TWATtard And NERDface
''I love that cranberry stuff'
I thought u didnt like it ?
'i dont '
Fucking tard
'Get it right....its TWATtard '


'Beckiii....'
Yeah.....
'Listen carefully....'
Okay....
'Listening?....'
Yeah.....
*hears fart from across other side of the room*
TWAT!!!!!!



'Beckiii....'
Yeah...
'Does Geoffrey like toilets?'
DON'T YOU DARE!!!
'I'm gonna do it!'
NO!!!!!
*flushes geoffrey down the toilet*
BITCH!!!!*sobs*
'HAHAHAHAHAHA, LOOK AT HIM GO...Shit'
*sniffs*...whats wrong now you heartless evil creature?
'It won't flush'
*removes dismembered head from toilet*
You're evil
*throws teddy at wall*
EW!!!Now ther's yellow bear juice on my wall!
'Hahaha, come on, you never liked him anyway!'
Well...he does make a cute corpse



'Look, i can hit the high note!'
*Poses miming Leona Lewis high note*
Hmmm....metal cattle prod
*Pokes with metal rod*
You're leaving me out, i feel depressed *sulks*
Oh shut up whining, bloody baby!
*mom walks in*
'Hey mom'
Hi mommy!
I'm not gonna ask
*Walks back out of room*
See you guys even scared your mom
'OH FUCK OFF!'



'Looky looky Beckiiii!!!'
What the fuck are you doing now?!
'I can jump off the 2nd step without hurting myself!'
This should be a good laugh
*Jumps*
*hits head on lampshade*
*Falls to the floor*
Hahaha, i knew it
'Oweeee!!!!'
I'm gonna say one word to you, and it should be no surprise what i'm gonna say
'And the word is.....'
Twat


'I'm gonna throw this and its gonna make him go BLERGH!!!'
NO!!!!Don't kill steve!!!I only just lost geoffrey and geoffrey juniour!
*throws compass*
*compass hits steve*
*steve explodes*
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!
!*sobs uncontrolably*
'Shit....i'm better than i thought' =|
You're pure evil!
' I never meant to hit him, coz now i gotta clean up the mess'
Or.....
'What?'
Do what we normally do to the mess in my room...
'Which is...'
Throw it out the window
*throws remains of steve out of the window*
*flour explodes all over driveway*
........SHIT
*both at same time* SAM DID IT!!!!



*3 am*
'Beckiii'
*snore*
'Beckiii'
*snore*
'BECKIIII'
*cough*
'THERE'S A GINGER MAN ON THE FLOOR!!!'
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
'Oh, morning '

'Beckiii....'
Yeah?
'Can you smell beef burgers?'
Shit yeah....is mom cooking?'
'No....'
Then what is it?
'I just *snigger* farted '



*secret text talk*(all in a silent bingo hall)
'Hell yeah he was mega fine, i'd lick his lollypop '
Yeah you just want him to light your stove !
*Starts pissing herself out loud*
BE QUIET!!!!WE'RE IN A BLOODY BINGO HALL!!!!!!!!!
Twat


'Captain condom'
And his evil nemesis....
'Petunia pill !'
They fight against the evil STD baron
CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE HELL UP!SLEEPING HERE!
*snigger*
'Goodnight captain condom'



'OMG ITS A MOTH!!!!'
EW!!!!!*mumbles in funny accent*
'ARGH!!!ITS RUSSIAN!!!'
No that was me =\
'Fucking russian moths'
Zey vill get you ven u shleep!
'ARGH!!!!*hides under quilt*'
*snigger*


*3 am*
Guess what?
'*mumbles* what?!'
OH YEAS!!!!
'FUCK OFF!!!!I DONT LIKE BEETLES '
*laughs*
'Beckiiii....'
Yes?
*smack*
'Goodnight '
Yeah....night



'Hahahaha i think i'm gonna wet myself!!!!'
*coughs, splutters, chokes*
'Becki you okay?'
*chokes, weezes*
'SHIT BECKI DON'T DIE!!!!'
*coughs, takes inhaler, stands up*
You gave me an asthma attack, twat face
'Was it fun?'
Yeah , it was great!
'Oh good =]'




Shorti died about an hour ago, so i'm in a grieving state still
*snigger*
What?
'Can i say something?'
Yeah =\
'Shorti go BOOM '
You know what?..
'What?'
Just don't do that again *snigger*
'What are you laughing at?'
It was pretty funny though




Oh my god, no, what the hell, he can't be dead!!!!*sobs*
'Beckiii.....'
Yeah *sniffs*
'DEAD!!!HE'S DEAD!!!HAHAHA DEAD!!!!'
You're mean
'Yeah i know '



I don't know how we are still alive =]
After asthma attacks, burge

1.Go out wit me...
2.Give me ur numb...
3.Kiss me...
4.Let me kiss u...
5.Take a shower wit me...
6.Be my bf/gf...
7.Wud u let me sleep in ur bed...
8.Have a relationship wit me...
9.Dance wit me...
10.Spank my ass...
11.Stick up 4 me if i was been put down...
12.Carress my body...
13.Play strip poker wit me...
14.Get wasted wit me...
15.Hang out wit me...
16.Show me off te ur m8s...
DO U
1.Think im fit...
2.Think im hot...
3.Want te kiss me...
4.Want te cuddle me...
5.Want te hook up wit me...
HAVE U EVA
1.Taut about me...
2.Taut der might be an us...
3.Taut bout hookin up wit me...
4.Found urself wanting a kiss off me...
5.Wished i was der...
6.Grabbed me...
7.Had a dream bout me...
8.Wanted me numb...
9.Had a crush on me...
R U
1.Happy u know me...
2.Mad at me...
3.Thinkin bout me..

1. ive already got gerard ways backstage pass hes sweated and touched on
2. i have a signed pikture actually signed to me from them
3. i talk about them constantly
4. they have said hello to me over the radio
5. i have dreams about them ...every night!!!!!
6. my life would be complete to even c them
7. i scream when they're mentioned
8. they are my soul and air to breathe
9. i cry over them sometimes nearly wet myself
10. it would make me soooooo HAPPY!!!!!!