100 Stupid Questions
Are you scared of creepy creatures? : Spider, wasps, buzzy flies etc.
Are you scared of cockroaches? : Not really there just disgusting
Do you get scared in the dark? : Outside, yes.
What is your favorite day of the week? : Saturday and Friday
Your dream car : Bugatti Veyron and Aston Martin DB9 and Ferrari F430
Your dream vacation : in a little cotage in Brittany ,France (with hot French men)
In your next birth, you would love to be : A bird or tiger
In your past birth, you must have been : An ... atom?Is this something I'm supposed to remember?
Your favorite pizza topping is : Margaretta only
How many kids do you want to have? : None
Last TV channel you watched :RTE 2
What are you wearing right now? : Jammies and a dressing gown
What do you wear at night in bed? : White t-shirt and cotton pj pants
Your favorite toy in childhood : HUGE pink horse called Rosa
How many teeth do you have? : Who are you, my dentist?
When did you last visit the dentist? : You really are my dentist and want to see if I've been seeing other dentists behind you're back? Aren't you? AREN'T YOU?
Which toothpaste do you use? : I've blown your cover, piss off now.
Your preferred toilet paper brand : Couldn't give a shit (oh, lol)
Three things you can't live without : Food,Water,Clothes ,Paper made by ants(kidding)
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be : A hot man who was strong and could run home with me on his back.
Your dream celebrity date : Jared Followill
Do you believe in aliens? : Nope
Do you believe in ghosts and such?: Nope
Favorite fruit : Apples!
Favorite flower : Tulips or roses
Have you puked at a party? : No
You would love to get a tattoo done on your : Shoulder?
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: Ya. (hehe)
Do you cry easily? : It depends on whats easily. No?
Do you swear a lot? : All the time...lol
Favorite body part in the opposite sex :Eyes, legs and great hair
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents? : Nope
The food you hate to eat :Green fucking peas! Hate those little fuckers!
Your favorite breakfast cereal : Bran Flakes (at the mo)
Do you have any pets? : He died
If yes, describe your pets: Em, Dead
Which is your favorite holiday?: Going to France and London
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind? :No
Ever been in a car accident? : Nah-ah
The boy band you secretly listen to: None secretly
The body part you would love to get pierced : NONE
When did you last diet to lose weight?: I'm still ON a diet.
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? : Go back to sleep
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: WTF?!? No!
Are you in love with someone these days? :No
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb? : For a while at least
Has anyone slapped you on the face?: No, but i have.
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing? : Multicoloured but mainly white
Which is your favorite underwear brand?: Em... Penneys?
What is your favorite denim brand?: Don't care
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be CHANEL
Your first cell phone was: A Nokia flip up phone, haha, good times
Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?: Depend who it is.
Are you a sensitive person?: Yeah
Would you go for a one night stand?: IDK
The romantic movie you like most:Casablanca or Romeo and Juliet
The action movie you like most: Mr and Ms Smith and Catch Me If You Can
Do you believe in heaven and hell? : Unsure
Which newspaper do you read daily?: I do the crossword in the Times?
The magazines you like to read: Look and (if I can get my hands on it) Vogue
Your first job was: None yet
Did you have a best friend in school?: Kinda loads of them, lol
Which email service do you use most? :Hotmail
Have you ever walked to save money? :How would it save ME money?
Where do you shop for clothes?: H&M, New Look, Penneys, Dunnes etc.
What was your po

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing and she will probably end things in saying fine (refer back to #1 for meaning of fine)



6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.



8 . Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!


9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

1 Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted 2 punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in one word?
8. what was ur first impression of me?
9. do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything wot wud it b?
12. How well do u no me?
13. Whens the last time u saw me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?