(1) Get it Ready - Edel
(2) All My Dreams Are Related to Sex - Jo(me)
(3) Dont Rape me With A Pencil - Edel
(4) Who Needs a bed when you got a door? - Edel
(5) We want to use him for our saddistic games - Jo(me)
(6) I wouldnt use it - Chris
(7) Stop trying to make me squawk - Jo(me)
( What is that?- Chris, Herpes!! - Jo(me)
(9) hey alotta my stuff is open ended!! - Jo(me)
(10) do you want me to fuck up these rollies???!!!!! - Jo(me)
(11) Your a sound weirdo tho! - Jo(me)
(12) Yeah ya had to open your mouth! - Chris
(13) Yeah, most people are distracted so it doesnt go up on the wall - Edel
(14) I dont like going into bushes! - Jo(me)
(15) Im ready to goo - Jo(me)
(16) You just pull it off - Jo(me)
(17) No ya dont suffer from taking the piss - Jo(me)
(1 Five years running and Ive only stoped now for a breather - Chris
(19) I need to learn the alphabet again - Edel
(20) My bulge is back!! - Jo(me)
(21) He's riding a sheep - Chris
(22) Get your fucking foot off me - Jo(me)
(23) My heads not a drum - Jo(me)
(24) Why am i so amusing to you? - Jo(me)
(25) Leave it on - Jo(me)
(26) the more i write the more i find most of them are from me - Jo(me)
(27) We're on top - Jo(me)
(2 You were standing right beside me and ya missed twice - Edel
(29) Its not my fault he was pulling it off me - Jo(me)
(30) It just randomly comes out and goes up on the wall - Edel
(31) They put emily in diane and watched her blow up - Jo(me)
(32) Bleach in your eyes is not a good idea, its sore and blindy - Edel
(33) Im gonna make a rollie.... use my hands for sumthin else - Jo(me)
(34) You Practised jumping his paddy? - Edel
(35) So does it automatically shoot stuff out? - Jo(me)
(36) Why does it have PM after it? - Natasha
(37) I forgot you could bend your finger like that!! - Jo, What? Like That?- Edel
(3 Theres no need to pole me - Jo(me)
(39) Im not scary from behind - Jo(me)
(40) Take it while you can - Chris
(41) Its hard to do it yourself - Jo(me)
(42) Atleast i didnt have a hole in my trousers, that would have scared me even more - Edel
(43) Its not like im gonna go round licking myself - Jo(me)
(44) I dont like the Dublin accent but its a 100 times better than the fucking leprechaun one - Edel
(45) Im copying down a load of crap into easier crap - Jo(me)
(46) Thats just cause i couldnt touch my toes - Edel
(47) do you have guy parts or gal parts? - internet
(4 Brush dont Flush - Jo(me)
(49) I got the good deal but i just couldnt benefit from it - Edel

Can you take this without deleting or fibbing on any questions?
dunno i can try

What's going on between you and the person you love?
stuff and stuff, its all fun and stuff

Does anything hurt on your body?
nope, well a little now i think of it

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
i dunno, i dont think of deep convos just happens

What are you listening to right now?
women ranting bout stuff

Where were you at 2:00 this morning?
calming down and tryin to sleep

What's the cd in your player?
just wotevers saved onto my laptop

Anything annoying you right now?
nope

What was the best thing that happened today?
i got chocolate milk

What can't you wait for?
to spend time wit Paddy

Is this the best year of your life?
ha, dunno yet it aint over

How much milk do you put in your cereal bowl?
not much depends on the cereal

Who pissed you off today?
nothing yet

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
um unless the tv counts as a person then nope

Do you think you've ruined your chances with someone?
i dont think so, the only person id ruin chances with is paddy

Have you ever made out on a bed?
yep

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
depends on wot im feeling

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
yeah a few times, its better than hittin sumthin

Have you ever made someone laugh when they were crying?
no idea cant remember.

