Elton John has offered his mansion for Jade Goodie's wedding, and Mohammed Al Fayed has offered a free wedding dress....
A queer, a Paki, and a cancer victim!
There has got to be a joke there somewhere!
Well for a start they are all bald!


Have you heard about jade goodys new film? One wedding and a funeral!


Not only does Jade look like an egg, but she'll be in a box by easter too.


Did you hear jade goody is doing panto next year?
Oooooooooo no she's not!


Jade Goody has cancer, and she claims that she is worried that hair loss might ruin her looks. Nice to see she hasn't lost her sense of humour.


Jade was looking great at her wedding. Not a hair out of place.


Jade has been cheered up by one bit of good news today. She got ten quid on eBay for her hairdryer.


If you have the Jade Goody 2009 calendar, could you please check and see if it's got all the months in it? Mine only goes up to March.


Jade has also stated that she is "ready to go to heaven". Looks like cancer isn't going to be the last bad news she hears.


I always knew Jade Goody was a racist but I think becoming a skinhead was a step too far...



When Jade die's she is going to be cremated!!!!
Her ashes are going to be put into little silk bags so everyone at the funeral will have a Goody bag to take home.


Jade Goody has said she hasn't told her kids about her illness as she doesn't want them worrying about the 'C' word. But I'm sure with all the press coverage and kids talking at school, they already know their mum is a cunt.


I hear Jades doing a nude photoshoot for Playboy.
It won't be the first bald cunt we've seen in there.