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    • THE BEER SCOOTER

      BEER SCOOTER

      How many times have you woken up in the morning after hard night
      drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you
      try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the club to your
      house. The answer to this Puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter.

      The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the
      drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine. Bacchus has acquired a large
      batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the
      following fashion:

      The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring
      gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many
      sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Beer
      Scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in
      their bedroom via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a
      large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment.

      This answers the second question after a night out 'How did I spend so
      much money?' Unfortunately, Beer Scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for over 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking
      Injuries). An undocumented feature of the beer scooter is the
      destruction of time segments during the trip. The nature of
      Trans-Dimensional Portals dictates that time will be lost, seemingly
      unaccounted for.

      This answers a third question after a night out 'What the hell happened?'
      With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the REMIT (Removal of
      Embarrassing Moments In Time) add on, that automatically removes, in
      descending order, those parts in time regretted most. Unfortunately
      one person's REMIT is not necessarily the REMIT of another and quite often
      lost time is regained in discussions over a period of time. Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles often cause the scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending the passenger to the wrong bedroom, often with horrific consequences.

      The final add-on Bacchus saw fit to invest in for some scooters is the
      TAS (Tobacco Absorption System). This explains how one person can
      apparently get through 260 Marlboro Lights in a single night.

      Oh, and last but not least, don't forget the on-board heater, which allows you to comfortably get home from the club in sub-zero temperatures, wearing just a T-shirt.

      2 Commentaren 703 dagen

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    • Eddy Parry
      luv Eddy Parry

      Hello, Thats me in vancouver, good flight etc.
      my email adress is edward.parry3@btinternet.com
      so email me and ill get yours too.
      cheers
      ed

      1 week geleden
    • Liam C
      Liam C

      Shut Your Fat Face

      2 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Snoop
      Snoop

      long time no c min hows u

      12 weken geleden
    • Fraser Kelman
      Fraser Kelman

      oi oi bud hows you what you been upto

      18 weken geleden
    • Rich Cowie
      Rich Cowie

      Not been rollin roaded lately. It made 355 bhp in march at dastek but it wasnt boosting te 1.5 bar. Now remapped and its peaking above that and settling to 1.5 :L flying machine, you ne miss your ene?

      19 weken geleden
    • Rich Cowie
      Rich Cowie

      Dein ne bad min.

      I'm planning on going aye. Will find out on thursday night where though of course then plan flights after that. I might need a shift aff ma work te recover :L but should be fine.

      Cars, oh fuck where do i start. I've had a nightmare week with the scoob but its fixed now. Got it remapped this morning so its a flying machine. Did you know i've got the beemer? Its a cracking car for a runaround, reliable and cheap to run compared to scoob.

      You still got the bike? What car you drivin nowadays?

      19 weken geleden
    • Rich Cowie
      Rich Cowie

      Fit like min, yi planing going to the czech rep or iceland for the fitba?

      19 weken geleden
    • Chris Leith
      Chris Leith

      Who the fuck are you??

      22 weken geleden
    • Kev Stuart
      Kev Stuart

      Am dying to wear it at a dons game. That and my gillhaus 11 new dons top. Its the bomb!!!!

      24 weken geleden
    • Ashleigh
      Ashleigh

      Hi how yi dein? How u getin on in ur house?.. Wb ash

      26 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Lou
      Lou

      I said ...get hoovering, you are meant to be all domesticated now...

      26 weken geleden
    • Lou
      Lou

      ryan - get hoovering

      26 weken geleden
    • Chris Leith
      Chris Leith

      Aye min, the scary ginger bearded bloke is my new hero!

      29 weken geleden
    • Kev Stuart
      Kev Stuart

      There is more than one!!!

      http://www.bebo.com/c/profile/no_can...

      29 weken geleden
    • Kev Stuart
      Kev Stuart

      indeed he is

      30 weken geleden
    • MandyBaybee
      MandyBaybee

      I wiz owt we ma matez n th car, kwl kwl. Nce weather 4 it.x

      32 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Kung Foo Bubba

      ha ha i right i bet shes got you wipped right down to a tee :) Ryan do this Ryan do that :) :) :) hope shes got the tea on the table for when you get home tho.

      fuck me £300 thats 2 months for me well points do make prizes lol i dinna start shaving mine off till december ave managed to stay on 9 since last feb but the filth are at it i was pulled over outside ma house the other weekend 4th time this year already for doing bugger all. N wee calllaum next door is getting banned ha ha what a wonderful group of young drivers we have in the street. Wit size o bike you got thing ave tae look at is fitten on buggers blairs is aright but thats a 1000cc

      32 weken geleden
    • Chris Leith
      Chris Leith

      Acccceeeeeeeedddddddd!

      32 weken geleden
    • MandyBaybee
      MandyBaybee

      Hya am gd lyk, ofcourse am gan owt. R u x

      32 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Kung Foo Bubba

      Fit lyk manny long time no see bud hows things in the new house is the wife keeping you in order say fit lyk tae her for ma. Was just wondering wit insurance company you using wee your car n bike as am going to start learning the old 2 wheeles so a can go out we blair n wee my 9 points and ma crash ma insurance is a nightmare canna get nothing less than £150 a month for the golf.

      32 weken geleden