-You know the price of nankangs off the top of your head...

-You pass a cross roads during the day and know you will be back later haha ....

-You know who Sheamy in monaghan is.......

-All your family, friends, pets ect know your coming because of the bop off your janspeed.....

-When ya know your chassis no. off by heart from ordering parts.....

-When you wash your cam more than you wash yourself....

-When everyone else hates when it rains and i smile lol....

-When u go to put something in da boot an remember ya cant cause uve 2 spare wheels and a trolly jack in there...

-When ya see another coupe ya wave an flash as if ya know them....

-When you think talking about cams to girls will actually impress them....

-When everyone is bragging bout their 300bhp turbo yoks doing serious rings and and your yok is only 124bhp standard and does the best circles of all!...

-When randomers flash ya cause your driving a cam!...

-When your driving through town and loads of students are drunk and yellin bapp bapp at ya and screamin at ya to do rings!...

-When your left arms sore from reachin over to wind down the window, cause someone wants to ask are you goin burning tonight...

-When you go to the local supermarket to get milk and tea, and leave the car park with 10 civics following you home...

-When u see a suspicious D reg avensis in ur mirror....so u so u only step it a small bit ...

-When the local guards know you by name...

-When you talk about Twin Cams so much ya have 5 of your mates determined ta buy one..

-When your travellin somewhere wit yer old pair and ya see rings on the road and laugh,and straight away they turn round and say"was that you?is it any wonder ya have no money"...

-When the woman says "lets go somewhere romantic in the car and make me dizzy" , and youre loved up with the notion of a run to the local industrial estate for a few 'circles' ...

-When your aul boys has u by the throat because the neighbours are constantly on the phone complaining!!...

-When your sittin at a t junction waitin to pull out and a car comes rushing up behind u, and it ends up to be one of your neighbours, and he jumps out and runs up to the side window and beats the fuckin shite out of u!!....

-Your girlfriend looks at your phone and says "why do i have a nice picture of you on the front of my phone but you have a picture of your twincam on the front of yours???" ...

-When your father goes mad at u for doin hoops at de bottom of your lane but he really be's thinkin to himself how de fuck did he get around der..

A- your a damn good kisser
B- good all around person
C- you're wild and crazy
D- You have one of the best personalities ever
E- you have a nice ass
F- People totally adore you
G- You never let people tell you what to do.
H- You have a very good attitude and u got booty
I- Love someone
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L- You are beautiful
M- success comes easily to you.
N- You are the sexiest motherf*cker alive
O- You are one of the best in bed.
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- Your an amazing dancer
S- very good friend
T- You're loyal to your friends
U- You are really chilld.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do
Y- You are the best b/f, g/f anyone could ever ask for
Z- You like it in the butt VERY VERY HARD.Your Name


K- You like to try new things
A- your a damn good kisser
Y- You are the best b/f, g/f anyone could ever ask for
L- You are beautiful
E- you have a nice ass
I- Love someone
G- You never let people tell you what to do.
H- You have a very good attitude and u got booty!!!

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone:
Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
bedding Department.
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
09. Look right into the security
camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
through,
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
again!!!"
And last but not least:
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here