hmmmm...

needing exictment lately it's all .... same old same old.

need to shop, need to feel different, mabye cut my hair .... short? ugh...

any ideas?

MUSKRAT Dec 22-Jan 19: You are always saving junk and dragging things around the yard. You are basically a pack rat. There has never been a tidy Muskrat from your Band. You should quit stealing other people's garbage.

* PTARMIGAN Jan. 20- Feb. 18: You haven't the foggiest idea who you are and you've stayed stupid for too long. You are a natural liar. On the other hand, you are compelled to the dinner table where, you make loud sucking noises, as you devour the last six pork chops. Everyone thinks your Indian name should be Pork Chop. You should stop going to bingo.

* WEASEL Feb. 19- Mar. 20: You have no imagination and you always think INAC or Social Services are following you. You have influence over welfare administrators and friends think you're a weasel. You lack perseverance and are generally a chicken yet possess exceptional dancing skills. You should wear moccasins.

* OWL Mar. 21- Apr. 19: You are an old stiff and this is reflected in everything you do. You are always whining over nothing and think everyone is out to rob you of something. You should start using Sweet Grass and start being the one on top.

* WOLVERINE Apr. 20- May 20: You like to work like hell and you are a genuine Jack of all trades. Most people think you are just getting in their way. You are stubborn and persistent. You should get on welfare immediately and quit passing out after you’re done.

* WOLF May 20-June 21: You are very intelligent on your feet but lose all credibility when drunk. People like you because you know how where to get a bootleg at 3 in the morning. This means you're a con artist. Wolves are notorious for their flirting and pimping. You should stop drinking on weekdays.

* LYNX June 22- July 22: You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples' problems. Friends think you are a sponge and you are always misplacing your Sweet Grass. That is why you will always drive a Ford and have a mate who fools around. You should give up your driver's license since it expired 2 years ago anyways.

* BEAR July 23 - Aug. 22: You consider yourself a warrior; others think you're a macho egotistical creature of habit. Most Bears like to pick on little people. You have no ambition and will forever live in your mind. Bear people are scared of the cops but yet always walk out of the bar with a drink in their hand after closing. You should start playing bingo.

* TROUT Aug. 23- Sept. 22: You like to have things in perfect order and will nit pick all day. Your sex life has become well known, due to your meticulous nature. Friends think you're an example of institutionalization and would make a model inmate. You need to buy more underwear.

* FOX Sept. 23- Oct. 23: You want to learn how to make bannock but don't have the time. You want to live the traditional way of life, but would go crazy if you missed an episode of your favorite TV soap. Chances for employment are nil and you'll have to do bead work for the rest of your life. You should start learning how to sew.

* CARIBOU Oct. 24- Nov. 21: You are a shrewd and conniving. Your land claim cannot be settled because you also want them to throw in others. Your work ethics defy logic but this stems from the fact that you know everything. Most Caribous have thick, moppy hair, yet they don't need to shave. Never work for the Band because relatives will always ask for money.

* MOOSE Nov. 22- Dec. 21: You are extremely optimistic and have the tendency to rely on Indian Medicine. The majority of Moose carry little bundles of leather and will do weird things suddenly. You should take Centrum Multivitamins, fast once a week, quit the hard stuff and start Drumming (if you're a He) or start Tanning (if you're a She).

Oh! what foes....
the wandering eye and lusting heart... oh....
if the lust be in one's heart
the heart's true love cowaring deep within
so why let the mind yearn for more, why does the heart let it so
there it aches, the body aches, touch me, oh please...
releave this body, try satisfy the itch so it never returns

Oh! the itch! how it burns deep within this body
if only the eyes could stay closed, if the temptation was not so clear
there the temptation standing so close, not but a breath away
Oh! the agony, holding back, pulling back.... must stop

Oh! what foes!
A moment of pleasure, a moment too long

to be continued