Before I die I want to:

1. Jump through a wall and leave a hole in the shape of myself.

2. Build an Ark and escape a flood.

3. Do that cartoon thing where you run on the spot for a few seconds and then dash off in a cloud of smoke.

4. Get in a cartoon fight with someone where all you can see is a ball of dust and fists flying everywhere.

5. Start a religion.

6. Run for president, and if I lose, say "It was rigged I tells ya! Rigged!!", and if I win, say "Fools.... FOOOOLS!!! MWAHAHAHA!".

7. Think of more life goals.

8. Run through a town in the middle of the night ringing a bell and screaming "The British are coming!! The British are coming!!"

9. Do that cartoon thing where you run off a cliff but don't realise it, and your just floating there til you look down, then you look back up and say "Uh oh.." and then you fall.

10. If something bad is happening, say "I'll save you!" and run and get changed into a superman costume in a phone box.

11. Find a sitiuation to say "Jesus Christ, Murphy...".

12. Invent the new musical note, Q.

13. Figure out the meaning of life and then write a book about it and sell it for a million euro each!!!

14. Overthrow the Irish government by force and then rename the country "Bananaville".

15. Become a taxi driver and wear black glasses and pretend to be blind.

16. Bring a dog to the musical Cats and throw him up on stage.

17. Get a studio audience to follow me around and laugh at my jokes and applaud when I enter the room.

18. Dress up and talk like a 1930's New Yorker for a day.

19. Build a house in Kansas and wait til a hurricane comes and then see where I end up.

20. Find a situation to say "Thats the end of that chapter..." and then throw a scarf over my shoulder,

Damn straight.

Some random dyke stealing my sunglasses!! SHE STOLE MY SUNGLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hogie: "I'll kill your whole family!! I'll kill your dog! I'll kill your dog walker! I'll kill your cat walker! I'll kill your Polish maid!! I'll kill all the Polish people!!"

Hogies dog jumping head first into the door at 8 in the morning!

Me and Richie trying to find a place to sleep in Hogies! Hauling a matress up and down the house

I decree that decrees are full of decreeness.

Also... noonoo and nana apply in this situation when bananas are involved.
I would also like to take this time to say 7 and I am in love with a mexican penguin named Antonio.
He understands me.
That is all.

Or is it??
I can't remember! Well it all started in that dearest CADA. Oh that CADA is a dear!
The End.

Yours In Decreeness,
2 Random Gobshites,

Richard O' Gorman
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Sean McKeown


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