Dunja Lugaric
-
Kobieta, 22,
21
- z Zagreb, Croatia
- Wyświetlenia: 3 684
- Ostatnio online: 21 tygodni temu
- bebo.gazeta.pl/Dungunjah
zamknij O mnie
- Music
- bah! anything is good as long as i have fun ppl around me and my hips can move =)
- Films
- Breakfast at Tiffany's, Pulp Fiction, Basic Instinct, 9 1/2 weeks, IT(The clown), Working woman, Snatch, Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, ...
- Sports
- heavy lifting bottles of vodka and wine
- Scared Of
- spiders, strange & stinky ppl, snakes and everything that has more than 4 legs
- Happiest When
- doing forbidden things
- Quote of the moment
- Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars.
Les Brown
zamknij Blog
-
DATING RITUALS
WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?
0 komentarzy 1115 dni
-
Euro - English
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
0 komentarzy 1124 dni
zamknij Tablica
zamknij Zdjęcia
-
Austria&Croatia
(12)
-
Celebrity look-alike
(18)
-
DIT FASHION SHOW
(29)
-
DIT designer contest
(13)
-
DIT fashion show after party
(11)
-
Girls,girls,girls...
(20)
-
HOT STUFF
(5)
-
Krystle staff party
(13)
-
Last night out-Dublin 2007
(10)
-
London
(11)
-
Luka visiting
(43)
-
Party's- Dublin
(10)
-
Summer 2008
(30)
zamknij Komentarze
-
Paul Mc Cormack57 tygodni temuWould you ever check your bebo mailll.... hehehe
-
58 tygodni temu przez Komórka
Terrie Pond
hi whats going on babe!? I'm so hot and horny on cam right now, let me show you what i can do for you! hit me up on msn messenger: portraituredkwr@hotmail.com muah
-
63 tygodnie temu
Siobhan Connor
hey how are u! im home for good now! back in DIT end of the month!! i met barns at spy nightclub on wednesday...was telling me he knows u (i know him from DIT SKI club!) small world eh!!
-
Paul Mc Cormack67 tygodni temuWEll ho whats the craic.. im having a great time here in Brazil. Best time so far in my life.. Well until I get to Spain.
See ya soon.
lots of love..
Paul
oooxxxxxx -
Mr Hotspots69 tygodni temuHotspots.ie and D Two Bar Proudly Present...
The Counterfeit BLUES BROTHERS LIVE at D Two Bar
This Sunday 3rd August 2008 from 8pm
The only place to Party this Bank Holiday Weekend
Guestlist to info@hotspots.ie
833 -
Afterdarkie Afterdarkie76 tygodni temuHi all, just a quick one. Afterdark.ie has two girls in the Miss Universe Ireland competition on Sunday night. Its going live on TV3 at 9 o clock. Its a text vote, will you please vote for Miss Afterdark.ie (Julie Kavanagh) and Miss University (Kerri Ingram-Walpole), give us your support!!! Thanks so much!!!!!!!
275 -
Mr Hotspots76 tygodni temuSupport our Gorgeous Miss Hotspots.ie Leah O'Reilly in this Years Miss Universe Ireland Final
Simply Text 'Miss 5' to 53131
Tune in from 9pm this Sunday 8th June for the Final Live on TV3.
Thanks so much for all your support...
769 -
Paul Mc Cormack78 tygodni temuCoffe and lunch at the weekend.. talk soon paul xxxxxxxxx
-
Mr Hotspots78 tygodni temuHotspots.ie June Bank Holiday Madness...
Friday 30th May 2008..
Dublin's Biggest Afterwork Party @ Dandelion Cafe Bar from 5pm
Great Music, Complimentary Nibbles... Bud Light Buckets for E20 and 2 for 1 Dandelion Cocktails
Book your VVIP Table now on 01-4760870 or email bookings@welovedandelion.com
Sunday 1st June 2008..
Bank Holiday Sunday 1st June 2008..
Dublin's Biggest Bank Holiday Sunday for the Ultimate 70's Fancy Dress Party!
Boogie Nights will be performing LIVE playing all your 70's favourites from 8pm!
For more info email info@hotspots.ie... See you at D Two this Sunday...
751 -
Jill Macken80 tygodni temuhey arling
ows u..? lukn fab in the evenin h...!
im in the middle of exams at the mo but as soon as im finito were meetn up-rite...? xxxx
-
80 tygodni temu
Paul Mc Cormack
Yeah wednesday should be good, he he sorry i cant text back from ya im blocked i didnt pay my bill. but i can still recieve texts and calls and stuff just cant send them. ha ha
what did you and sabrina get up to over the weekend.. :-) -
Ashley C80 tygodni temuYep. How did your night end up?
-
Paul Mc Cormack81 tygodni temuhey whats up... lunch next week before the exams start.. ahhh
-
Afterdarkie Afterdarkie82 tygodnie temuJust announced the Miss University 2008 Final!!!!!
ZANZIBAR Thursday the 1st of May. Doors 9pm, 7euro with flyer or 10 euro without!! Our 20 finalists will be battling it out for the first ever Miss University Crown so make sure your there to support your college whether you're still in college or not!! The crowd will have a vote on the night to get a girl into the Top Eight!!!! Drinks Promotions on the Night are Hogg Bombs, Pints of Fosters, Carlton Cold Beer and VK Ice all 3 euro all night with a Sex on the Beach 5euro!!!!!!!!
262 -
Paul Mc Cormack82 tygodnie temuSame here mad busy with exams and shit .. cant wait for them to be over,,,
Im good a little stressed but we all have to deal with it I suppose he he
ya heading out the weekend>?? -
Paul Mc Cormack83 tygodnie temuhey whts up.. how are ya... my phone is on the blick ... UHHH
whats up any news for me.. we have to catch up for a few beers and stuff next week or lucnh at the weekend...
tell Sabrina I said hi




















HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jill Macken 0 odpowiedzi