Yvonne Bell

Imperial vodka....never again

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  • Cant hold us down...Cici style-GLENDALOUGH!!!!

    Lil' Kim:
    Check it - Here's something I just can't understand
    If the guy have three girls then he's the man
    He can either give us some head, sex her off
    If the girl do the same, then she's a whore
    But the table's about to turn
    I'll bet my fame on it
    Cats take my ideas and put their name on it
    It's aiight though, you can't hold me down
    I got to keep on movin'
    To all my girls with a man who be tryin to mack
    Do it right back to him and let that be that
    You need to let him know that his game is whack
    And Lil' Kim and Christina Aguilera got your back

    "THATS A RAP!!!!!!!"

    2 Comments 1307 days

  • This is for....well....You know who are!!

    *The Poopie List*
    GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

    CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

    WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

    SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

    POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

    LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

    GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

    DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

    CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

    GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

    SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

    WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

    THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

    THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

    4 Comments 1341 days

  • Tips from the Polar bear....

    LEARN CHINESE IN MINUTES!!!!!

    1.) That's not right................. Sum Ting Wong

    2.) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding?

    3.) See me asap................. Kum Hia Nao

    4.) Stupid man.................. Dum Fuk

    5.) Small horse................. Tai Ni Po Ni

    6.) Did you go to the beach?.............. Wai Yu So Tan?

    7.) I bumped into a coffee table.......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

    8.) I think you need a face lift.......... Chin Tu Fat

    9.) It's very dark in here................ Wai so dim?

    10.) I thought you were on a diet.......... Wai yu Mun Chin?

    11.) this is a toe away zone............... No Pah King

    12.) Our meeting is scheduled for next week....... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

    13.) Staying out of sight.................. Lei Ying Lo

    14.) He's cleaning his automobile................. Wa Shin Ka

    15.) You have B.O....................... Yu Stin Ki Pu

    16.) Great!............................
    . Fa Kin Su Pa

    0 Comments 1360 days

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  • Sinead
    Sinead

    Who are you??!

    xxx

    44 weeks ago
  • Rachel Bell
    Rachel Bell

    im hungry......maybe some spageeeeetti?!

    46 weeks ago
  • Kate Duffy
    Kate Duffy

    vonbomb...tell me you have my cellular?? just got an email from.........PAUL AND GAYLE!!! they wish us a VERY merry christmas and happy new year and they say Lolo is sad without us :( she wont go home without us.....she wont!!! anywho....think freak ray out a bit this morn-ning....will be over tomoro to do the same again! ohh oh and emailed them back and said to tell ruben that we are missing him :( rubbbzzzzz! kisseys xxxxxxxxx

    47 weeks ago
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    CORONA €3.50
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    27-Dec-2008 15:58:37.682

    47 weeks ago
  • BL Rag Week
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    Welcome to Santa's Sessions: The Offical 5 Nights of XXXmas! Endorsed by Santa Claus himself and in aid of the St. Vincent de Paul Society!

    5 Nights of Exam After-Parties starting with:

    MON 15th: BONDI IN THE CITY(Zanzibar) - €2 ALL DRINKS!
    : THE CHRISTMAS CRACKER @ RIOS (over 19s) -€3 DRINKS, CHRISTMAS DRESS & OPEN TILL LATE:)

    TUES 16th: SANTA'S GROTTO @ D2 (over 18s)

    WED 17th: XXXMAS BALL @ D2 (over 19s)
    : SNOW BALL @ BONDI IN THE CITY - €2 ALL DRINKS!


    THURS 18th: XXI THURSDAYS @ XX1
    : NAUGHTY OR NICE?The Official Christmas Bash@ RIO'S


    And finally wrap it up with all your friends with

    FRI 19th: The Mistletoe Ball @ RIOS

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    49 weeks ago
  • Kate Duffy
    Kate Duffy

    next time dont humour my drama.. it just encourages it!

    49 weeks ago
  • Aoife McGoo
    Aoife McGoo

    how was 21 with the kids?? xx

    49 weeks ago
  • CE
    luv CE

    mooooose nd yvonne fo lyffffff

    50 weeks ago
  • Paula Kelly
    luv Paula Kelly

    hope hockey went well. shall be seing you bright and early again 2mrw...TONY is on watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxx

    51 weeks ago
  • Emma Mary O'Callaghan
    luv Emma Mary O'Callaghan

    thanks 4 letting us drink in yo car luv!! hope ya had a greeeaat nite:) cya soon xxxxx

    51 weeks ago
  • Paddy Griffith
    Paddy Griffith

    good dancing!

    51 weeks ago
  • Blanche Hunt Née Linfield
    Blanche Hunt Née Linfield

    im having a derek shepard day

    52 weeks ago
  • Hockey Fouths
    Hockey Fouths

    OMG is kate duffy on your team? omg she's so cool.

    OMG great big picie of her..she makes your bebo so much cooler. I wanted her to be captain.:(

    those bastards have flooded the pitches though :(

    well okay...:(








































































































































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    53 weeks ago