1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, nobhead?

Copy and paste this into your blog and change the answers to suit you. X the ones you have done and leave the others blank:
[ ]. miss somebody right now.
[ ]. watch more tv than I used to.
[ ]. love olives.
[X]. love sleeping.
[X]. own lots of books/magazines (magazines)
[ ]. wear glasses or contact lenses.
[X]. love to play video games. sometimes
[ ]. I’ve tried marijuana.
[X]. I’ve watched porn movies...

[ ]. have been in a threesome.
[ ]. have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
[X]. I believe honesty is the best policy.....
[ ]. have freckle free skin.
[ ]. like and respect Al Sharpton. (who??)
[ ]. curse frequently.
[X]. have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
[X]. have a hobby.
[X]. been told I have a nice butt.
[ ]. carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
[ ]. never broken anyone else's bones.
[ ]. have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
[ ]. I love rain.
[X]. I’m paranoid at times.
[X]. would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[X]. need money right now.
[ ]. I love sushi.
[ ]. talk really, really fast sometimes.
[ ]. have semi-long hair.
[ ]. have lost money in Las Vegas.
[X]. have at least one brother and/or sister.
[ ]. born in a country outside of the N.Z.
[ ]. shave my legs.
[ ]. have a twin.
[ ]. couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
[ ]. like the way I look.
[ ]. have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months
[ ]. know how to do cornrows.
[ ]. am usually pessimistic.
[X]. have mood swings.
[X]. think prostitution should be illegal.
[X]. think Brittney Spears is pretty/hot.
[ ]. Have cheated on a significant other.
[X]. have a hidden talent. yet to be found...
[ ]. Always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
[ ]. think that I’m popular. ...ya can neva hav too many friends!!
[X]. am currently single.
[ ]. have kissed someone of the same sex
[X]. enjoy talking on the phone.
[ ]. practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
[X]. love to shop.
[ ]. would rather shop than eat.
[X]. would classify myself as ghetto
[ ]. am bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
[ ]. am obsessed with my blog!
[ ]. don’t hate anyone.
[ ]. I’m a pretty good dancer.
[?]. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
[ ]. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mum
[X]. have a cell phone. (mobile)
[ ]. watch MTV on a daily basis.
[X]. have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
[ ]. have never been in a serious relationship before.

[X]. rejected someone before.
[X]. currently have a crush on someone.

[X]. have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[?]. want to have children in the future either adopted/blood related.
[ ]. have changed a diaper before.
[X]. I’ve had the cops called on me before...
[ ]. bite my nails.
[fukn hope not]. I’m not allergic to anything deadly ..


InFo!!
1. Name: Hayden Kubala
2. Nicknames: Haydes, Bala, Kuala, Kababla, Kaboola, Balage, Koo-Hayden, Bula, Kabrent, Kubabarbra, Bounga, Bomb ...etc lol
u get da point
3. Birthday: June 3rd
4. Place of Birth: Dunedin
5. Zodiac Sign: aquarius
6. Male or Female: male
7. Grade: Year 12
8. School: Kavanagh College
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: My parents house
11. MSN Screen Name: Hayden_-666@hotmail.com

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: dark brown
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye color: blue
15. Height: 170cm
16. Braces?: No
17. Glasses?: No
18. Piercings: no
19. Tattoos: No
20. Righty or Lefty: Right
21. Favourite item of clothing?: Osirus shoes
___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Dan
23. First Award: Rugby thing
24. First Sport You Joined: Rugby
25. First pet: rabbit
26. First Real Vacation: Westcoast of North Island
27. First Concert: can't recall
28. First Love: Kate

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: duno so many
30. TV programme: scrubs
31. Color: red
32. Rapper: eminem/The Game
33. Band: Rage Against the Machine
34.