DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED:


>A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a
a
>hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads
2 a
>fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard
this cuz
>sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the
>legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!

>
>Giving ........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32
calories.
>
>Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it
>whitens your teeth
>
>Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.
>
>Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
>
>
>Take off her clothes
>with her consent.........................12 cal
>without......................187 cal
>
>Take off her Bra
>With two hands..........................8 cal
>With one hand.........................12 cal
>With mouth.............................
 85 cal
>
>Put on Protection
>hard .......................... 6 cal
>soft..........................315 cal
>
>Foreplay
>Looking for target...................8 cal
>Finding G spot ......................92 cal
>I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
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>Entry
>Holding her..................12 cal
>On the floor.................8 cal
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>With Different Position
>Missionary.......................
 ...358 cal
>Doggy...........................3
 16 cal
>69 lying.............................
 ..286 cal
>69 standing..........................
 ...512 cal
>Italian hanger.........................912 cal
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>Orgasm
>Real.............................
 ...112 cal
>Faking...........................
 .....315 cal
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>After "O"
>Lying in Bed............................18 cal
>Hop off the bed............................36 cal
>Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
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>
>Get dressed
>Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
>Rushing.........................9
 8 cal
>Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
>Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal
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