What is something you currently want right now?
Paddy and sum money would help

How are you feeling?
tired and full from drinking alot of chocolate milk

Have you ever been punched by the opposite sex?
yeah

Have you ever gotten in a drunken fight?
yep, i remember fightin sumthin but not exactly wot, was weird or it could have been a dream lol

What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
this morning?!? feck cant remember, it had sumthin to do wit paddy, i think i poked him or hugged him or sumthin

Who knows you the best?
Paddy

If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?
yes

Did you get a full 8 hours of sleeplast night?
nope

Has a boy/girl put their arm around you in the past five days?
yeh Paddy did,

Would you like to put last night on repeat, and live it forever?
repeat

What was your worst mistake in your life?
a couple of things

Does anyone hate you?
probably, but dont really give a shit

Who was the last person to disappoint you?
cant remember

Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
almost, but hurt my knuckle more than i wrecked the wall

Wheres the weirdest place you've changed clothes?
on the beach standing behind sumone, that was years and years ago when i was in england and in the brownies

Anyone annoying you right now?
nope

Anybody you're looking forward to seeing soon?
hell yeah,

Is there a friend particularly that you miss?
yep

What will you be doing in a half hour?
probably, just cleaning up a bit

Anywhere you'd rather be right now?
nope, dont wanna leave where i am now

Are you going anywhere for the summer?
tryin to get sum work or sumthin

Do you have plans tomorrow?
nope

Do you have plans for this weekend?
head back to letterkenny sunday

Whats a fact about the last person to have their arms around you?
he's a brilliant person to be around and i never wanna leave him ever, dont wanna go away from him

What are your chances of getting with your crush?
dont have a crush

When was the last time you were told you were amazing?
cant remember it was too long ago

Could you go a day without eating?
yeah it aint that hard to

Do you know anyone that smokes weed?
i used to

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a R?
i dont think so

How long does it take you to shower?
15 mins usually

Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
yes, he means a hell of alot to me,

When a friend walks out of your life,

1 edel*wheres my legs? below my knees*
2 Edel*is that natasha?* Me * no its a dude*
3edel *You just told me im pregnant, Im not 9 months yet*
4 Me *I promise not to steal you pillow*
5 Natasha*Im in the naughty chair already and i didnt do anything?*
6 Me*I wonder wot its like to tickle a rabbit*
7 Natasha* i eat stuff for money*
8 Me* do you want me to start laughing*
9 Edel *yawg*
10 Me*can i rub a rollie*
11 Mr*he enjoyed my flapping*
12 Me*its not raining its just very drizzly*
13 Me*i never said i was gonna break you*
14 Me*you knocked my box*
15 Me* i like actively imaginatative*
16 Me *with my luck its probably a lost tribe of pygnmies with blow-guns*
17 Me*I dont get why theres scented toilet roll, its not like your ass can smell it*
18 Me*Star Wars Attack of the chairs*
19 Me*feck i touched it again*
20 Me*Rageamalicious*
21 Me*Stop poking me* Chris *im not the chocolate is*
22 Edel*it travels to the least point of concentration*
23 Me*the lionesses of satan will come and eat you while you nap*
24 Edel*Paddy be afraid be very afraid!! Shes red hot and on fire*
25 Me*My head catches things*
26 Me*dont sexual poke me*
27 Edel*its the best thing i could do with a sofa*
28 Chris*its ovak in the wrong way*
29 Edel* Ibought a sofa for 2 euro on ebay* Natasha*Really?!?* Edel*yes but i had to get rid of it cos it had termites*
30 Me*mines smaller so go away*
31 Me*thanx i nearly drowned in milk*
32 Me*But nothing is everything* Edel*how?*Me*cos it is*
33 Edel*it works if i out a knife in it*
34 edel*if i had i knife i wouldnt need a rape alarm*
35 Edel*that screw is a bit loose* Thats brilliant
36 Claire *you got it working but its a bit low*
37 edel * i dont wanna be raped i just wanna have fun*
38 Natasha*it sounds like a bird on lsd*
39 Edel * so i just have to pull the pin out and squeeze hard*