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- I like my women how I like my Whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
- Me, Myself, and I
- "Growing up, I dont know how many times I heard this? 'You are what you eat.' fuck that shit. If that were true, Id be a cow. Yeah, a big fucking cow with an oatmeal tail, yams for horns, and eggs for hooves. What a fucking sight that would be."
- The Other Half Of Me
- I stole a group of christmas carolers and I'm going to take over the Classical Industrial Cannibal Jazz genre with them under the new name of The Satanic Cock Gobblers. I like a bit of everything else as well I guess.
- Porn... Thats right.... Hardcore, motherfuckin, anus ripping, ultraviolence, cock tearing, no lube, friction burning, ass slapping, rampant fisting, monstrous sex toys and as much of noahs ark as you can fit in the God damn room Porn.
- Heavy things, violence and vigorous homosex
- Scared Of
- John Candy faked his death and is now hunting me...
- Happiest When
- Masturbating to Tots TV... What you looking at me like that for, .... the kinky little bastards even have a donkey for crying out loud... little sluts.
- Got one of those messenger things only add me if i know you or you will suffer a very painful life... oh yeah firstname.lastname@example.org
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Thats right motherfuckers I owned the one and only Chuck Norris. Hes a little bitch. Though I took pity on him after he gave me those puppy dog eyes... Hes such a sweetie pie. Speaking of pie........
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said mr pigeon
and the hat seller got angry
and kicked thomas
and thomas swallowed mr. pigeon
oh no thot thomas
i just ate mr. pigeon
where will i buy my butter from now
fortunatly a stout piglet drenched in honey came round the corner
thomas asked the piglet if he had any butter
the piglet replied
no but i do have this scarf
thomas licked the scarf
it tasted of honey
so he slapped the piglet
and called him a foul name
the piglet cried and ran away
pat came round the corner carrying a small ornamental ox
the ox warned pat that thomas was a bad lad
so pat threw the ox at thomas
and there was butter inside the ox
so thomas took it and smeared it on the hat seller
the hat seller thanked him and went on his way
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Which Greek God are you?
After dividing creation into thirds between brothers, Hades was
made the Lord of the Underworld, ruling over the dead. He is an
extremely greedy god, who is greatly concerned with increasing
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