1 • we have ABSOLUTELY no idea where our bag is & for some reason, that’s ok

2 • we believe that dancing with our arms overhead & wiggling our asses, while yelling WOO HO is truly the sexiest dance move around...an u know we all do it!

3 • we`ve suddenly decided that we want to kick someone`s ass & we honestly believe we could do it too

4 • in our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out at, just 4 hours ago

5 • we drop our 3am skanky turkish delight on the floor... PICK IT Up, & continue eating it like its nobody`s business

6 • we start crying & declare to everyone we see, including people we barely know that we love them SOOOO MUCH Ohh amy that be danni v?

7 • we get extremely excited & jump up and down every time a new song comes on because OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG! Zoe u know thast how we do!!

8 • we`re suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom…& so is the geek next to us

9 • we don`t see anything wrong with making out with, (or grinding!) poofs (oh danni again), CO-WORKERs, clients (ooops! hu may that be?) and in general complete wankers!

10 • we have the urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar, & start to sing or dance, it becomes strangely overwhelming to us!!

11 • our eyes just won`t seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed & think it looks INCREDIBLY sexy...!

12 • we`ve suddenly taken up smoking & we believe we`re really good at it…once again...Danni, but soo amusing!!

13 • we yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us just coke, but that`s just because we can no longer taste the alcohol! U know!!

14 • we think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the floor, or like the mop, oh dear!!

15 • we start every conversation with a slurred,
"I’m not being funny but…"

16 • we fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it…ewww, can honestly say never happened before... at least i dont think!!

17 • our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves!!

18 • we are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing & take a quick nap!!!

19 • we begin leaving the buttons open & our zips down on our jeans to cut down on the time we`re in the bathroom, away from our drink, too many times!!

20 • we take our shoes off because
a) they`re ridiculously impractical but so beautiful (so true)
b) we believe its the shoes` fault that we can`t walk straight (again, so true!)

21 • No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who said what or who went home with whoever else…we ALWAYS call each other the next day!!!

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I love cosmopolitans, duvet days, TOPSHOP, YSL, American style cookies, fashion, Champagne, spending a night looking at old photos, going out dancing, all saints, leopard and floral print, my birthday, Vera Wang, holidays, pools, the sun, a good coffee kick to start the mornings, Escada, Covent garden soups, vodka martinis, days off and big lye ins, my Uggs, Russel Brand, beautiful wine bars, finding clothes you forgot you had, Apple tea, heels I love to dress up. I love shoes and I love love love Ben and jerry’s cookie dough ice cream, nandos and krispy kremes

I hate Rain (the one that’s so fine that gets u soaked is so silly and should be banned), wind, loosing my keys, when my hair is flat, early mornings, TRAINS! Paris Hilton, loosing money, chavs (they should all be permanently removed from the earth) when my phone bills is stupidly high, and being made to dance to bad music

My bed is my most favourite place in the world (I couldn’t sleep without 4 pillows)

My dream car is an Aston Martin

I couldn’t live with out my family, my mom, my girls and my Leeness (my new roomie)!

What do I do best? Dress, Pose, Pout and Strut!!