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Your A Towel
Me, Myself, and I
If it squirms its biology, if it stinks its chemistry, if it doesnt work its physics and if you cant understand it, its maths!

What happens if ya put dettol in yakult..... ya had ta be there

i was playin solitaire with tarot cards last night... 5 guys got killed!

my uncle was a wierd fellow...false legs...........real feet!

I won't rest till the last rabbit left is the one sitting in your head working the controls!!!


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Q. Whats the most difficult part of rollerblading??
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at d mo tiesto(legend), klubbheads, starsplash, warp bros, wigan pier, accuface, bytes bros, krid kid, T-Scanner, mindcontrollers, djvirus, abject, pulsedriver, paul van dyk, darude, dj jurgen, dj dean, mc daz, darren styles, marco v, mauro picotto, marcel woods, sy and unknown, dave mccullen, kb project, eminem, the game, 50 cent, dre!!
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most comedys, matrix trilogy, black hawk down, saving private ryan, enemy at the gates, gothica, 28 days later, oceans 11, oceans 12, both saws, butterfly effect, the long weekend, lucky number sleven(fuckin class), get rich or die tryin, revolver, dats all dat comes to mind at d mo!
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United til i die!!!!!! Munster & Ireland rugby!
Scared Of
curbs...
Happiest When
lisnin 2 music, playin poker, out n a bender wit d lads. (doin da three together has ended in disaster but good craic anyway!)
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"Work is such a fascinating thing that i could spend hours watching other people do it"
J.K. Jerome
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"Micky on yer neeeck, micky on yer neee-eeck"
Jason Byrne about his son(if you dont know dont ask and i wont lie to you)
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"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent, leave that to me" Eminem
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"Only idiots know the answer to every question" duno
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Elaine Mullins

Elaine Mullins

that was above the belt...

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      Typically Aquarians have misshapen genitals. Mothers deliberately try to avoid having babies under this sign. And as your ruling planet is Uranus, let's face it, you don't stand a chance.


      PISCES
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      Things haven't been going well for you in recent times. Well, sorry to have to tell you this, but there's worse to come. For your own sake, stay away from traffic and don't eat seafood when there's a 'd' in the day.


      ARIES
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      Your ruling planet mars has it in for you this week. Don't leave the house. In fact... if I'm honest, it's going to get you sooner or later so you may as well know you won't be enjoying a long life.


      TAURUS
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      GEMINI
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      Geminis are changeable by nature. I call that two faced. Is it any wonder no one returns your calls? You should be glad your a duel sign as it's the only relationship you'll ever be part of.


      CANCER
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      Did you know, that statistically Cancereans are 95% more likely than any other sign to have crabs? Don't be surprised if people run a mile when they hear what sign you are.


      LEO
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      With the Sun as your ruling planet, you're supposed to be passionate, fiery and courageous. What a shame no one likes you enough to ever find out if any of that shite is actually true about you.


      VIRGO
      The Virgin
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      Virgos are repellent to the opposite sex. there are very few exceptions to this rule and you are not one of them. That is why people always laugh when they hear the virgin sign. Because it is clear to everyone that you are one.


      LIBRA
      The Scales
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      Librans are supposed to be charming, kind and gentle natured. So what the Hell happened to you, you cold hearted bastard?


      SCORPIO
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      You're gay. everyone knows it and you're fooling no one. Stop pretending it isn't true, leave the rest of us decent folk alone and go sign up for Mardi Gras.


      SAGITTARIUS
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      CAPRICORN
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      4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.


      5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really
      dying for you to telephone them at 4am.


      6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to
      your pants.


      7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with
      members of the opposite sex.


      8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.


      9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see
      something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).


      10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on
      the forehead.


      11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
      handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named BO.


      12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.


      13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.


      14. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum,
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      15. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

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    • Elaine Mullins
      Elaine Mullins

      tut tut you are so unloved darling! here's a comment to brighten up your day :) i love you xx

      27 weeks ago
    • Laura Mullins
      Laura Mullins

      Rugby ball head ya mean, hope elaine gets on ok at training!!!!

      32 weeks ago
    • Laura Mullins
      Laura Mullins

      why doesn't anybody talk to you on this??? not even elaine.........thats bad form!!!!

      32 weeks ago
    • Ella Munday
      Ella Munday

      yeah seriously like i thought i neglected my page but u took so long i 4got i even sent u a msg!!i'm bein creeped out by ducks ryt now,deyr sleepin outside my backdoor an dey hav freaky white eyelids,dont like it.

      37 weeks ago
    • Laura Mullins
      Laura Mullins

      ha yes she is, congrats on the placement, don't work too hard :L

      37 weeks ago
    • Laura Mullins
      Laura Mullins

      HELLO!!! On orders by your girlfriend i was told to say hi to you myself instead of through her :L :L :L

      37 weeks ago
    • Ella Munday
      Ella Munday

      hey hows things wit u?

      40 weeks ago
    • Laura Mullins
      Laura Mullins

      Happy birthday..........have a good night!!! :D

      42 weeks ago
    • Niamh Deasy
      Niamh Deasy

      hav u any friends t bebo u atall??? aw shucks......
      send me ur number fool!! :D

      51 weeks ago
    • Denis Cronin
      Denis Cronin

      ya so that stuff thing...hows that goin?...

      56 weeks ago
    • Elaine Mullins
      luv Elaine Mullins

      Thought id comment you seein as its been 5 WEEKS since you last got one :L
      Love you :D :D :D
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      57 weeks ago
    • Elaine Mullins
      luv Elaine Mullins

      MWAH xx

      62 weeks ago
    • Elaine Mullins
      luv Elaine Mullins

      Thankies ;)

      64 weeks ago
    • Lizzy H
      Lizzy H

      yeah i decided ta steal it off him...it suits me better?
      u av herpes?? i wudn brag bou dat lol!!!
      i cudn b bothered wit college so i had d perfect excuse wen i realised i was preg!!
      do u talk to d old gang nemore?

      65 weeks ago
    • Maurice Mullany
      Maurice Mullany

      ya cant wait to go back to be honest.. Im sick of fuckin workin.. How did the repeats go??

      65 weeks ago
    • Niamh Deasy
      Niamh Deasy

      good job....i think

      65 weeks ago
    • Lizzy H
      Lizzy H

      im good!!!
      as u can prob see i have a lil boy now!!!
      wat y adoin with urself neway?

      65 weeks ago
    • Niamh Deasy
      Niamh Deasy

      so ya managed t get off d couch did ya??

      65 weeks ago
    • Lizzy H
      Lizzy H

      how are ya neway?
      haven seen u in lik yrs!!

      65 weeks ago
    • Lizzy H
      Lizzy H

      heya!!! member me?

      65 weeks ago