Stuff that happened in Paris that was funny:

Where do I start? Hmm...

On the way to Dover... We kept calling out "Nick!!" to Nick Whitby and he kept looking behind to see who was calling his name but we had already ducked, by the end of the journey he just stopped lookin round.
On the ferry me Vicky and Lee were sitting there at a table and there was this group of foreign people on the table next to us and Lee decided to search for people on bluetooth and there was someone with the name..."BLACK BUSH" and we thort it was funny and one of the foreign people goes..."Im black bush" and we were all laughing. And then,,, I was looking through Vicky's phone and she seemed quite worried about this, so i looked through every photo album she had and i found a picture on there that Vicky did not want me to see! I won't say what was in the picture, so obviously i sent the picture to Lee as it was of a certain boy and they wouldnt want the picture to be seen, and he sent it to BLACK BUSH via bluetooth
Then Vicky couldn't grasp the concept of boys having to "Re-Adjust". Finally she did understand and realised that, she had to re-adjust aswell, making me and Vicky "Re-Adjusting Buddys "
We got to Paris and we were just driving along this road and someone stalled their car on the roundabout, which was quite funny,,, and guess who it was Tasha!!.... A WOMAN!!
People were taking pictures of things and i decided to take a picture of these two french people in suits and they saw me taking a picture of them and one of them started walkin towards the coach and i thort he was going to shoot me for taking a picture of him. After that Chris Collier had his chelsea hat on and Lee had the clever idea of throwing Chris' hat across the coach. So i started filming and he just picked it up and lobbed it down the stairs next to the coach toilet lmao, it was so funny, he was really annoyed.
As soon as we got to Paris we went to the Eiffel Tower, we took some pictures and prepared to get our tickets and go up. While Me Vicky and Lee were walking towards the entrance and this Albanian, Bosnian... Fuck knows what she was come up to me... Anyway... She had this piece of paper, (laminated, may i add so she can't have been that much of a pikey) and this note said something like..."my father is dying of lukeimia in my home country, please give me some money to send home to him" so i laughed and Vicky tried to pull me away from her, the nice gentleman that i am went into my pocket and pulled out...10p.. Aren't I nice Then Vicky pulled me away from her. We were waiting in the queue for the Eiffel Tower and this man, who wouldn't look out of place in a rainforest came up to me and started trying to sell me some shitty statue and shouting all these prices, so i got scared and walked away from him We then went up the Eiffel Tower... It was quality. The views and everything. The funniest thing up there was a man in a wheelchair biting his shoulder
And then... we were getting in the lift to go down the tower and this dirty arabians tried to get in the lift and mr tarbet was shouting at them...."ATTENDRE ATTENDRE!!!" lmao it was sooo funny. and in the end the dirty aftabs got in our lift and Lee was fuming lol he was calling them names and stuff and it was so funny! Telling them to go back to their own country even tho we weren't even in our own country! And shouting to them that they are twats, he nearly spat on them.

Right... At the hotel on the first night....
We put our bags in the room and bagsy'd the beds, i had to sleep on the floor
So when George went out the room i carefully picked up his stuff and put it on the floor. George come back in and he wasn't happy, we then found out that george would have a bed, it pulled out from under Lee's bed, George went out the room again and me and Lee decided to put his bed in the bath, so we picked it up but as we were walking towards the bathroom to put his bed in the bath he came b

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P.S . . .

Q: Have you ever kissed 6?:
Sammy: A couple of times.. foot, business studies book, hand i think

Q. Whats your least favourite thing about number 12?
Nathan: Erm Erm Erm I can't think of anything.

Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
Charlotte P: Matress Surfing lol that was fun

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
Vicky: Monday In form

Q: Is number 8 pretty?
Hannah: Yep shes pretty

Q: What was your first impression of number 7?
Amelia: Can't remember.

Q. What do you like most about number 14?
George: Erm erm erm.. hes likes erm.. he is good at erm.. hes very erm... Nothing really lol

Q: How did you meet 3?
Lee: Primary school

Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
Nathan: Yeh probly me if i keep trying to fiddle with his titties lol

Q: Is 11 your best friend?
Jack: Erm not really

Q. How long have you known number 13?
Sophie S: Probly about 2 years.

Q: Have you seen 2 naked?
Tasha W: No I haven't seen Tasha naked lol

Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
Daisy: No she doesn't

Q: What is the last thing you did with 6?
Sammyo: Went to the prom with her today, it was really funny

Q. If you could give anything to number 15 what would it be?
Robyn: Erm a car!

Q. Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
Tasha and Natalie: Beautiful couple lol

Q. If number 5 was a crayon, what colour would s/he be?
Daisy: Erm black i think... she always calls me black so she must like that colour lol

Q: Have you ever been to 3's house?
Lee: Nope

Q: When's the next time you'll see 5?
Daisy: Monday in form! or maybe on webcam today or tomoz lol

Q: Are you real close to 1?
Darren: Quite close but not in a poofy way

Q: Have you ever kissed 2?
Tasha: Nope

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
Hannah: Erm don't think so

Q. Whats number 13 house like?
Sophie S: Havn't seen it

Q: Have you ever been angry with 12?
Nathan: No1 could be angry with Nathan

Q: Would you ever make a move on no.10!?
Natalie P: No

Q .Wat do you and number 4 talk about the most?
Vicky: We just talk about everything really!

Q: Do you ever talk to 9?
Charlotte: Yep

Q: Who in ur top 16 are you most attracted to?
Hmm... I'm not telling you that lol There are lots of pretty girls in my top 16