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MRS. LOVETT: Now what are we gonna do with him?

TODD: Later on when its dark we'll take it to some secret place and bury him.

MRS. LOVETT: I suppose he has no relatives that will go poking around for him.


MRS. LOVETT:
Seems a downright shame...

TODD: Shame?

LOVETT:
Seems an awful waste...
Such a nice, plump frame
Wot's 'is name has...
Had...
Has!
Nor it can't be traced...
Bus'ness needs a lift,
Debts to be erased...
Think of it as thrift,
As a gift,
If you get my drift!

No?

Seems an awful waste...
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is,
When you get it,
If you get it...

TODD: HAH!

LOVETT:
Good, you got it!

Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!
Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast!
And a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!

TODD:
Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion

LOVETT:
Well, it does seem a waste...

TODD:
Eminently practical
And yet appropriate as always!

LOVETT:
It's an idea...

TODD:
Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived
Without you all these years, I'll never know!
How delectable!
Also undetectable!

LOVETT:
Think about it!
Lots of other gentlemen'll
Soon be comin' for a shave,
Won't they?
Think of
All them
Pies!

TODD:
How choice!

How
Rare!

TODD:
For what's the sound of the world out there?

LOVETT:
What, Mr. Todd?
What, Mr. Todd?
What is that sound?

TODD:
Those crunching noises pervading the air!

LOVETT:
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, all around!

TODD:
It's man devouring man, my dear!

BOTH:
And [LOVETT: Then] who are we to deny it in here?

TODD: (spoken) These are desperate times,
Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for!

LOVETT: Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven!

TODD: What is that?

LOVETT:
It's priest. Have a little priest.

TODD:
Is it really good?

LOVETT:
Sir, it's too good, at least!
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,
So it's pretty fresh.

TODD:
Awful lot of fat.

LOVETT:
Only where it sat.

TODD:
Haven't you got poet, or something like that?

LOVETT:
No, y'see, the trouble with poet is
'Ow do you know it's deceased?
Try the priest!

TODD: (spoken) Heavenly!
Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps,
but then again, not as bland as curate, either!

LOVETT:
And good for business, too -- always leaves you wantin' more!
Trouble is, we only get it on Sundays!

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison? [My Chemical Romance]

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Bruised [Jacks Mannequin]

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
You Make Me Smile [Blue October]

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Nevermind Me [Big & Rich]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Stab My Back [All American Rejects]

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Teenagers [My Chemical Romance]

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Kids With Guns [Gorillaz]

WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT?
Faithfully [Journey]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
The Missing Frame [AFI]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
What's It Feel Like To Be A Ghost? [Taking Back Sunday]

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Welcome To The Black Parade [My Chemical Romance]


WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Face Down [Red Jumpsuit Apparatus]

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I Was Made To Love Her [Stevie Wonder]

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
It Ends Tonight [All American Rejects]

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Anything [Plain White T's]

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I Want It That Way [Backstreet Boys]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Hello Beautiful [Jonas Brothers]

WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME?
Romance [My Chemical Romance]

WHAT WILL YOU NAME THIS?
Overweight [Blue October]