Just some stuff in life in General which make a little bit of Sense:

Behind every successful woman is herself.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

There are two kinds of pedestrians—the quick and the dead.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

When in doubt, shut up.

One man's pet is another man's meat.

My dad says condoms don't work.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Don't believe everything you think.

Five out of four people have problems with mathematics.

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Diarrhea is a hereditary illness. It runs in the family.

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

Everything coming your way? You're in the wrong lane.

I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous.

Nonconformists are all alike.

I didn't go to work today. The little voices in my head told me to stay home and clean my guns.

Gravity's the only thing keeping me here.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Virginity is curable.

Organized people are just to lazy to look for things.

Eat right. Exercise. Die anyway.

Heck is where people go that don't believe in gosh.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Stop animal experimentation. Use lawyers.

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!

Beauty is only a light switch away.

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

God is my favorite fictional character.

Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.

Friends don't let friends line dance.

I drive like lightning. I hit trees.

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.

If you can't say something nice about somebody, then you've come to the right place

Necrophilia is dead.

The male sex drive prevents extinction. The female sex drive prevents overpopulation.

Lead me not into temptation. I know my own way.

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

Saturday has a morning?

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

I'll die for my own sins, thank you.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Sacred cows make great hamburger.

Support D.A.M. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils—people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.

Drugs cause amnesia...and other things I can't remember.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just hilarious.

Consider the following: The ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic was built by professionals.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

That which does not kill me pisses me off.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I think, therefore I'm single.

If it isn't broken, fix it until it is.

Loa Ding the Chinese god of video games and computers.

And also a question that has baffled man for many many years..
Is there life before coffee?

1. Full Name: Nicholas Kyle Phillips
2. Nickname: Twitch
3. Birthday: 08/02
4. Place of Birth: Glangwili
5. Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Year: Finished SCHOOL LOL
8. School: None
9. Occupation: Bum LOL
10. Residence: Here, There, Anywhere
11. Msn Name: Tw!tch HAHA "i wouldn't care if i saw you lying in a gutter bleeding to death." Thats Nice (L) Love Ya Lizz (L)

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Black/Blue/Brown/Faded Purple
13. Hair Length: Long
14. Eye color: Brown in the shade green in the light
15. Style: My Own
16. Height: Short
17. Braces?: Used to
18. Glasses?: No
19. Piercings: Yeah, ear and 2 lip piercings ^_^
20. Tattoos: Yeah, right arm skull and tribal design, and Left, Trivium Tattoo ^_^
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Scott
23. First Award: 3rd place in a bean bag race in yr 3 actually thats my only award!
24. First Sport: Football
25. First pet: Dog called Chewie or maybe it was a goldfish i dunno!
26. First Real Vacation: Canada
27. First Concert: Madness on december 16th it was amazing!!
28. First Love: Heavy Metal!

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Battle Royale 1 and 2 (Japanese) and Nightmare Before Xmas, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Freebird
30. TV programme: Miami ink
31. Color: Black & Red
32. Fav songs: Scars On Broadway - Chemicals, Scar Symmetry - The Kaleidoscopic God, Trivium (All Of Their Songs LOL)
33. Bands: Trivium, Spineshank, Megadeath, The Used, Foo Fighters, Eternal Tears Of Sorrow, System Of A Down, Scar Symmetry, Scars On Broadway, Pendulum, Static-X, Grendel, Dawn Of Ashes, Slipknot, Psyclon 9, Arch Enemy, Nightwish and LOADS more LOL
34. Song Right Now: Scars On Broadway - Chemicals
35. Friends: Cloud, Zoeh, Rob, Marc, Ricky, Scott, Stacey, Ollie and LOADS more LOL (Sorry if u didnt get mentioned but its way too much to write lol)
36. Sweet: Tic Tacs
37. Sport to Play: Sport is a dirty word every time I say it I wash my mouth out with chocolate!.
38. Restuarant: Me?? Restaurant?! ummmm... Mcdonalds?
39. Favorite brand: ummm I Dunno!
40. Store: Oasis
41. School Subject: No School!!!!
42. Musical hero: Matt Heafy, Matt Tuck, Rob Flynn, Corey Beaulieu, Dave Grohl.
43. Book: I read goosebumps like 8 years ago.
44. Magazine: Tattoo
45. Shoes: Big Boots and New Rocks.

___Currently___

46. Feeling: In Quite A Bit Of Pain
47. Single or Taken?: Taken
48. Have a crush: Nope
49. Eating: Nothin
50. Drinking: Nothing
51. Listening To: Scars On Broadway
52. Online?: ummm... how else wud i be doin this?? ¬_¬
53. Talking: No-one
54. Thinking About: Hospital ¬_¬
55. Wanting To: Drink
56. Watching: Fuck All
57. Wearing: All black as Usual.

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: NOT FOR A LOOOOONG TIME
59. Want to be Married?: In A Looong time
60. Careers in Mind: Fuck All now :S
61. Where do you want to live: I'll go where life takes me m8 ^_^
62. Car: A MAZDA RX-8

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: depends on the person blond suits some dark suits others etc, etc.
64. Hair length: Medium - Long.
65. Eye color: Anything but not pure white (Freaky).
66. Measurements: Same height or close at least. Not too thin and not fat.
67. Cute or Sexy: cute
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: My height so umm kinda short. (doesn't need to be though LOL)
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic but spontaneous is fine.
73. Fatty or Skinny: in betweeny.
74. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: caring in a sweet way.
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: hesitant one
My Own Extra Part: SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T FUCKING BETRAY ME
___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yes.
79. Had Alcohol: Yes.
80. Smoked: No.
81. Ran Away From Home: Thought about it.
82. Broken a bone: Yes.
83. Got an X-ray: Yes one

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and
change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't fuckin eatit?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they? I wonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do
that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus
come If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

10. The French