittles? skittles stick to your teeth, so M&Ms
Staying up late or waking up early? stay up late

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!!!
Do you like anyone? no
Do they know it? unless they know something i don't...

DO YOU PREFER:
Sun or moon? moon
Winter or Summer? summer
Left or right? right
10 acquaintances or having two best friends? Everyone's got to have best friends
Sun or rain? No one likes rain unless its warm
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate? chocolate OBVIOUSLY
Vodka or Jack? No preference. . . . .

ABOUT YOU!
What time is it? 21:23
Name? Kathryn
Nickname(s): kat.
Where were you born? winchester
What is your birthdate? 27th july
What do you want? An early summer, and a decent holiday with mates
What would you want to name a girl? kayleigh
What would you want to name a boy? garthe

UNIQUE!
Nervous Habits: tapping tables
Double jointed? No
Can you roll your tongue? Yes
Can you raise one eyebrow? No, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT?
Can you cross your eyes? iuno i cant see when i do it, IDIOT
Which shoe goes on first? havn't thought about it
Ever thrown up on someone? na
On average, how much money do you carry with you? about £14.58
What jewelry do you wear? earings necklase

FOOD
What's your favorite beverage?: coffee with lots of everything in it
Do you scoop salsa or dip: Dip. Wow what a question to end on...

-----------------Girls-----------------------
------- -----are like apples-----------------
--------on trees. The best ones--------------
------are at the top of the tree.------------
----The boys dont want to reach--------------
---for the good ones because they -----------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples----
---from the ground that aren't as good,------
but easy. So the apples at the top think-----
-something is wrong with them, when in-------
--reality, they're amazing. They just--------
---have to wait for the right boy to---------
----- come along, the one who's--------------
----------- brave enough to------------------
-----------------climb all-------------------
----------------- the way--------------------
-----------------to the top------------------
---------------- of the tree.----------------