1. gινє мє υя иυмвєя?
2. ℓσνє мє?
3. ℓєт мє кιѕѕ уσυ?
4. ωαт¢н α мσνιє ωιтн мє?
5. нανє ∂ιииєя ωιтн мє?
6. ∂яινє мє ѕσмєωнєяє?
7. тαкє α ѕнσωєя ωιтн мє?
8. вє му вf/gf?
9. тєℓℓ мє уσυ тнιик ιм ¢υтє?
10. вυY mє α ∂яιик ιf ι ∂ι∂ит нανє мσиєу?
11. тαкє мє нσмє fσя тнє иιgнt? му нσυѕє σя υя нσυѕє?
12. ωσυℓ∂ уσυ ℓєт мє ѕℓєєρ ιи уσυя вє∂?
13. kiss мє?
14. яє-ρσѕт тнιѕ fσя мє тσ αиѕωєя уσυя qυєѕтισиѕ?
15. ∂σ уσυ тнιик ιм αттяα¢тινє, вєαυтιfυℓ, ѕєχу, σя нσт?
16. ∂σ уσυ ℓιкє му ѕтуℓє?
17. ∂σ уσυ тнιик ιм fυииу?
18. ∂σ уσυ ¢αяє αвσυт мє?
19. ωσυℓ∂ уσυ ∂αи¢є ωιтн мє?
20. ωσυℓ∂ уσυ ѕιиg нαρρу вιятн∂αу тσ

sex 50 days ago


A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................
85 cal
Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal
With Different Position
Missionary........................
..358 cal
Doggy...........................31
6 cal
69 lying.............................
..286 cal
69 standing..........................
...512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal
Orgasm
Real..............................
..112 cal
Faking............................
....315 cal
After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal
Comdoms sainsbury's flavoured condoms...making life taste better
tesco's condoms...every little helps
nike condoms...just do it
peugeot condoms...the ride of your life
New galaxy textured condoms...why have rubber whn you can have silk?
kfc condoms...they're finger licking good
malteser's condoms.... they melt in your mouth not in your hands
abbey national condoms...because life is complicated enough
coca cola condoms...the real thing
duracell condoms...you can just keep going and going
pringles condoms...once u pop u cant stop
burger king...home off the whopper
goodyear condoms....for a long ride go wide
muller light condoms...so much pleasure but wheres the pain?
flash condoms...just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work
halifords condoms...we go the extra mile
andrex condoms...soft strong and very long
renault condoms...size really does matter!
carlsberg condoms...probably the best condom in the world
pepperami condoms...its a bit of an animal
winders condoms....screaming 4 more
pc world's condoms...we're with u every step of the way
halifax condoms...who gives you extra?
charmin condoms....break the habbit
telletubbie condoms.... again again!!!
cadburys condoms...give in2 your happiness
red bull condoms....gives u wings
cadburys creme egg flavoured condoms...how do u eat yours?
craig david flavoured condoms...wots ur flava?
heinz salad cream condoms...its all goin on!
sure crystal condoms....unbeatable against white marks
uci cinema condoms.....coming soon
lynx condoms...because you never know when t
reseme condoms .....used by professionals
insette condoms....for that extra hold
gillete condoms....the best a man can get
churchill car insurance condoms....ooooo yeshhh!
kit kat condoms....have a break