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Bear

I raped a cat and I liked it.

4/4/09 | me too! | Reply

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  • Male, 23, Luv 57
  • from Glasgow
  • I am Single
  • Profile views: 3,398
  • Last active: 11/16/12
  • www.bebo.com/TheBear2174

About Me

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I like my women how I like my Whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Me, Myself, and I
"Growing up, I dont know how many times I heard this? 'You are what you eat.' fuck that shit. If that were true, Id be a cow. Yeah, a big fucking cow with an oatmeal tail, yams for horns, and eggs for hooves. What a fucking sight that would be."
The Other Half Of Me
Bobby D

Bobby D

Worst Cunt

Music
I stole a group of christmas carolers and I'm going to take over the Classical Industrial Cannibal Jazz genre with them under the new name of The Satanic Cock Gobblers. I like a bit of everything else as well I guess.
Films
Porn... Thats right.... Hardcore, motherfuckin, anus ripping, ultraviolence, cock tearing, no lube, friction burning, ass slapping, rampant fisting, monstrous sex toys and as much of noahs ark as you can fit in the God damn room Porn.
Sports
Heavy things, violence and vigorous homosex
Scared Of
John Candy faked his death and is now hunting me...
Happiest When
Masturbating to Tots TV... What you looking at me like that for, .... the kinky little bastards even have a donkey for crying out loud... little sluts.
MSN
Got one of those messenger things only add me if i know you or you will suffer a very painful life... oh yeah thebear217@yahoo.com

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  • How gay is rowing.

    1. Very it involves lycra and sweat
    2. gay
    3. a bit but hey you'll get over it
    4. it aint
    5. its as manly as semen in a man size tissue

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  • So the greatest story ever

    1. A cracking read
    2. S'alrite
    3. A bit crap
    4. Where the fuck did you find this?

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  • How sexy are wombats

    1. I cum when i see them coming.
    2. Fluffy little balls of sex.
    3. Only if its kinky.
    4. No it's back legs dont even work properly their all gimpy and shit
    5. This is perverse I'm alerting the authorities.

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  • Yup just you look at that flash box!!!!

    Thats right motherfuckers I owned the one and only Chuck Norris. Hes a little bitch. Though I took pity on him after he gave me those puppy dog eyes... Hes such a sweetie pie. Speaking of pie........

    1 Comment 317 weeks

  • The Greatest Story Ever


    coo

    said mr pigeon

    and the hat seller got angry

    and kicked thomas

    and thomas swallowed mr. pigeon

    oh no thot thomas

    i just ate mr. pigeon

    where will i buy my butter from now

    fortunatly a stout piglet drenched in honey came round the corner

    thomas asked the piglet if he had any butter

    the piglet replied

    no but i do have this scarf

    thomas licked the scarf

    it tasted of honey

    so he slapped the piglet

    and called him a foul name

    the piglet cried and ran away

    after this

    pat came round the corner carrying a small ornamental ox

    the ox warned pat that thomas was a bad lad

    so pat threw the ox at thomas

    and there was butter inside the ox

    so thomas took it and smeared it on the hat seller

    the hat seller thanked him and went on his way

    the end

    1 Comment 334 weeks

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Which Greek God are you?

Hades

He is the son of Cronus and Rhea, and the brother Zeus and Poseidon.
After dividing creation into thirds between brothers, Hades was
made the Lord of the Underworld, ruling over the dead. He is an
extremely greedy god, who is greatly concerned with increasing
his minions.

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    Bobby D

    a badger with a troubled past who has nothing left to lose

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    Jonathan B

    LIKE HAVING SEX WITH A TRACTOR TRAILER IN A PARKING LOT!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0...

    6/19/09
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    Mate, found a drawing of your fanny in ma chem notes the other week. It looks tasty even on paper!

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  • Bobby D
    Bobby D

    if i were going to delete anything it wud have bn ur picture u goon, u must not have posted ur comment u epic failure

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    Bobby D

    u r truly a terrible person

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    luv Bobby D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh... you have probably seen it, u may hav even already shown me it, i just find it rly funny like ur face

    5/7/09
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    Bobby D

    heres la roux with "i shat my pants"

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    Bobby D

    me lamo by the way shmamanoo

    4/24/09
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    John Niblock

    ............see, that's the repulsion I talked about. YOU SICK FUCK. Funny tho :L

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    luv John Niblock

    You repulse me........fancy a bit??

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    4/19/09
  • Bobby D
    Bobby D

    i watched ur "vid" not rly up to ur usual standards of comic genius "vids" ft pikachu, bring back adventure time

    4/6/09
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  • Jonathan B
    luv Jonathan B

    I've decided your like the atomic boo from super mario bros. If someone faces u they should be fine...but as soon as they turn their back on u...uh oh time

    4/2/09