THINGS CULCHIES LOVE
1 A nice bit of ham.
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Houles.
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade / Cidona
10 Accordians
11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin clattered in muck.
14 Shania Twain.
15 Hefers
16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps.
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 The smell of fresh dung.
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle of mineral.
25 Fightin'.
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
28 Being overweight.
29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31 Drink driving.
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change.
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
35 Lying.
36 Building walls.
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about sh1te like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 Mohammed Ali.
43 Machinery.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
49 Soda farls.
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 The Ra.
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth.
60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61 TK Red Lemonade
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Revenge !
61 Things Dubs Love!!

1 Aslan
2 Heroin (See 1)
3 Stealin'
4 Joy-ridin'
5 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?"
6 Shamrock Rovers
7 Social welfare
8 Keyin' Cars
9 Pop Idol
10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs
11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud
12 Compo
13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal
14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco,Corpo)
15 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss
16 John Player Blue
17 Burberry
18 Burglary
19 Fair City
20 Celtic shirts
21 'Taches
22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween
23 Sky Digital
24 Saying "I didn't bleedin' do tha'!"
25 Travelling in packs
26 Moochin'
27 Swearing at their babies
28 Getting their mot's preggers
29 Champion Sports
30 Christmas Lights you could see from space
31 Skippin' school
32 Skippin' bail
33 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast on the
bus
34 Standing in queues outside the dole office
35 Funtasia
36 Iceland - the food chain, not the country
37 Man U
38 Saying, "That's not my bleedin' job!"
39 Pushing prams while smoking
40 Earrings (for guys)
41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)
42 Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do something
43 Baseball caps
44 Sawn-off Shotguns
45 Adrian Kennedy Phone Show
46 Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street bysomeone else
just after coming out of a medical centre
47 Shop-liftin'
48 Tamangos
49 Not payin' the bus fare
50 Curry Chips and a burger
51 Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they get
hammered on a Sunday afternoon
52 Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'wan-ker'
53 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the
Four Courts
54 Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent Senseless
Mayhem will suffice
55 P-ing in Elevators
56 Being an authority on everything
57 Knee-cappings
58 Racism
59 S

1. Full Name:Tom O Connor
2. Nicknames: Achmed or Mohammed
3. Birthday:25th of September
4. Place of Birth: The Coombe
5. Zodiac Sign: Libra
6. Male or Female:male!
7. School Year/Course: Goin in2 5th
8. Schools you went to: Ashbourne Community School
10. Residence: My Gaff
11. Online Names:TomOC-meath-2009
12. Hair Color: brown
13. Hair Length:short
14. Eye color: blue!
15. Best Feature:i'll let the people decide dat!
16. Height: 5ft 9ins
17. Braces: nope!
18. Glasses: nope!
19. Piercing: nope!
20. Tattoos: nope!
21. Righty or Lefty: righty!
___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend:Collie Eoghan Darci munny catsi kento neil ect ect ect
23. First Award:Football
24. First Sport: Football
25. First Pet: dog! RIP
26. First Real Vacation: Spain
27. First Concert:dunno
28. First Crush:cant remember
___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Anchorman or Longest Yard
30. TV Show: i like loads i can't just decide!
31. Color:Green
32. Rapper: dunno! again i can't decide!
33. Band: same as above!
35. Friend:i can't decide!!!!!!!
36. Sweets: same as above i just hav so many favourites!
38. Restaurant: La bucca or Subway
39. Favorite brand to wear:dont really know
40: Favorite store: dunno
41. School Subject: um breaktime!
42. Animal: dog
43. Book: ...........................
44. Newspaper: Irish Independent,Meath Chronicle nd Meath Post and Irish daily star
45. Shoes:Runners
_______Currently_______

46. Feeling:tired
48. Have a crush: ye
49. Eating: nutin!
50. Drinking:nutin!
51. Typing: dis
52. Online?: yup!
53. Listening: I'm on a boat! by the Lonely Island ft t pain
54: Thinking about:u!!!!!!
55. Wanting to: finish this!
56. watching: telly!
57. Wearing: nutin at all!!!!!!!!

__________Future__________


58. Want Kids: yup!
59. Want to be Married:depends on de girl!
60. Careers in Mind: pe teacher nd to play 4 Meath
61: Where do u wana live: in a massive house
62. Car: BMW X5!

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex__

63. Hair color: blonde,brown or black
65: Eye colour: brown!!!
67. Cute or Sexy: both!
68. Lips or Eyes: both!
69. Hugs or Kisses:both!
70. Short or Tall: dunno!smaller than me though!!
71. Easygoing or serious: easy going!!!
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both!
74. Sensitive or Loud: bit of both.sum1 who is funny nd talkative!!!!
75. Hook-up or Relationships: relationships
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker!

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger:nope!
79. Had Alcohol: Ye!!
80. Smoked: no!!
81. Ran Away From Home: nope!
82. Broken a bone: nope!
83. Got an X-ray: Ye!!
84. Got arrested: ye obviously i am bullet
85. Broken Someones Heart: hopefully not!
87. Cried When Someone Died:yup!
88. Cried At School: dunno

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yup
90. Miracles: ahh ye!!
91. Love At First sight: ye!!!
92. Ghosts: only on halloween
93. Aliens: no dont b ridiculos
94. Soul Mates:ye!
95. Heaven: yup!
96. Hell: nly 4 de scum de far side of de m50
98. Kissing on a first date:yup!
99. Horoscopes: depends if they're good r not!!!!!

wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

• (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

• Nice legs...what time do they open?

• Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

• You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

• I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

• Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

• I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

• Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

• Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

• Are those real?

• You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

• If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
• I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

• You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

• You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

• F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

• Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

• My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

• My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. "

• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

• My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

• I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

• I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

• If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

• Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

• Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

• Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

• Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.